Official Fishhead aka "Chuck Norris" jokes thread

[pavyracer]

I'm impressed how many things this poster has done...none documented. Lets start a list similar to a Chuck Norris joke list.

1. Fishhead can make a slot machine roll 777's by blowing a puff of smoke in the slot.

[tacomax]

[mmike032]

fishhead doesnt gamble..............
its not gambling when you always win

[etothep]

Fishhead's calendar goes straight March 31 to April 2 b/c nobody fools Fishhead

[tacomax]

If Fishhead has the Saints ML and the Saints lose, Fishhead is still a winner since he had an even bigger bet on the Packers ML.

[SlickFazzer]

I think he worked with a team to beat slots and video poker years ago.

[RogueJuror]

Fishhead's calendar goes straight March 31 to April 2 b/c nobody fools Fishhead

[tacomax]

Fishhead has figured out a way to beat the 1-900 numbers: he doesnt get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.

[tacomax]

I think he worked with a team to beat slots and video poker years ago.

[pavyracer]

Fishhead's tout service went out of business before he sold a single pick.

[Mudcat]

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

Fishhead had a wager at +250 that it would happen.

[pavyracer]

Fishhead bet $100,000 tails on the coin toss in Superbowl and the coin landed upright and got a push. That's how good he is.

[mathdotcom]

Fishhead bet $100,000 tails on the coin toss in Superbowl and the coin landed upright and got a push. That's how good he is.

Not Fishhead's fault people look to him as a hero. Anyone who wins is loved and hated the most.

[pavyracer]

Fishhead bet Cavaliers in live betting with 0.9 seconds before the game ended in game 2. That is he placed a bet after the ball left Lebron's hands but before it landed in the basket. That's how good he is.

[pavyracer]

Fishhead bet the Celtics will win the NBA championship last year one month before they traded for Garnett and Allen. That's how good he is.

[Fishhead]

Been really doing well with ORLANDO games in the playoffs.....6-0 after last evenings rather easy victory.

Have a good feel for this team right now.

Have not bet any other NBA playoff games.

0-1 in the hockey playoffs(Carolina +200 over Boston).....L

[pavyracer]

Fishhead bet there was going to be a 2nd Gulf War before Saddam invaded Kuwait. That's how good he is.

[jjgold]

Fishhead is like Nicky, most guys here do not like winners. They both roll with the punches though and take it well.

[mathdotcom]

Fishhead bet that pavy will think up at least 2 more before bedtime

[pavyracer]

Fishhead beat the slots for $500,000 and he carried all the quarters he won in his backpack all the way walking from Vegas to Iowa. That's how good he is.

[pavyracer]

Fishhead placed an online bet at Pinnacle before Al Gore invented the internet. That's how good he is.

[pavyracer]

Fishhead hit the trifecta in this year's Kentucky derby before the favorite was scratched in the morning. He is that good.