Where are the late-night pros? Seaweed is divulging some of his methodology secrets!

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  • The Giant
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 01-21-12
    • 21480

    #1
    Where are the late-night pros? Seaweed is divulging some of his methodology secrets!
    One of the most successful handicappers in the last 50 years, Seaweed, has decided to reveal some of his stunning secrets to the sports handicapping world.

    There is only one place to find it:

  • daimoshokage
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-07-11
    • 8935

    #2
    Shut the fukk up dr. phil!!!
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    • The Giant
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      • 01-21-12
      • 21480

      #3
      Daimo, great call tonight on the Redskins.
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      • daimoshokage
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        • 02-07-11
        • 8935

        #4
        Originally posted by The Giant
        Daimo, great call tonight on the Redskins.
        never in doubt!!! give us a winner dr. phil.. heard you're fukking sharp as well with all your badges and shit..
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        • pulledclear
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-19-12
          • 6684

          #5
          Sammy NO one care what one of your idiotic aliases is doing.
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          • The Giant
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            • 01-21-12
            • 21480

            #6
            Originally posted by daimoshokage
            never in doubt!!! give us a winner dr. phil.. heard you're fukking sharp as well with all your badges and shit..
            Thursday.

            Originally posted by pulledclear
            Sammy NO one care what one of your idiotic aliases is doing.
            Shhhh.
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            • Smoke
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 10-09-09
              • 48111

              #7
              The Giant is a forum legend and has been a member since 2000
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              • ronzer
                SBR MVP
                • 10-31-10
                • 1580

                #8
                giant you should complain, you paid 23k and didn't even get a badge.
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                • Seaweed
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                  • 01-19-12
                  • 26318

                  #9
                  The Giant, when we were talking on cam and i said i might reveal it i was not talking about my methodology, if you know what i mean. I'm sorry it was misinterpreted. I would never ever reveal my secrets.
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                  • InTheDrink
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 11-23-09
                    • 23983

                    #10
                    seaweed when will your next session be?

                    i feel terrible that i missed it
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                    • Seaweed
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                      • 01-19-12
                      • 26318

                      #11
                      Originally posted by InTheDrink
                      seaweed when will your next session be?

                      i feel terrible that i missed it
                      August 22nd, 2019 at 10:00pm EST.
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                      • ttwarrior1
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                        • 06-23-09
                        • 28460

                        #12
                        weird weird weird foreigner
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                        • Seaweed
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                          • 01-19-12
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                          weird weird weird foreigner

                          <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <wontGrowAutofit/> <w:UseFELayout/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplore r4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> The Giant: TT, if you could set all black people on fire, would you?
                          ttwarrior1: he gave me death threats in a pm
                          ttwarrior1: yes
                          ttwarrior1: all
                          ttwarrior1: mexicans too
                          The Giant: Wow
                          ttwarrior1: and arabs
                          The Giant: Unbelievable
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                          • ttwarrior1
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                            • 06-23-09
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                            #14
                            yeh but why would giant ask such a question. I gave him the answer he wanted.

                            think about it

                            what type of person asks such a question. thats why i gave that answer. Giant is irrevelant on sbr, chat or
                            in real life
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                            • darkhat
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-18-10
                              • 5722

                              #15
                              giant reminds me of Dr. phil for some reason
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                              • InTheDrink
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-23-09
                                • 23983

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                <!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <wontGrowAutofit/> <w:UseFELayout/> </w:Compatibility> <w:BrowserLevel>MicrosoftInternetExplore r4</w:BrowserLevel> </w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--> The Giant: TT, if you could set all black people on fire, would you?
                                ttwarrior1: he gave me death threats in a pm
                                ttwarrior1: yes
                                ttwarrior1: all
                                ttwarrior1: mexicans too
                                The Giant: Wow
                                ttwarrior1: and arabs
                                The Giant: Unbelievable
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                                seaweed i apologize for his behavior
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                                • Seaweed
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                                  • 01-19-12
                                  • 26318

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                  ttwarrior1 flagged

                                  seaweed i apologize for his behavior
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                                  • The Giant
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 01-21-12
                                    • 21480

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Seaweed
                                    The Giant, when we were talking on cam and i said i might reveal it i was not talking about my methodology, if you know what i mean. I'm sorry it was misinterpreted. I would never ever reveal my secrets.

                                    Thanks for not showing up last night.

                                    At one point there were over 100 members in chat, and they were all screaming: "We want the methodology! We want the methodology! We want the methodology!"

                                    I thought the people were going to start rioting. I'm still not sure how I got out alive.
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                                    • King Mayan
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 21326

                                      #19
                                      I'm here

                                      Where are the secrets?? I'm looking to get my cokk .5 inch bigger...
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                                      • Seaweed
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by The Giant
                                        Thanks for not showing up last night.

                                        At one point there were over 100 members in chat, and they were all screaming: "We want the methodology! We want the methodology! We want the methodology!"

                                        I thought the people were going to start rioting. I'm still not sure how I got out alive.
                                        God bless you.
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                                        • Seaweed
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                                          • 01-19-12
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by King Mayan
                                          I'm here

                                          Where are the secrets?? I'm looking to get my cokk .5 inch bigger...
                                          if you want to get your cokk .5 inch bigger and are looking for secrets, tune in to CBS and watch the Victoria Secrets show. I hope this helps.
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                                          • The Giant
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-21-12
                                            • 21480

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                            God bless you.
                                            How did you know I sneezed?
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                                            • Seaweed
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                                              • 01-19-12
                                              • 26318

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by The Giant
                                              How did you know I sneezed?
                                              Because money started falling from the sky.
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                                              • The Giant
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 01-21-12
                                                • 21480

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                Because money started falling from the sky.
                                                Do you know the best way to cure heartburn?

                                                I've had this since 1997.
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                                                • King Mayan
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 09-22-10
                                                  • 21326

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                  if you want to get your cokk .5 inch bigger and are looking for secrets, tune in to CBS and watch the Victoria Secrets show. I hope this helps.
                                                  No it doesn't help.. I have erectile dysfunction... I only want my cokk .5 inch bigger, for shits and giggles.
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                                                  • Seaweed
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                                                    • 01-19-12
                                                    • 26318

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by The Giant
                                                    Do you know the best way to cure heartburn?

                                                    I've had this since 1997.
                                                    I may be wrong, but i think you got it from the heart wrenching NCAA Men's Final back in 97' where you bet that the Wildcats would win in regulation.
                                                    Spoon fulls of honey should do the trick.
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                                                    • InTheDrink
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 11-23-09
                                                      • 23983

                                                      #27
                                                      seaweed are you some sort of doctor?
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                                                      • Seaweed
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                                                        • 01-19-12
                                                        • 26318

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by King Mayan
                                                        No it doesn't help.. I have erectile dysfunction... I only want my cokk .5 inch bigger, for shits and giggles.
                                                        Go to China, based on the theory of relativity, it should work.
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                                                        • Seaweed
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                                                          • 01-19-12
                                                          • 26318

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                          seaweed are you some sort of doctor?
                                                          I would not be the leader of Seaweed Nation if I wasn't. When Seaweeders are sick, I'm there to help.
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                                                          • daimoshokage
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-07-11
                                                            • 8935

                                                            #30
                                                            Dr. Phil post a fukking play so we can fade it.. We know the you are a fukking dumb capper..
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                                                            • The Giant
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 01-21-12
                                                              • 21480

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by daimoshokage
                                                              Dr. Phil post a fukking play so we can fade it.. We know the you are a fukking dumb capper..
                                                              Daimo, don't make me put you over my knee.
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                                                              • Seaweed
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                                                                • 01-19-12
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by daimoshokage
                                                                Dr. Phil post a fukking play so we can fade it.. We know the you are a fukking dumb capper..
                                                                dumb capper? The Giant is wise beyond his years. In 2000, he told me he was in the middle of publishing a book that analyzed the socio-cultural influences on sport outcomes, and dug into the psychological processes of athletes on game days by incorporating Vygotsky's theory of development to make predictions on outcomes. I don't know if he had his study published but I'm sure it was a best seller.
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                                                                • daimoshokage
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 02-07-11
                                                                  • 8935

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                  dumb capper? The Giant is wise beyond his years. In 2000 he told me he was in the middle of publishing a book that analyzed the socio-cultural influences on sport outcomes, and dug into the psychological processes of athletes on game days by incorporating Vygotsky's theory of development to make predictions on outcomes. I don't know if he had his study published but I'm sure it was a best seller.


                                                                  The Giant is a 19 yr old kid.. He don't know shit.. GTFO with that psychological study bullshit.. He can't even tie his own shoes let alone publish a book..
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                                                                  • daimoshokage
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 02-07-11
                                                                    • 8935

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by The Giant
                                                                    Daimo, don't make me put you over my knee.
                                                                    Post a lock play and let see how you do.. I'll fukking fade the shit out of it..
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                                                                    • The Giant
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 01-21-12
                                                                      • 21480

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by daimoshokage
                                                                      Post a lock play and let see how you do.. I'll fukking fade the shit out of it..
                                                                      Lock #1:

                                                                      You are in the top 10 percentile of handicappers here at SBR.

                                                                      How did I do?
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