Winners and Losers Report December 3rd

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  • SBR Jonelyn
    SBR MVP
    • 03-09-12
    • 2282

    #1
    Winners and Losers Report December 3rd
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  • Louisvillekid1
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 10-17-07
    • 52143

    #2
    well done....
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    • Vegas39
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-22-11
      • 30686

      #3
      just likes saying Giants name
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      • BiTeMe UsAdOj
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-18-11
        • 7537

        #4
        Hmmm... chick wearing her obvious sexual frustration on her sleeve gleefully saying she likes mouthing "The Giant" a lot.

        Sure don't need any Freud devotees to figure you out, JoJo!
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        • donnyguru
          SBR High Roller
          • 10-14-06
          • 231

          #5
          Hope The Giant saved some for the Giants -2.5.
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          • BeerDog99
            SBR MVP
            • 09-22-10
            • 4894

            #6
            Dam, one of the biggest benefits of winning a tourney is getting mentioned by Jonelyn and nothing, but TheGiant gets a phantom mention!

            Whats up with that?
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            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-18-11
              • 7537

              #7
              Originally posted by BeerDog99
              Dam, one of the biggest benefits of winning a tourney is getting mentioned by Jonelyn and nothing, but TheGiant gets a phantom mention!

              Whats up with that?
              See post #4, my friend.
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              • borednaz
                SBR MVP
                • 08-28-10
                • 3809

                #8
                Biteme how the hell is she not already in Videos pal? Your failing majorly.
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  Jonie my love cant say I like the outfit today

                  Jonie I know you will do better tommorow

                  Jonie cheers!
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                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-18-11
                    • 7537

                    #10
                    Originally posted by borednaz
                    Biteme how the hell is she not already in Videos pal? Your failing majorly.
                    Jonie is playing a lil hard to get... but Ron Jeremy doesn't call me "The Closer" for nuthin, pal.

                    Hang in there... I'll get er done.

                    I think she thinks she's gonna start off being a "contract girl" or sumpthin'... AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

                    Unless, o'course, she personally shows me how much she really "wants it."


                    Now bored... I see ya sitting there doing a very good broke dikk fuukk imitation with your whopping 4 pts and 1 in sportsbook.

                    With MNF and the G-men about to cash?!??? WTF is wrong with you pal....

                    Being my usual altruistic self, I'll give ya 30pts if ya pen a limerick explaining why JoJo should be in porn vids... ASAP.

                    Clock's tickin'... GO!
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                    • borednaz
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-28-10
                      • 3809

                      #11
                      No thanks I'd just blow it in Poker pal. And I have faith, you just need to convince Jonelyn to come to a SBR Bash. Poor on the "Free" drinks and boom.
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                      • The Giant
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 01-21-12
                        • 21480

                        #12
                        Buried!

                        Love you, Jonelyn.
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                        • Triple_D_Bet
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 12-12-11
                          • 7626

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj

                          Being my usual altruistic self, I'll give ya 30pts if ya pen a limerick explaining why JoJo should be in porn vids... ASAP.

                          Clock's tickin'... GO!
                          If I'm asked for my most +EV pick
                          I would have JoJo star in a skin flick,
                          Charge 'em points and they'll pay,
                          (Plus it's the only way,
                          I Might ever win points off that Bite' prick).


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                          • ProPicker713
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 12-15-10
                            • 6788

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                            If I'm asked for my most +EV pick
                            I would have JoJo star in a skin flick,
                            Charge 'em points and they'll pay,
                            (Plus it's the only way,
                            I Might ever win points off that Bite' prick).


                            Lol argh I wouldve wrote the limerick and play some poker!
                            Need more limericks haha?
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                            • ProPicker713
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-15-10
                              • 6788

                              #15
                              <DD>Jojo and a prick ,
                              niether had a d**k</DD><DD>Were trapped inside and did not know what to do,</DD><DD>'Moan when I push', said jojo,</DD><DD>'Let it out all over me ', said the prick,</DD> In the end they finally escaped when the clock frozed at the last tick.

                              hhahaha
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                              • Triple_D_Bet
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 12-12-11
                                • 7626

                                #16
                                If you're trying to show up my rhyme,
                                I'd suggest you do better next time;
                                Yours was OK,
                                but sir, step away
                                from this thread, because Bite's points are mine!
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                                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-18-11
                                  • 7537

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                  If you're trying to show up my rhyme,
                                  I'd suggest you do better next time;
                                  Yours was OK,
                                  but sir, step away
                                  from this thread, because Bite's points are mine!
                                  Sorry ProPicker... 3D just laid you out... Tyson-prime-style.

                                  GAME. SET. MATCH. 3D!
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                                  • ProPicker713
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-15-10
                                    • 6788

                                    #18
                                    Lol yeah, but I thought we were doing this on Jojo. We can battle it out haha.
                                    Lock this prop in tonight fellas
                                    1 JAMEER NELSON +3.5 -120<INPUT name=text_ value=1_203953_0_-120 type=checkbox>
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                                    • BeerDog99
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 4894

                                      #19
                                      lol, this is funny, Biteme, you are a generous and very funny guy.

                                      Well done ProPicker and Triple_D!
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                                      • ProPicker713
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 12-15-10
                                        • 6788

                                        #20
                                        Haha yeah BiteMe is the man lol, got me playing poker right now.
                                        I surrender though against Triple_D he shut me down , I got no comeback for him haha.
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                                        • borednaz
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 08-28-10
                                          • 3809

                                          #21
                                          Bite me's points are cursed. He just buried me, I put all my points on The Giants because he insisted they'd win. So I teased Giants & Over. I'm going to lose.. Thanks a lot Biteme.
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                                          • ProPicker713
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 12-15-10
                                            • 6788

                                            #22
                                            Yeah it looks so haha, both looks like losers so far.
                                            Ticket#:1806513
                                            Dec 03 10:30 PM
                                            Dec 03 10:07 PM NBA STRAIGHT BET
                                            [511] ORLANDO +460
                                            5.00 / 23.00
                                            Ticket#:1806519
                                            Dec 03 10:30 PM
                                            Dec 03 10:22 PM TNT MAGIC VS WARRIORS,NELSON VS CURRY:MOST PTS+AST
                                            [1] JAMEER NELSON +3.5 -120
                                            16.25 / 13.54
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                                            • ProPicker713
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 12-15-10
                                              • 6788

                                              #23
                                              But it was very generous of him to give away free pts like that lol.
                                              Oh well... thanks again Bite.
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                                              • BeerDog99
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 09-22-10
                                                • 4894

                                                #24
                                                Good Luck boys!
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                                                • QuantumLeap
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-22-08
                                                  • 6898

                                                  #25
                                                  There once was a girl named JoJo,
                                                  Who liked to suck creme from a HoHo,
                                                  Bite me said star for me,
                                                  in my pornography,
                                                  JoJo said that's a no-no!
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                                                  • ProPicker713
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 12-15-10
                                                    • 6788

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by BeerDog99
                                                    Good Luck boys!
                                                    Thanks alot BD99, nice pit btw.
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                                                    • BeerDog99
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 09-22-10
                                                      • 4894

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ProPicker713
                                                      Thanks alot BD99, nice pit btw.
                                                      No problem. If you meant nice pic, ironically, Biteme made/found it for me... LOL
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                                                      • tatddy
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 03-02-10
                                                        • 10779

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by borednaz
                                                        Bite me's points are cursed. He just buried me, I put all my points on The Giants because he insisted they'd win. So I teased Giants & Over. I'm going to lose.. Thanks a lot Biteme.
                                                        You took advice from a New Yorker who knows nothing about sports betting? Oh my....you're lucky Beer Dog is a Saint!
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                                                        • ProPicker713
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 12-15-10
                                                          • 6788

                                                          #29
                                                          Find me a cool avatar pic biteme lol.
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                                                          • Triple_D_Bet
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 12-12-11
                                                            • 7626

                                                            #30
                                                            There once was a poster, a fanciful fellow, who went by the handle of BiteMe
                                                            He claimed he'd been labeled a 'closer' of sorts, by the likes of the great Mr. Jeremy.
                                                            The spelling is accurate, but quite misleading; when asked to confirm, Ron said "No sir!"
                                                            "His prick was so small, couldn't see it at all, so I told him to come a bit closer!"

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                                                            • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 08-18-11
                                                              • 7537

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by tatddy
                                                              You took advice from a New Yorker who knows nothing about sports betting? Oh my....you're lucky Beer Dog is a Saint!
                                                              Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                              There once was a poster, a fanciful fellow, who went by the handle of BiteMe
                                                              He claimed he'd been labeled a 'closer' of sorts, by the likes of the great Mr. Jeremy.
                                                              The spelling is accurate, but quite misleading; when asked to confirm, Ron said "No sir!"
                                                              "His prick was so small, couldn't see it at all, so I told him to come a bit closer!"

                                                              At my appointment later today, my doctor and I will discuss (at length) all this recent hostility directed toward me by my supposed 'friends'.

                                                              I'm already reeling from Seaweed's and The Giant's recent actions... and I'm not sure if there's anymore room in the Doghouse for you two Benedict Arnold's.

                                                              My doctor will advise.....

                                                              And QuantumLeap... very nice limerick, pal. REWARDED!

                                                              Picker... after my appointment later, I'll see what I can do. But I have some amateur footage to edit so uh, well, you know... it might be awhile.

                                                              And now I know why the G-men tanked... effin bored jumped on 'em.

                                                              And YES... Beerdog is most definitely a saint!
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                                                              • Conan
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 09-01-10
                                                                • 1178

                                                                #32
                                                                lol love that i hit in the casino and drop it to all the top poker winners
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                                                                • Triple_D_Bet
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 12-12-11
                                                                  • 7626

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                  At my appointment later today, my doctor and I will discuss (at length) all this recent hostility directed toward me by my supposed 'friends'.
                                                                  To continue the saga of Bite and his prick (which a hobbit would find a bit small),
                                                                  He arrived at his doctor's appointment today; where he found (not expected at all),
                                                                  His doctor was none other than Mr. Jeremy, who went to great pains to repeat,
                                                                  That you can't make a JoJo and Annie babe-sandwich without just a little more meat!

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                                                                  • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 08-18-11
                                                                    • 7537

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Triple_D_Bet
                                                                    To continue the saga of Bite and his prick (which a hobbit would find a bit small),
                                                                    He arrived at his doctor's appointment today; where he found (not expected at all),
                                                                    His doctor was none other than Mr. Jeremy, who went to great pains to repeat,
                                                                    That you can't make a JoJo and Annie babe-sandwich without just a little more meat!

                                                                    You are sooooooo off my Christmas list......
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                                                                    • Triple_D_Bet
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 12-12-11
                                                                      • 7626

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                                                      You are sooooooo off my Christmas list......
                                                                      'Twas the night before Christmas, and up at the Pole, Santa was checking his list.
                                                                      While writing down presents for good boys and girls, he abruptly found someone he'd missed.
                                                                      He made the wrong right with a masterful stroke of his Ron Jeremy novelty pen,
                                                                      And BiteMe would celebrate Christmas in style, with his 5-year supply of Extenze!
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