Bring back Fiveteamer!!

Robyn · 11-23-08, 01:28 PM

Hi jj.

bigboydan · 11-23-08, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

Bad move by Mods, I guess a Mod needed to fill a quota or got paid off by another poster to do this.

Solid poster

Your the one who demanded the mods to ban him and now your saying we had to make a quota and or were paid off, coach.

Robyn · 11-23-08, 03:17 PM

BBD, at the very least, six people log into and share the jj gold account. This explains why his story changes from day to day. It's ok though. JJ is a busy person and has the money to hire assistants.

jjgold · 11-23-08, 03:18 PM

Robyn do you want to fuk 5 teamer?

Bread · 11-23-08, 03:28 PM

We both do JJ. Don't be jealous. You were in there until your videos got too aggressive.

Robyn · 11-23-08, 03:30 PM

JJ I haven't had any for 8 months. Bread has been working long hours at the spoke shop.

bigboydan · 11-23-08, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

JJ I haven't had any for 8 months. Bread has been working long hours at the spoke shop.

Long hours uh... That's a classic sign that Bread might just be cheating on you Robyn.

Robyn · 11-23-08, 03:35 PM

It's ok, BBD. I work long hours, too.

bigboydan · 11-23-08, 03:37 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

It's ok, BBD. I work long hours, too.

So your cheating on Bread?

Robyn · 11-23-08, 03:39 PM

BBD, you aren't very bright.

No, I am not cheating on Bread. When I am "working late", I am really spending all of his money at the mall. Duh.

pavyracer · 11-23-08, 03:47 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

BBD, you aren't very bright.

No, I am not cheating on Bread. When I am "working late", I am really spending all of his money at the mall. Duh.

Do they have chippendales at the mall in Tampa?

Robyn · 11-23-08, 03:48 PM

Pavy, dont be gross.

Nothing about naked men dancing and prancing around turns me on.

pavyracer · 11-23-08, 03:52 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

Pavy, dont be gross.

Nothing about naked men dancing and prancing around turns me on.

After going 2-12 yesterday I'm seriously considering moonlighting the pool boy at chippendales.

Boner_18 · 11-23-08, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by pavyracer

After going 2-12 yesterday I'm seriously considering moonlighting the pool boy at chippendales.

I looked into sperm banking today. They pay $100 per, much more than I would have guessed. Also, I'm working on my GF to get her to donates eggs... 8k per.

pavyracer · 11-23-08, 04:12 PM

Originally posted by Boner_18

I looked into sperm banking today. They pay $100 per, much more than I would have guessed. Also, I'm working on my GF to get her to donates eggs... 8k per.

Are you serious? How much load do I need for each sperm donation? I'm very potent.

Boner_18 · 11-23-08, 04:20 PM

Don't think volume is the criteria, percentage of swimmers was. You also have to be between 18-40 and at least 5'7''...

MastaB · 11-23-08, 04:23 PM

Originally posted by Boner_18

I looked into sperm banking today. They pay $100 per, much more than I would have guessed. Also, I'm working on my GF to get her to donates eggs... 8k per.

Your a sick fvck. Donating your girls eggs?

Now i know why you were defending Fiveteamer the other day with the Taco bell thing.

MastaB · 11-23-08, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Boner_18

Don't think volume is the criteria, percentage of swimmers was. You also have to be between 18-40 and at least 5'7''...

Pavys not a swimmer. And thats not him in the picture. Hes a fraud.

pavyracer · 11-23-08, 04:27 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Pavys not a swimmer. And thats not him in the picture. Hes a fraud.

He is not talking about me swimming dummy. He is talking about my sperm swimming in the uterus.

Robyn · 11-23-08, 04:29 PM

That's not the kind of swimmer Boner was referring to.

Robyn · 11-23-08, 04:29 PM

Damn it pavy.

Boner_18 · 11-23-08, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Your a sick fvck. Donating your girls eggs?

Now i know why you were defending Fiveteamer the other day with the Taco bell thing.

Actually Masta, there is nothing sick about helping out couples who can't conceive on their own. Stop being so selfish and go volunteer at the local soup kitchen.

MastaB · 11-23-08, 04:31 PM

Originally posted by Robyn

That's not the kind of swimmer Boner was referring to.

Lol I thought he was trying to make some joke that swimmers had low sperm counts or something.

hoopster42 · 11-23-08, 04:33 PM

i dont miss him at all, good riddance, but i hope he's lurking so he can see my ou ttech pick thread

MastaB · 11-23-08, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by Boner_18

Actually Masta, there is nothing sick about helping out couples who can't conceive on their own. Stop being so selfish and go volunteer at the local soup kitchen.

Thats not the sick part asshole.

The sick part is getting paid 8k for it. Thats the only reason you would "try to convince" your girl to donate her eggs. Asshole.

That procedure is dangerous btw and she might not be able to have babies of her own after she gets paid for being such a good person and donating her eggs for 8k.

smitch124 · 11-23-08, 04:34 PM

After a week off, how many made up avatars will he have??

I shudder at the thought...

Boner_18 · 11-23-08, 04:34 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Lol I thought he was trying to make some joke that swimmers had low sperm counts or something.

Lol. I wouldn't be surprised if that were true. Restrictive swimwear might kill off your boys.

Boner_18 · 11-23-08, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Thats not the sick part asshole.

The sick part is getting paid 8k for it. Thats the only reason you would "try to convince" your girl to donate her eggs. Asshole.

That procedure is dangerous btw and she might not be able to have babies of her own after she gets paid for being such a good person and donating her eggs for 8k.

Chill out man. No need for the hostility. Clearly I indicated I was motivated by the $$. "Trying to convince" her is mentioning it, I wouldn't actually induce her to make a decision either way. I thought we were having some fun here... Oh wait we WERE having some fun.

englishmike · 11-23-08, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Now i know why you were defending Fiveteamer the other day with the Taco bell thing.

He was probably defending him because he's been around a bit longer than you and knows Teamer is a good dude.

When you've been here longer than five minutes you'll probably 'get it.'

Bread · 11-23-08, 04:40 PM

I hope Fiveteamer never gets unbanned. He makes me sick.

MastaB · 11-23-08, 04:40 PM

Originally posted by englishmike

He was probably defending him because he's been around a bit longer than you and knows Teamer is a good dude.

When you've been here longer than five minutes you'll probably 'get it.'

Ok PAL.

Thanks for the tip. But, i can make my own judgments on people.

englishmike · 11-23-08, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by MastaB

Ok PAL.

Thanks for the tip. But, i can make my own judgments on people.

Yeah, I've noticed, that's my point, 99% are wrong.

Robyn · 11-23-08, 05:18 PM

Fiveteamer is one of the funniest guys here. Those who fail to see this, either don't know how to laugh at themselves or find very few things in life to be humorous.

RogueJuror · 11-23-08, 08:35 PM

all this pool boy avatars are not helping in my state

AMBlai01 · 11-23-08, 08:42 PM

Free Fiveteamer!!!!!