Beyonce "Ugrade" commercial

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  • St. Andrew
    SBR MVP
    • 02-23-08
    • 2265

    #1
    Beyonce "Ugrade" commercial
    Anybody else feel like they want to kill somebody when this stupid-ass commercial comes on?
  • big joe 1212
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 06-01-08
    • 19380

    #2
    Not at all!
    I never get tired of saeeing her in that hot ass dress!
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    • tacomax
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 9619

      #3
      Originally posted by St. Andrew
      Anybody else feel like they want to kill somebody when this stupid-ass commercial comes on?
      Hell no, I can't stop fwapping.
      Originally posted by pags11
      SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
      Originally posted by BuddyBear
      I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
      Originally posted by curious
      taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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      • big joe 1212
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-01-08
        • 19380

        #4
        Let me Let me Let me upgrade ya!
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        • frostno98
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-11-07
          • 9769

          #5
          Originally posted by St. Andrew
          Anybody else feel like they want to kill somebody when this stupid-ass commercial comes on?
          You must have some serious mental social problems or don't like seeing a hot woman to even suggest such a thing.
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          • Tsoprano
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 04-14-08
            • 26374

            #6
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            • MickChunky
              SBR MVP
              • 10-31-06
              • 1452

              #7
              Upgrade is her pimp, anybody ever seen Idiocracy?
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              • onlooker
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 08-10-05
                • 36572

                #8
                No, I actually like looking at hot chicks.

                I get sick of seeing the Clark one, where he jumps in the pool.
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                • Stumpage
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-21-05
                  • 2906

                  #9
                  Originally posted by St. Andrew
                  Anybody else feel like they want to kill somebody when this stupid-ass commercial comes on?
                  There are many sights in life that repulse me.....This is not one of them.....
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                  • seaborneq
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-08-06
                    • 22556

                    #10
                    Originally posted by St. Andrew
                    Anybody else feel like they want to kill somebody when this stupid-ass commercial comes on?

                    Did someone forget to tell you that you are gay? Have them make a special "hard" version of the same commercial with Jack Black in it.
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                    • Bread
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      I'm with you Andrew. Hot woman or not, Beyonce aka Sasha Fierce (wtf??) is about as annoying as it gets.

                      She sucks.
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                      • Mudcat
                        Restricted User
                        • 07-21-05
                        • 9287

                        #12
                        I'm backing Andrew on this one.

                        As for that being gay, pull yourselves together boys. You act like seeing a hot chick is some rare thing and that commercial may be your last chance.

                        Beyonce is somewhat hot but she's an annoying twat. I would be happy to know I never had to see her again.
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                        • tacomax
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-10-05
                          • 9619

                          #13


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                          Originally posted by pags11
                          SBR would never get rid of me...ever...
                          Originally posted by BuddyBear
                          I'd probably most likely chose Pags to jack off too.
                          Originally posted by curious
                          taco is not a troll, he is a bubonic plague bacteria.
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                          • seaborneq
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 09-08-06
                            • 22556

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Mudcat
                            I'm backing Andrew on this one.

                            As for that being gay, pull yourselves together boys. You act like seeing a hot chick is some rare thing and that commercial may be your last chance.

                            Beyonce is somewhat hot but she's an annoying twat. I would be happy to know I never had to see her again.
                            The commercial is meant to be sexy and hot and for a certain testosterone filled demographic of perhaps 16-35. I am older, with a 21 month old, and I can watch it all the time. It is not about direct tv as much as sexiness. I guess those who don't like it or are tired of it are either not in the age demographic or missing some testosterone.
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                            • HAPPY BOY
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-10-05
                              • 7109

                              #15
                              Originally posted by tacomax


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                              wow the poor girl. Man i hope she doesn't slit her throat.
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                              • raiders72002
                                SBR MVP
                                • 03-06-07
                                • 3368

                                #16
                                Never get tired of looking at Beyonce
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                                • HAPPY BOY
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 08-10-05
                                  • 7109

                                  #17
                                  Im not much into dark meat but Beyonce is delicious!
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                                  • St. Andrew
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-23-08
                                    • 2265

                                    #18
                                    The music and the way she dances makes me want to hit something with a baseball bat. Yeah, I guess I'm gay because i don't enjoy watching a no-talent bimbo with an IQ of 10 prostitute herself for a corporation, while holding a piece of gold in her stupid grill. Yeah, I'm gay I guess.

                                    To be honest, Cheryl Hines is much more my type.
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                                    • Bread
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by HAPPY BOY
                                      Im not much into dark meat but Beyonce is delicious!
                                      But Happy aren't you somewhat dark meat yourself?
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                                      • St. Andrew
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 02-23-08
                                        • 2265

                                        #20
                                        "Let me upgrade you to the best channels in HD"

                                        puke
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                                        • nosniboR11
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 09-02-08
                                          • 10042

                                          #21
                                          Every time you see that commercial just think about how much extra they are charging you for your bill becuase of her. Think about it. A direct tv whore.
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                                          • rjt721
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 02-06-07
                                            • 7929

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by tacomax


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                                            Awesome.
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                                            • AMBlai01
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-16-08
                                              • 5882

                                              #23
                                              Don't find that girl attractive in the least....she is fat now...
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