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  • ProfaneReality
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 04-14-09
    • 7607

    #36
    That's a rough 45. If you told me 65 I would have believed it.
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    • tony_come
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-31-10
      • 21695

      #37
      Can you still get it up? 3-4 times a week, no pills, no porn...can you?
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      • Redman3693
        SBR MVP
        • 04-30-12
        • 1312

        #38
        Life is very funny...

        When ya got lotZ of money...



        Just look at Morgan Freeman
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        • PAULYPOKER
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 12-06-08
          • 36581

          #39
          Originally posted by tony_come
          Can you still get it up? 3-4 times a week, no pills, no porn...can you?
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          • tony_come
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-31-10
            • 21695

            #40
            Oh yes suck it baby...oh yes
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            • Killer_Demo
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 06-15-08
              • 8409

              #41
              all for the money...good for the old man
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              • Seaweed
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 01-19-12
                • 26318

                #42
                This thread is disgusting. Atleast Carpedime has come out of the closet.
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                • TPowell
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-21-08
                  • 18842

                  #43
                  no offense to the black guys in the thread spouting off, but white women, well most all women flock to wealth and looks. So obviously you see white women with black guys. Most of those are athletes, entertainers, and the sort. Keep in mind, I'm talking about 10's here. Girls that could have whatever they wanted. These 10's will flock to money, looks, and fame. They usually get all 3 of those because they are 10's
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                  • SBR_John
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-12-05
                    • 16471

                    #44
                    Fvk that, shes old.
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                    • Redman3693
                      SBR MVP
                      • 04-30-12
                      • 1312

                      #45
                      Originally posted by PAULYPOKER



                      Do Your Balls Hang Low?

                      Chorus:
                      <dl style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium;"><dd>Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
                      If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
                      If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying go at Walter.
                      Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

                      </dd></dl>Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
                      Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
                      Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
                      Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

                      Chorus
                      Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
                      Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
                      Do they make a lusty clamor when you hit them with a hammer?
                      Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

                      Chorus
                      Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
                      Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
                      Do they have a mellow tingle when you hit 'em with a shingle?
                      Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

                      Chorus
                      Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
                      Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
                      Do they have a salty taste when you wrap 'em 'round your waist?
                      Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?


                      For the right $$$, you could probably get a robotic one
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                      • PhillyFlyers
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 09-27-11
                        • 8245

                        #46
                        Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                        dude cmon stop acting like looks and money are the end all be all for dudes.... theres this thing called game and swagger and we have it not all but most. but seriously how do you know if a guys ugly do you judge guys like this often?
                        The fukk you talkin about? It's ALL about the money. No hot white chick dime piece you can think of is with a black dude that has no money. Try to think of one.
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                        • PhillyFlyers
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-27-11
                          • 8245

                          #47
                          Originally posted by teaserpleaser
                          Lay off the crack pipe my dude.
                          dude cmon stop acting like looks and money are the end all be all for dudes.... theres this thing called game and swagger and we have it not all but most. but seriously how do you know if a guys ugly do you judge guys like this often. We dont do this in LA shits gay dog ... i dont watch games and say that guys ugly or judge their looks playing ability sure but looks .... nah ... thats how you guys get down in philly?[/QUOTE]

                          game and swagger? you got no clue.

                          it's not anywhere near gay to say most black dudes are ugly as shit. matter of fact, most black women are ugly as shit too.

                          You an LA dude but you trying to talk about Philly? Your LA ass couldn't survive here bro.

                          Look at this dude...he looks like a monkey straight out the jungle...



                          Ugly as Hell.
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                          • PhillyFlyers
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-27-11
                            • 8245

                            #48
                            dude cmon stop acting like looks and money are the end all be all for dudes.... theres this thing called game and swagger and we have it not all but most. but seriously how do you know if a guys ugly do you judge guys like this often. We dont do this in LA shits gay dog ... i dont watch games and say that guys ugly or judge their looks playing ability sure but looks .... nah ... thats how you guys get down in philly?
                            game and swagger? you got no clue.

                            it's not anywhere near gay to say most black dudes are ugly as shit. matter of fact, most black women are ugly as shit too.

                            You an LA dude but you trying to talk about Philly? Your LA ass couldn't survive here bro.

                            Look at this dude...he looks like a monkey straight out the jungle...



                            Ugly as Hell.[/QUOTE]
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                            • InTheDrink
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 11-23-09
                              • 23983

                              #49
                              Fyi however he looks RG3 is the second academic all American to have won the heisman

                              Meanwhile you're a fukkin dumbass who can't figure out how to post on a message board
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                              • PhillyFlyers
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-27-11
                                • 8245

                                #50
                                Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                Fyi however he looks RG3 is the second academic all American to have won the heisman

                                Meanwhile you're a fukkin dumbass who can't figure out how to post on a message board
                                1) For the record, I graduated with a higher GPA than RG3 from a much better university than he attended and taking legitimate classes not fraudulent ones that he probably took.

                                2) The problem with posting has nothing to do with me. For whatever reason, it didn't put the poster's reaply in proper quotes, which is why I had to do it again.

                                3) You can be a fan of RG3 all you want, but the fact is I'm not ugly, I'm not a spook, and I don't look like a fukkin monkey.

                                4) You are a dickhead for your wrong, misguided, arrogant, and just plain stupid fukkin post.
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                                • InTheDrink
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 11-23-09
                                  • 23983

                                  #51
                                  Nice response. You are a gigantic dumbass. Sorry to break it to you but someone needs to tell you before you continue to embarrass yourself any further.
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                                  • PhillyFlyers
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-27-11
                                    • 8245

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                    Nice response. You are a gigantic dumbass. Sorry to break it to you but someone needs to tell you before you continue to embarrass yourself any further.
                                    Seriously is that all you got? I mean, why even post?
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                                    • cecil127
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 11-19-09
                                      • 7310

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                      Seriously is that all you got? I mean, why even post?
                                      holy fukk did you just ask that dude if "that was the best he got" you? really?

                                      anytime mr genius (who'sposting about ufo's, comspiracy theories and old dudes scoring tail while he strokes it in his parents basement) you feel like showing "the best you got"-I got that $100 right here for ya.
                                      my "best ive got" will be on Marston St. tomorrow if you're feeling extra brave and broke, wittle guy
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