Chicken Facts

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Grocery store chickens are 5-8 weeks old.

[RiverRaid]

Grocery store chickens are 5-8 weeks old.

So is the sperm that lives in your anus chicken boy.

[RogueJuror]

So is the sperm that lives in your anus chicken boy.

lol

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A rooster takes 18-20 breaths a minute, a hen 30-35.

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Chickens come in an infinite variety of colors and patterns.

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A hen lives an average of 5-7 years, but can live up to 20 years. She'll lay eggs her entire life, with production decreasing every year from year one.

[daggerkobe]

Used to raise about a dozen hens few months ago..... they laid about 10 eggs a day.

But they all died suddenly and mysteriously. I suspect it was lice as their bodies were covered in these nasty bugs.

[Mudcat]

I wonder how many chickens have died for me. Sad. Unfair. But I just can't be a vegetarian no matter how much I know it would be the right thing to do. I love meat too much.

When I die, if anyone wants to chop me up and feed me to chickens I would consider that appropriate and fair.

Circle of life and all that.

[reno cool]

Those are some great quotes plom,

now I want to hear something from the Ardvark and the ant.

[reno cool]

hey chicken if your feet hurt fly

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"Okay, I'll shut up. Some fellas have to keep their tongues flappin' but not me. I was brought up right. My pa used to tell me to shut up and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say nothin'. One time darn near starved to death. WOULDN'T TELL HIM I WAS HUNGRY!!"

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