The players and positions would be:
Pat Venditto - Pitcher
Guy has shown incredible technique in previous vids and needs a pitcher's salary to pay off his gambling debts. Cannot hit worth shit, though, so hopefully we have a DH for him.
Nicky Santoro - Catcher
Guy is built like a truck and would be so furious if you tried to steal he'd throw a phuckin' bullet to 2nd base. Would also hit at least 2 HR every game.
SlickFazzer - 3rd Base
Despite never getting there, I'd put Slicker at 3rd base. He is as reliable as any, always knows what's going on, and is a solid hitter.
jjgold - Shortstop
Guy is super quick on his feet. Have you seen his boxing vids? Guy has incredible hands too. Nothing would get past him.
compaqdikk - 2nd Base
Him and jj make a great duo around 2nd base. compaqdikk is such a thief he will steal home every chance he gets, even against right-handed pitchers.
Richkas - 1st Base
Need him on 1st to talk trash to anyone who gets on base. Also, this is closest position to dugout so he can throw his empty beer cans away discretely without leaving them on the field.
VegasDave - Left Field
Just to see his blubber jiggle when he runs.
RogueJuror - Center
Between pitches he would do some of his haka chanting or whatever the phuck it is. Would get the fans excited and scare the other team. Very fast runner but cannot throw worth a damn, unfortunately. Need compaqdikk to be the cut-off man every time.
Deuce - Right Field
Couldn't catch a fly ball unless he had the world's biggest mitt. Guess he will have to use his girlfriend's. Only reason this guy is on team is for power hitting. And to become the first NHL/pro baseball player in history.
Ganchrow - Manager
Would be crunching numbers in his head constantly to maximize performance. Definitely could not throw BP though.
pico - Water Boy
Need to make him feel important. Can beat the shit out of him if he spills a drop, tiny little asian bugger.
Durito - Mascot
He'd be dressed up as whatever the phuck his avatar is. Would go well with RogueJuror's haka chanting.
Suggestions??
Pat Venditto - Pitcher
Guy has shown incredible technique in previous vids and needs a pitcher's salary to pay off his gambling debts. Cannot hit worth shit, though, so hopefully we have a DH for him.
Nicky Santoro - Catcher
Guy is built like a truck and would be so furious if you tried to steal he'd throw a phuckin' bullet to 2nd base. Would also hit at least 2 HR every game.
SlickFazzer - 3rd Base
Despite never getting there, I'd put Slicker at 3rd base. He is as reliable as any, always knows what's going on, and is a solid hitter.
jjgold - Shortstop
Guy is super quick on his feet. Have you seen his boxing vids? Guy has incredible hands too. Nothing would get past him.
compaqdikk - 2nd Base
Him and jj make a great duo around 2nd base. compaqdikk is such a thief he will steal home every chance he gets, even against right-handed pitchers.
Richkas - 1st Base
Need him on 1st to talk trash to anyone who gets on base. Also, this is closest position to dugout so he can throw his empty beer cans away discretely without leaving them on the field.
VegasDave - Left Field
Just to see his blubber jiggle when he runs.
RogueJuror - Center
Between pitches he would do some of his haka chanting or whatever the phuck it is. Would get the fans excited and scare the other team. Very fast runner but cannot throw worth a damn, unfortunately. Need compaqdikk to be the cut-off man every time.
Deuce - Right Field
Couldn't catch a fly ball unless he had the world's biggest mitt. Guess he will have to use his girlfriend's. Only reason this guy is on team is for power hitting. And to become the first NHL/pro baseball player in history.
Ganchrow - Manager
Would be crunching numbers in his head constantly to maximize performance. Definitely could not throw BP though.
pico - Water Boy
Need to make him feel important. Can beat the shit out of him if he spills a drop, tiny little asian bugger.
Durito - Mascot
He'd be dressed up as whatever the phuck his avatar is. Would go well with RogueJuror's haka chanting.
Suggestions??
and we'll talk
