The All NFL Criminal Team

[SlicWilly3]

http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=850&SectionID=2

[SlicWilly3]

Pac Man should be the punt/kick returner.

[bigboydan]

Leonard Little should have mad this list easily.

Manslaughter Conviction

After a drunken birthday in 1998, Little crashed into and killed another motorist, Susan Gutweiler in St. Louis, MO. When tested, his blood alcohol level measured 0.19 percent, a level that exceeds the statutory level of intoxication of 0.08 in the state of Missouri.[5] Little received 90 days in jail, four years probation and 1000 hours of community service.[6]

Second arrest

Six years later, in 2004, Little was again arrested for drunk driving and speeding.[7] The probable cause statement filed by police said Little had bloodshot and watery eyes, smelled of alcohol and failed three sobriety tests. [8] Because of Little's 1999 guilty plea to involuntary manslaughter in his drunken-driving crash case, prosecutors charged him as a persistent offender. This made it a felony case.[8] Little was acquitted of driving while intoxicated, but was convicted only of the misdemeanor speeding charge.[9]

[Chi_archie]

interesting read....

the Justin Strelzyk one came out of nowhere I remember, he had no erratic history before his fatal incident

[Richkas]

Chmura shouldnt be on the list.

[pico]

haha. this team will be the best in NFL.

[etothep]

Lack of Bengals & Pacman would be b/c this is about 3 years old...Feel free to make an updated on for us

[mmike032]

interesting read....

the Justin Strelzyk one came out of nowhere I remember, he had no erratic history before his fatal incident

He was the guy with schizo wasnt he. I think I remember a report about him and how the last few years he was diagnosed and refused the meds, hence making him a nutcase.

My fav of the list has to be Romonoski.
dude was a beast

[fiveteamer]

Jim Dunaway - DE
Charged with murder in the death of his former wife, Dunaway is the unpublicized OJ Simpson (and, in fact, was a teammate of The Juice in Buffalo for three seasons). Prior to her death, she had won a divorce judgment that gave her more than 800 acres the couple owned, $1,800 a month in alimony and half of Dunaway's NFL pension. A grand jury assigned to the case did not indict him ("if you didn't see them fight, you must not indict"). His kids then sued him in a civil suit and won. That doesn't mean he did it. Um.


Did not even know about this one. The white OJ.

You award an ex half your pension, wtf do you think is going to happen?

[Sforz]

I would start Vick at qb

[SBR Lou]

Anyone got Sean Taylor getting the start at safety posthumously?

If he were able to do that for the Pro-Bowl last year, why not the All Criminal team?

[daggerkobe]

How can they not include Darryl Henley? He ran a cocaine ring and talked the Rams cheerleaders into working as his drug mule.

Also Cole Ford. He went crazy after missing FGs with the Raiders.... and even missed Siegfried and Roy when he shot at them with a gun.

[SlicWilly3]

Updated I would Sub Vick for Marinovich and Pac Man for Samari Rolle off the top of my head...

[fiveteamer]

Adding Plax.

[Boner_18]

Adding Plax.

And potentially Antonio Pierce..