if USA is like a person

[pico]

its head is in NE; heart is in texas; lips are in washington
florida is its wang, and NO is its hole.
its gut is in wisconsin
it's liver is jersey.
and california looks like a big joint.

seriously, this happens every year. why these people are still living in between firewood.

[Mudcat]

I remember traveling through Wilmington Delaware and making the comment, "This must be the armpit of America."