How do you tell your wife you lost the mortgage payment on Dallas?

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  • CaneDawg
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-25-08
    • 6256

    #1
    How do you tell your wife you lost the mortgage payment on Dallas?
    Ideas?
  • pimike
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 03-23-08
    • 37140

    #2
    Stall her, take a loan and put on tomorrows game
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    • CaneDawg
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-25-08
      • 6256

      #3
      Good Idea
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      • pavyracer
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 04-12-07
        • 82882

        #4
        You ask for a bailout loan from her and double down on Buffalo tomorrow.
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        • englishmike
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-19-08
          • 5279

          #5
          Easy. Tell her you lost it on Dallas.

          You a man or a mouse?
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          • CaneDawg
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-25-08
            • 6256

            #6
            Originally posted by pavyracer
            You ask for a bailout loan from her and double down on Buffalo tomorrow.
            another good idea
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            • bigboydan
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 08-10-05
              • 55420

              #7
              Dallas will not lose this game!
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              • fiveteamer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 04-14-08
                • 10805

                #8
                75% Cleveland +5

                25% Cleveland +220
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                • SportsLockPicks
                  SBR MVP
                  • 12-03-07
                  • 3386

                  #9
                  you are calling it this early? good news...they are going to cover, unless you mean the mavs i don't even know what the score is on that one
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                  • CaneDawg
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-25-08
                    • 6256

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SportsLockPicks
                    you are calling it this early? good news...they are going to cover, unless you mean the mavs i don't even know what the score is on that one
                    Cowboys
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                    • Panic
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 01-06-08
                      • 10367

                      #11
                      Stop going with BBD's picks and these things wont happen.
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                      • BadNina
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 11-27-07
                        • 10491

                        #12
                        Dear honey, I am cheating on you. I've been having an affair with your best friend and she is pregnant with my child. I am also having an affair with your brother. He gives the best blow jobs.

                        No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
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                        • pimike
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 03-23-08
                          • 37140

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BadNina
                          Dear honey, I am cheating on you. I've been having an affair with your best friend and she is pregnant with my child. I am also having an affair with your brother. He gives the best blow jobs.

                          No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
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                          • CaneDawg
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-25-08
                            • 6256

                            #14
                            Originally posted by BadNina
                            Dear honey, I am cheating on you. I've been having an affair with your best friend and she is pregnant with my child. I am also having an affair with your brother. He gives the best blow jobs.

                            No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
                            I will meet you in Warrior on Tuesday.

                            We shall run away together..
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                            • mathdotcom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 03-24-08
                              • 11689

                              #15
                              "Honey, you know that Dallas game that was on tonight? I bet the mortgage on Dallas winning but they didn't. So what the fvck's for dinner, bitch?"
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                              • BadNina
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 11-27-07
                                • 10491

                                #16
                                Originally posted by CaneDawg
                                I will meet you in Warrior on Tuesday.

                                We shall run away together..
                                Ok. I need to go there and pick up a few things anyway
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                                • Richkas
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 02-03-08
                                  • 19396

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by CaneDawg
                                  Ideas?
                                  talk to Andre. He'll come up with some kind of a scam to get your money back.
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                                  • CaneDawg
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 08-25-08
                                    • 6256

                                    #18
                                    Drinkys
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                                    • seaborneq
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-08-06
                                      • 22556

                                      #19
                                      Don't tell her. Walk away from your mortgage like the rest of the losers in this mortgage mess/crisis.
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                                      • pimike
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 03-23-08
                                        • 37140

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by BadNina
                                        Dear honey, I am cheating on you. I've been having an affair with your best friend and she is pregnant with my child. I am also having an affair with your brother. He gives the best blow jobs.

                                        No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
                                        Still think this is the best answer, it is actually workable
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                                        • daggerkobe
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 03-25-08
                                          • 10744

                                          #21
                                          How about watching the damn game from start to finish?
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                                          • CaneDawg
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-25-08
                                            • 6256

                                            #22
                                            Need Romo to throw it here...Whittten
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                                            • robert715
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 09-06-08
                                              • 251

                                              #23
                                              Umm, Dallas is going to win......
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                                              • pimike
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 03-23-08
                                                • 37140

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by daggerkobe
                                                How about watching the damn game from start to finish?



                                                There we go, nice come back as always
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                                                • CaneDawg
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-25-08
                                                  • 6256

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by robert715
                                                  Umm, Dallas is going to win......
                                                  Believe it when I see it

                                                  Dallas is Awful
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                                                  • bigboydan
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 08-10-05
                                                    • 55420

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by bigboydan
                                                    Dallas will not lose this game!
                                                    I told you so gentlemen
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                                                    • CaneDawg
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 08-25-08
                                                      • 6256

                                                      #27
                                                      One First Down

                                                      It Is The Boys Season

                                                      Geeze
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                                                      • pavyracer
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 04-12-07
                                                        • 82882

                                                        #28
                                                        Now go buy her a nice gift.
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