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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    Top 11 Guaranteed Virgins on this Board
    #11 CrazyL

    The guy is so in love with Ana Ivanovic, he wouldn't nail another broad even if she fell on his lap. Let the dream go, crazyl.

    #10 Richkas

    It's possible this guy has gotten laid when he was younger, but between the horses, sports betting, drinking, and drug taking, he simply has no time for women. And the fact that he's lowered his standards to hoping to eventually nail a fat chick is not a good sign.

    #9 Mudcat

    Mudcat is a total player with the ladies, but problem is that all the withdrawal issue stress has caused him to go permanently soft. Tough break.

    #8 compaqdikk

    The guy is so good with computers he mustn't get out much. Has attempted rape a number of times, but they always fought him off.

    #7 Venditto

    Has only been able to get to 3rd base in his car. Unfortunately hasn't gone farther because can't sneak a girl into his parents' house and has so many gambling debts he can't afford a hotel.

    #6 BrentCrude

    No explanation needed.

    #5 Ganchrow

    Not to say the guy couldn't, but he gets off on numbers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

    #4 AgainstAllOdds

    This one mostly has to do with physics: ie. the fact that his gut is too big and pecker too small to actually carry out the act of sex. But he's also not smooth, as jj has proven in countless videos.

    #3 Tacomax

    I mean virginity as in not sleeping with a woman. Men don't count. Best I'll give this guy credit for is being bi.

    #2 SlickFazzer

    He is all over the dirty threads, talking about what he'd do, but not what he has done. It's okay, though, pal. Build that roll and the chicks will come. As scarface says, first you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the ladies (and then you get busted by the feds).

    #1 BigBoyDan

    Almost a daily thread of some category of hot chicks. Tennis chicks, QB wives', golfer chicks, random other athletic chicks, actresses, nipple slippers, etc. This guy lives for internet porn. Sorry, bbd, you're a great guy but the evidence speaks for itself.
  • SlickFazzer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 05-22-08
    • 20209

    #2
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    • bigboydan
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 08-10-05
      • 55420

      #3
      Originally posted by mathdotcom
      #1 BigBoyDan

      Almost a daily thread of some category of hot chicks. Tennis chicks, QB wives', golfer chicks, random other athletic chicks, actresses, nipple slippers, etc. This guy lives for internet porn. Sorry, bbd, you're a great guy but the evidence speaks for itself.
      Your evidence doesn't hold water sir, because I pay for hookers 2-3x's a year.
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        lol.

        Crazyl cybers with Teela. That's gotta count for something.

        Richie wouldn't even re-bang his buddies girl a few weeks ago. I'm ashamed.

        Mudcat is too busy reliving his glory days as an SBR mod to worry about women.

        Venditto has about 10 more years til he sniffs the good stuff.

        Slick is getting some. No doubt. He is a man of experience.
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        • SlickFazzer
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-22-08
          • 20209

          #5
          Mathy:

          I'll change my lingo from now on....

          Instead of saying I would eat her ass and I bet it would taste like a plum, I will say I ate a chick's ass that looked like her, and it tasted like a plum.
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            See how quickly the 2 most guilty guys jump all over this thread?

            It is no co-incidence. They both knew they'd be on it.

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            • AMBlai01
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-08
              • 5882

              #7


              Great list...
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              • gm2022
                SBR MVP
                • 02-28-08
                • 4128

                #8
                Nice work mathdotcom!
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                • Tsoprano
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 04-14-08
                  • 26374

                  #9
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                  • daggerkobe
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 03-25-08
                    • 10744

                    #10
                    people that bet on chess.
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                    • compaqDikk
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-08-05
                      • 5699

                      #11
                      math.com i'm glad sportsbet.com broke you in half you cokksucker
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                      • betplom
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-20-06
                        • 13444

                        #12
                        Originally posted by bigboydan
                        Your evidence doesn't hold water sir, because I pay for hookers 2-3x's a year.
                        LOL, good one Danny.
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                        • mathdotcom
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 03-24-08
                          • 11689

                          #13
                          My people are closing in on their operation as we speak
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                          • compaqDikk
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-08-05
                            • 5699

                            #14
                            Originally posted by mathdotcom
                            My people are closing in on their operation as we speak
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                            • Teela
                              SBR MVP
                              • 07-19-08
                              • 2551

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bread
                              lol.

                              Crazyl cybers with Teela. That's gotta count for something.

                              Richie wouldn't even re-bang his buddies girl a few weeks ago. I'm ashamed.

                              Mudcat is too busy reliving his glory days as an SBR mod to worry about women.

                              Venditto has about 10 more years til he sniffs the good stuff.

                              Slick is getting some. No doubt. He is a man of experience.
                              Bread, you and I both know that I only cyber with Robyn. Stop being jealous.
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                              • I.R.B
                                SBR MVP
                                • 08-12-08
                                • 3209

                                #16
                                Fazzer is a pimp..
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                                • MastaB
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-08-08
                                  • 2604

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by bigboydan
                                  Your evidence doesn't hold water sir, because I pay for hookers 2-3x's a year.



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                                  • RogueJuror
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 07-08-08
                                    • 10010

                                    #18
                                    Yeah that was funny Danny.

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                                    • jjgold
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 07-20-05
                                      • 388179

                                      #19
                                      LOL


                                      I think Sick Gambler, Deuce and The Seer are virgins also

                                      Nice Work Mathy
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                                      • pico
                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                        • 04-05-07
                                        • 27321

                                        #20
                                        other than the barreled in folks, everyone on that list has banged a hooker
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                                        • Casperwaits
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 08-25-06
                                          • 5042

                                          #21
                                          I dated an escort off and on for a bit. Does that count as banging a hooker?
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                                          • durito
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 07-03-06
                                            • 13173

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by bigboydan
                                            Your evidence doesn't hold water sir, because I pay for hookers 2-3x's a year.
                                            you'd be happier dan if you got laid more often.

                                            try getting one per week.
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                                            • erybdyducksth
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 03-07-08
                                              • 233

                                              #23
                                              I definitly have to agree with Againstallodds i would might have him a little higher. Last time he got ass is when his finger tore through the toliet paper
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                                              • pavyracer
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 04-12-07
                                                • 82882

                                                #24
                                                #12 durito

                                                Withdraws hundreds of pesos daily from Colombia ATM's yet can't score from 3rd base with bases loaded and noone out.
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                                                • Tsoprano
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 04-14-08
                                                  • 26374

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Casperwaits
                                                  I dated an escort off and on for a bit. Does that count as banging a hooker?
                                                  yea
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                                                  • Casperwaits
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 08-25-06
                                                    • 5042

                                                    #26
                                                    Guess I can cross that off my bucket list than.
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                                                    • durito
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 07-03-06
                                                      • 13173

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                      #12 durito

                                                      Withdraws hundreds of pesos daily from Colombia ATM's yet can't score from 3rd base with bases loaded and noone out.
                                                      hundreds of pesos eh?

                                                      like maybe 900 pesos? or do i take out more than 33 cents a day?
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                                                      • flyingillini
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-06-06
                                                        • 41219

                                                        #28
                                                        Wasn't there a Mod or a poster that was married to a girl from Vietnam? I recall someone posting pictures from a girl that looks like one of the ones advertised as a mail order bride..... I can't recall who but I remember it a while back.
                                                        המוסד‎
                                                        המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                        • pavyracer
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 04-12-07
                                                          • 82882

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by durito
                                                          hundreds of pesos eh?

                                                          like maybe 900 pesos? or do i take out more than 33 cents a day?
                                                          No wonder you are a virgin. No chica is going to give it up for 33 cents only.
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                                                          • LT Profits
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 10-27-06
                                                            • 90963

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by mathdotcom
                                                            #5 Ganchrow

                                                            Not to say the guy couldn't, but he gets off on numbers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
                                                            You are WAAAAAAAY off base there.

                                                            Mrs. Ganchrow:

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                                                            • mathdotcom
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 03-24-08
                                                              • 11689

                                                              #31
                                                              Just because she's hot doesn't mean he's banged her.

                                                              He is still calculating all the combinations of different positions he's planning to use.
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                                                              • AMBlai01
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-16-08
                                                                • 5882

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by LT Profits
                                                                You are WAAAAAAAY off base there.

                                                                Mrs. Ganchrow:

                                                                http://jenbird.mysbrforum.com/
                                                                Look at that facial structure....that is a dude!
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                                                                • LT Profits
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 10-27-06
                                                                  • 90963

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                                                  Look at that facial structure....that is a dude!
                                                                  Absolutely not. See SBR Bash photos.
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                                                                  • pavyracer
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 04-12-07
                                                                    • 82882

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                                                    Look at that facial structure....that is a dude!
                                                                    You need to get out of the house. She is a very pretty lady. Where do you see a dude?
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                                                                    • AMBlai01
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-16-08
                                                                      • 5882

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                                      You need to get out of the house. She is a very pretty lady. Where do you see a dude?
                                                                      I guess my standards are pretty high...don't find her attractive.....
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