What Would You Do For A Million Bucks?

[englishmike]

In the current climate money is tight, I was wondering how far people would go for a million.

I'd give up a pinky.

[JBC77]

Might give up an idex finger or a toe.

Had a buddy who worked in a machine shop, lost half of a finger at mid-knuckle and he ended up with $750,000.00 after the lawyer took a piece.

The key is lose your body part while on the job. Thats how you get the most effective return on investment.

[RogueScholar]

I'd walk into a room and shoot a stranger, no questions asked. I just want the gun to keep for a souvenir.

[englishmike]

I'd give up a toe, maybe even an eye. I'd want 2M for toe AND eye.

[Casperwaits]

I'd walk into a room and shoot a stranger, no questions asked. I just want the gun to keep for a souvenir.

Wow!

The most extreme thing I would do for a million dollars is yell racial epitaths in the middle of the Bronx.

[betplom]

I'd be friends with donjuan, but only for the money.

[JBC77]

If you give up an eyeball you need serious duckets to compensate, especially if you have to rock one of those dirty looking pirate eye patches. The extra compensation is for the reduction in a$$ you would have been bangin' if you didn't have the eye patch.

I hear the pirate patch is a real turn off to the ladies.

[SportsLockPicks]

i'd give a bum a blumpkin, but the cash would have to be given to me in all unmarked nickles and pennies and put into a safe deposit box in a swiss bank. this is non-negotiable

[betplom]

I'd be friends with donjuan, but only for the money.

Actually, I take it back, Don the Jew is just too annoying to deal with, even for that kind of cash.

[SlickFazzer]

Id let some guy pork me in the ass for 1million.

[englishmike]

Actually, I take it back, Don the Jew is just too annoying to deal with, even for that kind of cash.

I actually thought he was a grown man given the way he talks to people, when I found out he was 21 I couldn't beleive it, it would be interesting to get a picture of his nose today and then look at it again in five years time, I predict it will be flatter.

[fiveteamer]

lololol, omg.

dj is getting buried.

[betplom]

Id let some guy pork me in the ass for 1 million Japanese Yen.

Slicker, this statement might be best kept to yourself.

(1,000,000.00 JPY = 10,268.36 USD)

[englishmike]

Slicker, this statement might be best kept to yourself.

(1,000,000.00 JPY = 10,268.36 USD)

That would be progress for Fazz, he gives blow jobs behind 7/11 for 40 bucks.

[SportsLockPicks]

wait, for a million dollars, i'd put $550,000 to fade the next "BIG" play by dacvietbiet

[betplom]

I actually thought he was a grown man given the way he talks to people, when I found out he was 21 I couldn't beleive it, it would be interesting to get a picture of his nose today and then look at it again in five years time, I predict it will be flatter.

I mentioned in another post that I know many Jews, actually have some Jewish friends.

I've also seen how alot of them behave, they tend to be book smart but completely lack street smarts and social skills, they appear to be uncomfortable in public and act awkward at social gatherings.

donjuan has a nasty habit of coming into threads and calling someone an idiot or stupid because that person doesn't have the same knowledge as him.

He won't help out though, he'll call you an idiot for no other reason than making himself feel better.

I can't help but think of your poor uncle that died in a Nazi concentration camp Mike, sad story indeed.

[nosniboR11]

What I did to earn my first, work hard.

[HedgeHog]

That would be progress for Fazz, he gives blow jobs behind 7/11 for 40 bucks.

Adds a whole new meaning to Covenient Store.

[mathdotcom]

Would trade peckers with JJ for the rest of my life

[pavyracer]

I would buy SBR Forum.

[rynop123]

Could anyone give up having Sex for 5 million for the rest of your Life??

[fiveteamer]

Could anyone give up having Sex for 5 million for the rest of your Life??

LOL, I'd do it for much less.

[betplom]

I would buy SBR Forum.

Not what would you do WITH a million bucks you dolt, what would you do FOR a million bucks, it can't be that hot in GA this time of the year can it?

[Richkas]

Id screw Dueces girlfriend for a mil

[englishmike]

Could anyone give up having Sex for 5 million for the rest of your Life??

I gave it up for nothing.....the day after I got married.

[Deuce]

Id screw Dueces girlfriend for a mil

She is hotter than anything you have ever touched. Stripper, hooker, buddies girls, ex wife, etc.

[englishmike]

I can't help but think of your poor uncle that died in a Nazi concentration camp Mike, sad story indeed.

It was terrible, he actually died in the concentration camp. I've been told it was icy and he slipped and fell from the machine gun tower as he was reloading. Truly sad. Fritz was a good guy.

[pavyracer]

Not what would you do WITH a million bucks you dolt, what would you do FOR a million bucks, it can't be that hot in GA this time of the year can it?

I said it correctly. Buying SBR Forum is the least thing in the world that I'm interested right now (who wants to deal with a bunch of gambling losers ) BUT if someone is willing to give me a million dollars I would buy the Forum.

[betplom]

It was terrible, he actually died in the concentration camp. I've been told it was icy and he slipped and fell from the machine gun tower as he was reloading. Truly sad. Fritz was a good guy.

LOL mikey, I laugh every time I read those words.

I also laughed pretty hard when 5'er said Jews make good soap.
He wasn't referring to a jewish soap manufacturing company.

I said it correctly. Buying SBR Forum is the least thing in the world that I'm interested right now (who wants to deal with a bunch of gambling losers ) BUT if someone is willing to give me a million dollars I would buy the Forum.

Pavy, my bad, I don't want you to get the wrong idea, I was merely having fun with you, for some strange reason I like your style.

[englishmike]

Pavy, post your picks in the soccer thread pal, we've even had a visit from SBR John.

[MastaB]

In the current climate money is tight, I was wondering how far people would go for a million.

I'd give up a pinky.

A better question is what wouldn't you do?

[englishmike]

A better question is what wouldn't you do?

Fvck you?

[pavyracer]

Pavy, post your picks in the soccer thread pal, we've even had a visit from SBR John.

Hey mike I will post them later tonight. I was busy capping NBA and NCAA basketball today. This is the toughest time of the year for me to cap soccer. We have football, basketball, hockey and soccer in both pro's and college.

[Brock Landers]

Id Blow JJ gold for a Mil

[pavyracer]

LOL mikey, I laugh every time I read those words.

I also laughed pretty hard when 5'er said Jews make good soap.
He wasn't referring to a jewish soap manufacturing company.



Pavy, my bad, I don't want you to get the wrong idea, I was merely having fun with you, for some strange reason I like your style.

This is a picture of a common german manufactured soap. I believe the initials read "From auschwitz"