Does Anybody Know the Best Way to Burry a Body?

[InTheHole]

Just curious in terms of depth and method to reduce smell?

[pavyracer]

Dissolve the body in a sulphuric acid bath. Then flush it down the sewer.

[RogueScholar]

Sure, I've got lots of tried and true methods, but I don't impart my hard-earned knowledge for free. Just like everything else in life, it's an art-form of sorts, and doing it right means recognizing and solving for a ton of variables.

[englishmike]

Kill the person and freeze them immiedietly. When they're frozen cut it into bite size pieces with a saw and feed it to to the pigs, they'll eat the lot, bone as well.

They don't eat denim though, so make sure you take the clothes off.

[ryanXL977]

just leave it in the woods, the wolves always get to it, so do birds and bugs

works every time

[sickler]

Pavy, your "u" key is spitting out "a". Flash instead of flush. In the zamboni thread it was she was drank instead of drunk.

Unless you're deliberately speaking like a frenchman.

[englishmike]

just leave it in the woods, the wolves always get to it, so do birds and bugs

works every time

So does the passer by walking their dog.

[L2Gunz]

Kill the person and freeze them immiedietly. When they're frozen cut it into bite size pieces with a saw and feed it to to the pigs, they'll eat the lot, bone as well.

They don't eat denim though, so make sure you take the clothes off.

VERY TRUE...You can also freeze, cut into small pieces and stuff into crabtrap...build a box stuff body, then cement the sh!t out of the box and drop off in the great Miss. River

[Brock Landers]

Burn it up, gets rid of any trace evidence

[VegasDave]

Just use an icicle shank to do the deed. The murder weapon and your finger prints will conveniently melt away.

[englishmike]

Just use an icicle shank to do the deed. The murder weapon and your finger prints will conveniently melt away.

lol But you'll have a dead body on your lounge floor. Think again Dave.

[daggerkobe]

If I ever kill anyone I would just put a Lions jersey on it and dump it on Main street. Police will automatically label it a suicide and cremate it.

[Willie Bee]

We have turkey vultures here in Texas to pick the carcass clean within 24 hours before any stench hangs in the air. Don't have to dig as big a hole to just throw bones in and the coyotes won't dig up bones as opposed to digging if they smell meat to eat.

[VegasDave]

lol But you'll have a dead body on your lounge floor. Think again Dave.

I was assuming you were going into their home/work place/public area. With one of these;

[Kingctb27]

Burn it up, gets rid of any trace evidence

Exactly what I would do. Borrow a Barrel from Venditto and a gallon of gasoline. It will work.

[Tchocky]

I think cremation is the one the best ways to dispose of a body. Very clean and simple.

[Mudcat]

You could put the body through a meat grinder and make pies.

That really depends on how good you are with pastry crusts though.

[smitch124]

OK OK I'll Pay!!

[englishmike]

I'm surprised Ben from CW hasn't been on to give us the answer.

[InTheHole]

Hmm..thanks for some great feedback. A lot of these methods...burning and such wouldn't work too well in populated States such as NJ but nonetheless very informative. A Good Humor Freezer should be too expensive...

[Mudcat]

I realize I am moving away from the original question which is specifically about burial, but a good odor-free option might be taxidermy. You could stuff the body. Rather than dispose of it, just pretend it's Harrison Ford. I don't think anyone would know.

[BrentCrude]

I have an abandoned iron ore pit mine a few hundred yards from my house that filled with 500 feet of water.It's the ultimate Davey Jones locker where the scuba club can't go past the 1st shelf.If you put cement overshoes on anyone and drop them in there it's bye bye until the year 2550 when global warming evaporates all the water by then.A stolen car ring was dumping vehicles in there a few years ago.Chicago is a 10 hour drive and the twin cities are 3 hours away so in the old days when the mafia was big there,they would have had a hayday if the pit was filled back then.I'm sure there are alot of bodies down there now.

[Cyclone]

When you are burying someone, you want to add garden lime so the body decomposes faster. So I hear.

[purecarnagge]

put in your boat...drop it 10 miles out in the ocean....

You can try to do the whole cement/stones thing but that will leave a trail...so just drop the bitch in the ocean... the animals will take care of the rest....

ps

remember to clean the boat, very well. also remember to clean the car very well. Best option to do this is to buy a car. Tell them you don't know if you or your wife will hold the title in there name. Most people will just sign the title.

Then you turn around sell the vehicle after cleaning it (title already signed) they sign for the change of ownership and your name is nowhere to be found unless one of the two people name you. So just say you go by a nick name and don't give out your ID. Most people just want the car they don't really care about you.