SBR is too fat

[mynameismud]

thanks dan

6'4 141 lbs myself

string bean from corbin's tales

are you serious?

[Sunde91]

no that's the wrong 6'10 130 lbs

[daneblazer]

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[Chi_archie]

No video to boring of a subject

1. Blew a guy to stay in his place, was down and out and had no where to go , it was easy and I just closed my eyes.

2. Got "pinned" in the shower a few times in prison but never penetrated.

3. One night in an bathroom some guy wanted me but I fought him off.

4. One other time "Stringbean" Mcellen chased me down got some of my cloths off and I felt a pinch before it ended. Stringbean was 6-10, 150

Ok boys you happy now??

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[opie1988]

6'7 266 as of this morning.

Need to get back to 255 or so.

But then again, I'm already married....so who really gives a fukk?

[King Mayan]

I wear hoodies to the gym...

That says it all right there..

Buried. Fat.

[Deuce]

6'1" 237lbs

With jj gone, so are the "fat" jokes.

[keyboarding]

This thread is equal parts retarded and fukking gay. Who gives a fukk what another poster looks like, you trying to fukk them?

Get a clue, you fukking hamburgers.

God bless.

[King Mayan]

Keyboarding, yes I want to fukk them..

[Mikail]

bunch a fat bitches.

[daneblazer]

It's not about looks keyboarding, cause I could give a shit, it's about our health. Swap out the McDonalds gift cards for some Vitamin World cards. Get a universal machine in the SBR Store. How about a year supply of whey protein?

[frizzelli]

6'1" 237lbs

With jj gone, so are the "fat" jokes.

Deuce you are all kawk pal, i bet you have at leaste 15lbs of kawk so you are good.

[opie1988]

6'1" 237lbs

With jj gone, so are the "fat" jokes.

Never fat fukk. Never.

[keyboarding]

It's not about looks keyboarding, cause I could give a shit, it's about our health. Swap out the McDonalds gift cards for some Vitamin World cards. Get a universal machine in the SBR Store. How about a year supply of whey protein?

So why you asking for height and weight? You should be asking for body fat. All this thread accomplishes is a bunch of fukks posting (and likely lying) about their lives to a bunch of people they will never meet. I seriously don't get why you guys bother.

Oddly enough it was the fattest poster on SBR who actually created wagering-related discussion. Post a fukking play next time, pal.

[daneblazer]

I never asked anyone to list shit buddy

[DudleyDawson]

6'1" 237lbs

With jj gone, so are the "fat" jokes.

I know a lot of us were hoping you were gonna follow JJ.

[keyboarding]

I never asked anyone to list shit buddy

You were begging for it, pal. At the very least it was a poorly veiled attempt to post your own stats. This isn't a body building forum, pal. No one gives a fukk.

Post your record.

[daneblazer]

Hmmmm....reading back you're right. Wasn't my intent but I fell into a trap, I retroactively added it. But don't hate. If you hate this thread you're probably fat.

[King Mayan]

Keyboarding, how big are your hamstrings??

[keyboarding]

Hmmmm....reading back you're right. Wasn't my intent but I fell into a trap, I retroactively added it. But don't hate. If you hate this thread you're probably fat.

It's that kind of flawed thinking that got you making this idiotic thread in the first place, pal.

Keyboarding, how big are your hamstrings??

I wear my XXL hoodie around my waist to cover them up, pal.

God bless.

[opie1988]

Keyboarding, how big are your hamstrings??

That was funny. I lol'd....like the kids say.

Keyboard.....who was the "fattest poster on SBR" you refer too??

[King Mayan]

I wear my XXL hoodie around my waist to cover them up, pal.

God bless.

that's big man..

[daneblazer]

keyboarding I'm only looking out for the good of the forum

[ThaTopMoron]

Unreal whats going on here. People camping out a taco bell waiting for a stolen base. Threads of fat people making fun of fat people. I hear Sam is running out of XXL and up in the SBR Store. People will stiff their moms for enough points for a pizza in. Not to mention all the McDonalds, Burger King, and chocolate gift cards that are bought.

Can we get some GNC gift cards or a Gold's Gym membership in the SBR Store? Maybe a recumbent bike or an elliptical machine? We need to get this ship in better shape!

sucks if your fat, some of the best times i have are playing beach volleyball games in spring/summer/fall as i am really quick, agile, fast and can accelerate fast in the sand, diving... and also got hops to go up and block people at the net no matter how taller they are. i couldn't even do my job if i was fat. couldn't play beach volley, wouldn't be worth anything for pickup b-ball games.

man it sucks if your fat. my gambling addiction would be even worse if i was fat i assume...

glad i lost any sort of taste for McDonald's/BK/Wendy's bs "food" by the time i was 20. i avoid them like the plague.

man it sucks if you are fat, ill never be fat

[pokeraddict2012]

americans are fat focks

[DudleyDawson]

sucks if your fat, some of the best times i have are playing beach volleyball games in spring/summer/fall as i am really quick, agile, fast and can accelerate fast in the sand, diving... and also got hops to go up and block people at the net no matter how taller they are. i couldn't even do my job if i was fat. couldn't play beach volley, wouldn't be worth anything for pickup b-ball games.

man it sucks if your fat. my gambling addiction would be even worse if i was fat i assume...

glad i lost any sort of taste for McDonald's/BK/Wendy's bs "food" by the time i was 20. i avoid them like the plague.

man it sucks if you are fat, ill never be fat

Beach volleyball? Beach volleyball is for phags. Bet you got a bunch of pink flamingos around your trailer too, eh?

[19th Hole]

If the free food was quality, i.e, Chipotle or Qudoba. I would have been camped out also.

Quality?? To each their own...But A step up but is still franchise fluff.