Is gambling better than sex?

[5 star bomb]

[mathdotcom]

When you win.

Losing is like waking up next to a fat pig

[SlickFazzer]

Loving winning money, and love having sex with a large breasted girl with small hips.

[jjgold]

Yes

Sex last like 2 minutes or so and when finished it is not even worth it and plus the pressure of seeing if you got the girl pregnant. I never use condoms. I do not like really doing anything in bed, I like laying there and getting my cock sucked and the girl riding me and then I have to concentrate real hard pretending I have 4 girls in bed at once so I ***. When I *** hardly anything comes out either. Finally my cock always comes out and it is frustrating and she gets frustrated so she ends up blowing me or wacking me off and when she wacks me off she makes fukkin faces and barely touches my cock with her tips of her fingers like she does not want to touch it. Sex really is not worth it.

Gambling is a rush all the time, if you bet lets say tonight the high lasts from like 6:00PM EST until like 1:00AM and it is like cumming all that time.

[Nicky Santoro]

yes.


SEX is way way overrated..


gimme a big bet on a big NHL game 7 playoff game and i will take that over sex with pamela anderson..

who cares about sex.. it's boring and overrated..

[Beat up the book]

I'm married so i would have to say gambling.

[Kargo]

gambling is better, 'cause when you get old you don't need sex anymore, but you can gamble till you die !

[Panic]

No. You give me Jennifer Love Hewitt. I give up gambling for life.

[jtuck]

I'm still young, so I gotta go with sex

[SlickFazzer]

I'm fukkin horny all the time. Some people lose their horniness for some reason.

[Nicky Santoro]

I'm fukkin horny all the time. Some people lose their horniness for some reason.

somehow i knew you'd pick sex.. actually, you and panner both love women so much and sex too..

as for me, even when i was 17, i still thought sex was overrated. it's like a job actually.. you got to stay hard and focused.. you have to make sure you dont *** too soon or woman gets mad.. you have to satisfy her or it's a big fight.. she has to ***, too.. it's a lot of pressure.. sex causes friction and fights happen because she didn't get enough affection or foreplay or you came too fast.. sex causes problems also cause you have to miss your game and go when she wants to, and if you dont, big big fight, and if you do go, you know youre thinking of the 2 min warning and if your team scored and you won or lost your bet, or you lost.. you cant wait to finish to run to tv and check after. and girl knows your mind is not 100% in it.. and big fight.

i hate sex.. it's ruined everything for me.. it's caused 4,983 fights in my career.

[fiveteamer]

I have chosen gambling over sex many times.

[Panic]

somehow i knew you'd pick sex.. actually, you and panner both love women so much and sex too..

as for me, even when i was 17, i still thought sex was overrated. it's like a job actually.. you got to stay hard and focused.. you have to make sure you dont *** too soon or woman gets mad.. you have to satisfy her or it's a big fight.. she has to ***, too.. it's a lot of pressure.. sex causes friction and fights happen because she didn't get enough affection or foreplay or you came too fast.. sex causes problems also cause you have to miss your game and go when she wants to, and if you dont, big big fight, and if you do go, you know youre thinking of the 2 min warning and if your team scored and you won or bet, or you lost.. you cant wait to finish to run to tv and check after. and girl knows your mind is not 100% in it.. and big fight.

i hate sex.. it's ruined everything for me.. it's caused 4,983 fights in my career.

Actually, this thread reminds me....I need to make a thread tonight about something that happened to me this morning. Anyway.....same can be said for gambling, Nicky. It is a job. Stressful and can be very dangerous to your health in more ways than one. You can end up living from week to week...not knowing if you'll be able to eat. It can suck the soul right out of ya. To where nothing matters but numbers. look at what its done to you, Nicky....you make odds on how long before a bird flys off from a tree branch outside. I would say gambling may have ruined your life more than sex.

[SlickFazzer]

Panic....Odds on how long before a bird flys off from a tree branch outside.

[Panic]

He has done this Slicker. He is sick. I think he set the line at 34.5 seconds.

[Nicky Santoro]

He has done this Slicker. He is sick. I think he set the line at 34.5 seconds.

panner, you really have a great memory.. and even the 34.5 seconds is spot on.. man,you might be better than me at this forum memory.. you are a natural panner. you were put on earth to be here.. in sports forums..

panner, i make lines on everything. i have made 359 lines since that last post of 2 weeks ago.. like just this morning, i woke up to look outside window and i made line of that same fukkin red car parked right in front of my house again that it was still there..

i made line -185/+165 that it was there, and it was.. then i made line 15 min ago that it was still there.. i made it -140/+120, and it wasn't.. panner,i swear, i am a sick guy.. you are right.. 24/7 is gambling and odds in my head.. even when i sleep i dream of it. panner, i am sick.. i need to get out of this gambling before it makes me end up in the hospital..

[SlickFazzer]

Nicky....Follow your passion and the money will follow.

[Panic]

Nicky, I would like to hang out with you one time. Drinking. Just to watch you make odds on everything. It would be like hanging out with a gambling "Rain Man". We'd be sitting at the bar and you would fire off odds on how long before the bartender gets to us, odds on how long before another person comes in, ect....

[robert715]

Here's the REAL ANSWER FELLAS:: Gambling is better than having sex with a wife or girlfriend. Why? Because you banged them countless times. There is nothing in the world better than banging a brand new hot girl without a condom. IT'S THE BEST! Furthermore, there is nothing worse than driving home from Atlantic City after losing thousands or putting your whole bankroll on a Football game and watch it go out the window on a personal foul penalty or some other bullshit!!!!!

[betplom]

Is gambling better than sex?

Depends on who you're fυcking.

[Kargo]

the truth is I'd put them together, having sex while watching a game I put money on and actually see my team kick ass ... after that just dump the chick and go celebrate with the fellas.

[fiveteamer]

Actually, best thing ever was when I got a blow job while reading the Racing Form.

LOLOLOLZ

[Kargo]

Here's the REAL ANSWER FELLAS:: Gambling is better than having sex with a wife or girlfriend. Why? Because you banged them countless times. There is nothing in the world better than banging a brand new hot girl without a condom. IT'S THE BEST! Furthermore, there is nothing worse than driving home from Atlantic City after losing thousands or putting your whole bankroll on a Football game and watch it go out the window on a personal foul penalty or some other bullshit!!!!!

after that comment I don't get why is gambling better than sex

[Nicky Santoro]

Nicky, I would like to hang out with you one time. Drinking. Just to watch you make odds on everything. It would be like hanging out with a gambling "Rain Man". We'd be sitting at the bar and you would fire off odds on how long before the bartender gets to us, odds on how long before another person comes in, ect....

i swear to GOD, i do this all the time.. on sunday, i went for breakfast at mcdonald's for egg mcmuffin trio.. big line up of 8 guys.. i looked at clock and said, when my turn comes up, it will be in 11.5 min ov -120... and i got in in 12 min 30 seconds.. so the over won.. yesterday i went to buy bananas from downstairs at fruit store and some milk.. usually, it's either packed with 34 people, OR dead with 3 people.. so before i go in, i made o/u at 18.5 people... and there were 14.. so the under won. panner, i swear to GOD.. i wish i was joking, but these are just 2 examples of my life.. it's like this 24/7 with everything.. and if you ever meet me, you will start to get tired of me after 3 min of hearing me say this.. it's a sickness panner.

[RogueScholar]

Here's the REAL ANSWER FELLAS:: Gambling is better than having sex with a wife or girlfriend. Why? Because you banged them countless times. There is nothing in the world better than banging a brand new hot girl without a condom. IT'S THE BEST! Furthermore, there is nothing worse than driving home from Atlantic City after losing thousands or putting your whole bankroll on a Football game and watch it go out the window on a personal foul penalty or some other bullshit!!!!!

That eloquently sums up how I feel as well. If the boy/girlfriend comes up in the middle of the game I've got money on, I might have sex in front of the TV, but my mind is more on the game than the sex. But if some hot chick or dude wants to knock boots for the first time without a condom, I'd walk away from watching the Civil War without a second thought.

[bettilimbroke999]

Furthermore, there is nothing worse than driving home from Atlantic City after losing thousands or putting your whole bankroll on a Football game and watch it go out the window on a personal foul penalty or some other bullshit!!!!!

Exactly, can't tell ya how many times I've had a huge bet in the last 3 weeks and it comes down to this one last play and it's broken up and the announcer is saying that's perfect coverage and blah blah blah then a flag comes out for defensive holding before the pass or some garbage late hit on the QB half a second after he threw the ball penalty is half the distance to the goal and automatic 1st down

[Junkyard Dog]

no way

[Nicky Santoro]

ok, forget sex.. but if the question was.. what's better..

a blowjob OR gambling??

Then answer is defiintely bj..

nothing beats lying down and having a girl suck your beef, lick your balls, a little tongue action on the asshole, and shooting in her mouth and her swallowing every drop and saying to you.. yummmmy.. that was delicious, while she has some of my love juice on the side of her lip.. all this while you lie down and think of nothing.. except her tongue.. now this kills gambling anyday.. bj's are great for a guy like me who hates to do any physical effort.. i am a lazy fukk..

long live the BJ's..:they are way better than sex..grrr:

[RogueScholar]

And I'll agree that a good blowjob is ten times better than gambling, but the girls that give them and enjoy putting in the effort are extremely few and far between.

[Mudcat]

Gambling is a job (or hobby). There are lots of jobs/hobbies.

Sex is a very unique and wonderful thing in this life. Nothing quite like it.

So no, gambling is not better than sex.

[durito]

Seriously.

Gambling sucks. You guys have major issues.

[Nicky Santoro]

Seriously.

Gambling sucks. You guys have major issues.

you're right.. good post..... Mr.............................

[durito]

What is your favorite flavor of doritos nicky?

[Nicky Santoro]

What is your favorite flavor of doritos nicky?

man, i never thoguht i'd ever meet a guy who would call his name after a bag of potato chips.. good job, durito.


this one here is my favorite, mr durito.

[RogueScholar]

The Salsa Verde whoops all the other ones. Although, the plain Doritos tortilla chips are the best tortilla chips in the world. I mean other than homemade ones.