Worst run of luck in my life

[mathdotcom]

I was texting this hot chick while driving , made a quick left turn, hit a dude on a motorcycle. Was more like a lovetap, nothing serious, just a few scrapes. Turns out he is an off-duty cop.

I'm gonna pay through the nose.

But it's worth it. I hate cops.

[bmw530i]

whats up Math...did he have a helmet on?

[MastaB]

I was texting this hot chick while driving , made a quick left turn, hit a dude on a motorcycle. Was more like a lovetap, nothing serious, just a few scrapes. Turns out he is an off-duty cop.

I'm gonna pay through the nose.

But it's worth it. I hate cops.

I was gonna ream you out for being careless and hitting a guy on a bike. But......since you mentioned he was a cop

[onlooker]

Don't text and drive. I think you would be safer drinking and driving, at least you got your eyes on the road.

[mathdotcom]

He was squealing like a little girl.

[Deuce]

You're fukked pal. Should have duked him before shit went down with the law. Tossed a few dimes his way, suck him off like Gold would pal.

[mathdotcom]

I kept trying to put bills behind his ears but they wouldnt stay

[dwaechte]

Don't text and drive. I think you would be safer drinking and driving, at least you got your eyes on the road.

Personally I like drunk texting the ex's while I drive. ****s with your judgement, your attention, and pisses you off all at once.

[ZXCVBNM]

Somewhat relevant, couldn't help but post it

[Poker_Beast]

Damn PIGS!!!

[roasthawg]

**** the police!

[Kingctb27]

He shouldn't have been riding a motorcycle. If he was in a car it would be no big deal. Did he know you were texting?

[TheLock]

Texting while driving pretty smart

[FreeFall]

Don't text and drive. I think you would be safer drinking and driving, at least you got your eyes on the road.

seriously. No idea why people think driving is this easy, safe task.