What are the best pickup lines to use in a bar?

[xstud]

Most successful...

"Gee for a fat girl you sure don't sweat too much"
"You're ugly but you intrigue me"


Any others?

[flyingillini]

Please someone post odds on who this is the ghost of.....

[accuscoresucks]

may i have a quarter so i can call my mother and tell her just how beatifull you really are

[xstud]

"what a beautiful adams apple you have"

[daggerkobe]

Can I harpoon u before you migrate up north.

[MonkeyF0cker]

Nice cunt.

[Casperwaits]

As a bartender, I have heard quite a few lines. Obviously, being sincere works well, but the one that blew my mind as well as the attractive lady I heard it told to was "Nice elbows". She didn't know whether he had an arm fetish or just drunk. Whatever the case, he ended up finding out about the rest of her anatomy in no time.

[sickler]

[unit1884]

Wanna Fvck?

[Kargo]

Wow, your eyes are so beautiful it makes me want to suck your !

[Bread]

I'd like to wrap you up in newspaper and throw dead fish at you.


--This one always works.

[MonkeyF0cker]

You make me constipated.

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'd like to wrap you up in newspaper and throw dead fish at you.


--This one always works.

[Panic]

Is your friend single? It will knock them down a notch before you have even started. They will feel like they are not as good as their friend. Then have a few drinks and you will find she is trying to impress you and show she is better than her friend in every way.

[bmw530i]

haha you guys...great 1 liners
As you walk into the bar....you survey the goods....and sit 1 stool away from your choice....As the bartender asks you...what a ya have?
I'll have a Budweiser...and what ever she is drinkin...I have her next round...she will over hear you and say Ohh thank you...and you will say No problem, we all need to get out more often and enjoy ourselves...and nod your head in the yes position..she will 100% say Yes always here...as she says it...you walk over next to her seat, and roll from there, within 5 minutes you will know if you got the panties Or move on.
Now her boyfriend could walk from outta the bathroom at this point...hahaha ....Or she is vulnerable from a break-up and you got it...Or something in between is the situation just adapt and you will be fine.

[Beat up the book]

What will a hundred get me.

[MonkeyF0cker]

This might be a bit in bad taste but:

How was school, honey?

[Beat up the book]

This might be a bit in bad taste but:

How was school, honey?

At a bar,not the bus stop.

[xstud]

Does trolling ever work?

Like where you stick a 100.00 bill out of your zipper and moonwalk around the bar?

[MonkeyF0cker]

Paper or plastic?

[bmw530i]

Does trolling ever work?

Like where you stick a 100.00 bill out of your zipper and moonwalk around the bar?

hahaha...X to the Z
I love it

[Kargo]

buy her a drink ?? hell no, sit next to her, ask for a beer and tell the bartender to put it on her bill, you'll sure get into a fight with the cat and 2 hours later you'll be both settling between the sheets !

[Kingctb27]

You must own a chicken farm, because you sure know how to raise a cock.

[Kargo]

that'll take you directly to make up sex, the best !

[MonkeyF0cker]

What are you cooking me for breakfast?

[dwaechte]

Well done boys, these are all pretty solid.

[xstud]

Do you like australian kisses? It's like a french kiss only DOWN UNDA

[MonkeyF0cker]

I eat piss and gargle shît.

[Kingctb27]

What are you cooking me for breakfast?

Great one.

[Kargo]

Excuse me, have I ****ed you yet?

[Kargo]

F@ck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

[Kargo]

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a ****? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? ...or Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? .... how about Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

[xstud]

I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs

[Beat up the book]

Hoe about this one,
Girl,I would eat a mile of your shit just to get
within a inch of your asshole.

[xstud]

if you are jjgold...

"My dick may not be that big but my ass is like a jackhamma"