Is It Me Or Are Non Americans Strange???

[ThaTopMoron]

Weird ways
Weird sense of humor
Weird Looks
Weid hobbies
Weord cultures
Weid voices
etc

JJ 100% of the world outside of gambling degenerates would find YOU strange! and that is a

[shari91]

JJ, in thailand, chicks shoot ping pong balls out of their pussies

In Isreal they have PORN on regular TV!

Unreal shit goes on

Wouldn't a heterosexual guy appreciate this??? That should be on their tourism ads.

[ttwarrior1]

people from great brittain and france, yes

[Brock Landers]

Wouldn't a heterosexual guy appreciate this??? That should be on their tourism ads.

Sure i do! Just showing people the "differences" between America and everywhere else..

[shaunovery]

Us from England might be strange but bet you would swap your betting options for ours

I rest my case

[chilidog]

JJ, in thailand, chicks shoot ping pong balls out of their pussies
In Isreal they have PORN on regular TV!
Unreal shit goes on

I've seen both of these right here in CR.

[The Giant]

I can't stand trying to decipher peoples accents.

[shari91]

Sure i do! Just showing people the "differences" between America and everywhere else..

Ah I get it.

I haven't been to Israel but the ping pong balls is definitely true in Thailand. My ex had one shot right into his pint of beer from the stage.

But even Canada has porn on the French station late at night. I think it's only America that is totally uptight about nudity and swearing on tv. Here we get and people saying fuk after like 8:30 on basic cable.

[Brock Landers]

Ah I get it.

I haven't been to Israel but the ping pong balls is definitely true in Thailand. My ex had one shot right into his pint of beer from the stage.

But even Canada has porn on the French station late at night. I think it's only America that is totally uptight about nudity and swearing on tv. Here we get and people saying fuk after like 8:30 on basic cable.

[shaunovery]

Ah I get it.

I haven't been to Israel but the ping pong balls is definitely true in Thailand. My ex had one shot right into his pint of beer from the stage.

But even Canada has porn on the French station late at night. I think it's only America that is totally uptight about nudity and swearing on tv. Here we get and people saying fuk after like 8:30 on basic cable.

Think theres a bar in Melbourne where the ladies serving the beer are topless

[stealthyburrito]

Add new jerseyans to that mix. They cannot be considered americans.

smell bad
god awful food attempting to masquerade as first world cuisine
weird culture
horrible fashion sense
weird accents

the last three points can be witnessed on that documentary they have mtv.

[shari91]

Think theres a bar in Melbourne where the ladies serving the beer are topless

There are topless bars on King Street in the CBD. Kind of a scary area ie a lot of bike gangs or whatever but I've been a few times for my guy friends' bdays and stag parties. Maybe that's where you're talking about? I still get shocked that we have legal brothels here. Such a strange concept for me even after being here for however many years.

[jjgold]

Nudity on tv every night is real weird too

Also these foreign people laugh at the strangest things

One night 9 months ago I was talking to Shari and I said "The wind blew down my bird feeder" She laughed no lie for 15 minutes straight now if that is not weird I do not know what is.

[shari91]

Nudity on tv every night is real weird too

Also these foreign people laugh at the strangest things

One night 9 months ago I was talking to Shari and I said "The wind blew down my bird feeder" She laughed no lie for 15 minutes straight now if that is not weird I do not know what is.

Of course I laughed old man!!! Because I thought you were saying the wind blew your own jizz everywhere when you were trying to get it into *we shalt not name her/his* mouth.

San Francisco Bird Feeder: To suck your own jizz out of another person's arse and then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding their young.

[GunShard]

Different is strange.
In Portugal, all drugs are decriminalzed.
In Indonesia, possession of an illegal drug gets you get the death penalty.

[Duff85]

Different is strange.
In Portugal, all drugs are decriminalzed.
In Indonesia, possession of an illegal drug gets you get the death penalty.

Possession of a traffickable quantity of illegal drugs. Same with most of South East Asia.

[JohnGalt2341]

Weird ways
Weird sense of humor
Weird Looks
Weid hobbies
Weord cultures
Weid voices
etc

And some of them have a weird way of spelling the word weird.

[Brock Landers]

Of course I laughed old man!!! Because I thought you were saying the wind blew your own jizz everywhere when you were trying to get it into *we shalt not name her/his* mouth.

San Francisco Bird Feeder: To suck your own jizz out of another person's arse and then spit it into their mouth. Like a mother bird feeding their young.

WTF

[jjgold]

Guys look like I hit the nail right on the head with this thread

Although I guess it comes down to different cultures

Americans just have more so called normal ones

I am a normal guy so hard for me to relate

[fitguy67]

Answer to the question you pose: It's you.

Whenever your point a finger at anyone (for good or ill)...notice that you have three fingers pointing back at yourself.

[RealSlimShady]

Guys look like I hit the nail right on the head with this thread

Although I guess it comes down to different cultures

Americans just have more so called normal ones

I am a normal guy so hard for me to relate

[brettels]

JJ, would you prefer it if SBR was for Americans only?

[paco]

Gangnam style...

[jjgold]

Paco are you American??

[Russian Rocket]

Mop??? Huh???????????

Its called a professional hair unit that only guys with cash can have

I am trying to make myself look better

Rocket odds your bald with only 789 strands left on your fukkin head??? -349

I actually have a head full of hair- my hairdresser is making a killing off of me...
...and coming back to your professional hair unit question- I do like it...I was just making a joke, but you did mention in your original post that you don't get a non-American humor... so I understand.

[King Mayan]

Paco are you American??

Paco speaks better English than you do motherfukker.

[ermzzy]

i think its the opposite, americans hicks and rednecks with the worst accent, why are americans generalised as fat and stupid?? and why did america steal the english language from england? wtfs?! GET YOUR OWN FUKKING LANGUAGE

[opie1988]

Paco speaks better English than you do motherfukker.

This is true. I can attest to that.

However, I can also verify that although Mayan looks to be mostly Hispanic, he doesn't speak or understand a lick of Mexican.

[ermzzy]

people from great brittain and france, yes

London is best city in europe by far. You can trash the rest of england and great britian just not LONDON, LONDON IS THE MAIN EVENT

[jjgold]

This is true. I can attest to that.

However, I can also verify that although Mayan looks to be mostly Hispanic, he doesn't speak or understand a lick of Mexican.

Opie he is a punk

He is nothing without needles in his ass

I say before he did juice he was 5-8 or so 121

[aceking]

[Russian Rocket]

London is best city in europe by far. You can trash the rest of england and great britian just not LONDON, LONDON IS THE MAIN EVENT

I say the main event is Moscow city- you just don't get that good of a selection of that many beautiful women anywhere in the world...London is not too far tho.

[King Mayan]

Opie he is a punk

He is nothing without needles in his ass

I say before he did juice he was 5-8 or so 121

[KingJD31]

Then get the fuk out of the country if you dont like it

[Sawyer]

Weird sports betting odds, eh... I mean, if team A is paying $1.73, how will you ever know how much you're set to win if you bet $50!!?? YOU FUCKERS WILL NEVER WORK THIS SHIT OUT!