Relationship Update (If Anybody Cares)

[Casperwaits]

I'll try to keep this short (no pun intended), my girlfriend (now officially ex) saw the thread on the computer. How? Let's just say dumba** here left his password and username saved in computer. I went to the store to get food, and when I came back, she seemed calm about discovering what I had been writing to you guys about. She was not as much mad about the "other woman" thing. I think she felt deep down (once again no pun intended) that the relationship was over. After talking for a bit, she told me to go for the "other girl". I will continue to live w/ her until I find a new place or city to live. I even tried to get her to try some of the new positions with me before I leave and she summarily began to give me some chick answer about it not being all about the positions and stuff like that. Anyway, five things I have learned off that thread was

1. JJ is a genius
2. Babyd**k is a nickname I wish I did not now have
3. NEVER leave your computer unlocked
4. 15 minutes and 5-7 inches can get a lot of men far
5. You guys are a buch of sick f**cks who kick ass!!

Thanks again for your support guys. I'll try to get back to the sports task at hand. At least I have S.F. +9.5 tonite.

[RogueScholar]

Rockin' post man. I'm sorry things had to evolve outside your control, but that's life, as Frank Sinatra would say. I think you'll be just fine with all the changes to come. Best of luck to you in all your wagers and endeavors.

[AMBlai01]

Well a couple of things....You are an idiot for leaving your computer so that she could log in.

But I laughed pretty hard when I read it.
I will say I am glad that we could be of assistance and hope that it works out with the new girl. Keep trying to get on the ex one more time. Tell her you are owed at least some breakup sex...its in the unspoken agreement of dating.

If she allows the breakup sex...try out all the things we taught you...soon enough she will be upset she is even letting you go.

Can't wait for more updates and stories!

[pico]

what thread was it?

[pats3peat]

sounds like you know shit about relationships

[BestPlay2day]

Soory to hear about this, sounds like the relationship was almost done and this was the the last straw. Now with the great advice from SBR, you'll be great with your new girl!

[Junkyard Dog]

post up some pics of the ex

[Casperwaits]

You want me to post up pics on here? I guess there is no law against that.

[AMBlai01]

You want me to post up pics on here? I guess there is no law against that.

Absolutely....we want to see what this girl looks like...

[Casperwaits]

I will throw a pic of the new girl and the old one.

[fiveteamer]

what was the old thread?

How did she see what you posted???

[Casperwaits]

Hopefully the pics will pop up. Not to bright with computers.

[BadNina]

Casper, sorry for the ending but it sounds like that was gonna happen any way. Take your newfound knowledge and please your next lady.

[Casperwaits]

I hope posting the pics isn't violating any law or something. Truthfully, I don't want to get anybody angry at me. Don't need that right now...lol.

[AMBlai01]

Which one is the old girl and which is the new? and which girl are we talking about in picture number 1?

[Casperwaits]

Julie is the ex. The "other girl" is the girl on the right in the second pic.

[pico]

oh, you're the one asking about going deep into a gril. i guess you went deep with the new girl.

[AMBlai01]

New girl looks top notch...Good Luck!

[Casperwaits]

Have not gone deep with the new girl. On the contrary, going to take it slow. A little nervous now after all that has transpired.

[Junkyard Dog]

nice upgrade casper, now go fukk jenny and fukk her hard, make us proud

[Casperwaits]

AMBlai01, thanks for the complement. She is adorable.

[pico]

i agree with everyone here. the new girl is way cuter than the old one. you're the man

[jjgold]

Casper good job, your one of the rare guys here getting any action. We all wish we had your problems. We are living through you pal.

[RogueJuror]

I hope posting the pics isn't violating any law or something. Truthfully, I don't want to get anybody angry at me. Don't need that right now...lol.

don't worry casper, i've posted pics of girls and their anus here and nothing has happened. you are safe casper.

[dwaechte]

Haha nice stuff casper. Its good to see guys not afraid to come to the board with shit like this, livens the place up. Hope it works out.

[tacomax]

Casper, please post nudes. PM them to me if need be.

Your biggest fan, Taco

[gm2022]

Casper man hang in there!

[DeluxeLiner]

Casper, appreciate the update. You probably started one of the greatest threads I have seen in a while.

[Casperwaits]

Thanks guys. Tough to talk to my friends about this stuff. they would take away my man pass..lol.

[reno cool]

the god damn dog is in the way.

[wtf]

six months from now you will be glad she is out of your life, TRUST ME!!

[I.R.B]

If all goes bad with this chick Casper just put it deep in her azz.

[I.R.B]

Also you're BFF taco needs those nudes.

[jjgold]

Casper make some porn vids with you banging your girl

Casper women are happiness killers and not the answer

Casper stick to gambling and Coke

[Casperwaits]

I hear you on the happiness killer thing JJ, but I gotta admit, the only thing that tastes better than Coke is the taste of pu**y!!