Nicky,...If there was ever a time....

[Teela]

I'm multitasking! "Thousands of bees!"

[Nicky Santoro]

i would invite you to the wedding too, but i am afraid panner might embarass himself in front of you, and you wont like him anymore, seeing he will be so drunk and hanging out at the bar all night..


anways, this ain't happening.. that girl is an internet sensation.. she has a combined 100,000 views and i am sure she's had over 33 marriage proposals already, and i am only some loser degenerate gambler at some posting forum..

you do the math..

[Panic]

Getting closer, Nicky. Her name is Diana Campanella. Status: Single. Last log in: Today. Get on it, son. Here you go....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=15311360

[bigboydan]

She's single so you have got a shot Mr.Nicky.

[BadNina]

I have a MySpace page. Maybe I will be her friend.


A woman scorned and all that....

[Teela]

Panic, stop rubbing salt in Nina's wounds.

[Panic]

i would invite you to the wedding too, but i am afraid panner might embarass himself in front of you, and you wont like him anymore, seeing he will be so drunk and hanging out at the bar all night..


anways, this ain't happening.. that girl is an internet sensation.. she has a combined 100,000 views and i am sure she's had over 33 marriage proposals already, and i am only some loser degenerate gambler at some posting forum..

you do the math..

I would never embarrass myself in front of Teela....in fact it may turn into a double wedding. Man, you're suppose to be helping me out here. I'm trying to hook you up with this youtube chick and you're killing me with Teela. WTF?!?

[Panic]

Panic, stop rubbing salt in Nina's wounds.

Nina has someone special waiting right around the corner, my sweet. There are Alabama fans here that would love to get to know her better. A match made in Heaven.

[BadNina]

Request has been sent. She is old enough to be my mother.

[Teela]

I would never embarrass myself in front of Teela....in fact it may turn into a double wedding. Man, you're suppose to be helping me out here. I'm trying to hook you up with this youtube chick and you're killing me with Teela. WTF?!?

Panic, Nicky doesn't understand the type of relationship that we have. Panic can look, hit on, touch anyone that he wants. In the end, we know which lady he goes home with.

[Nicky Santoro]

holy cow.. 55 yrs old??

bye bye diana.. it was nice knowing you.. boys, i only like girls between 18-20.. i'll even go as high as 37.. but 55???????????

thanks panner.. but i'll pass..

i prefer NINA...plus, NINA will treat me good.. this woman looks like a flirter and cannot be trusted. NINA is a mans, woman.. plus, NINA likes an agressive man, and i am one fukkin angry aggressive man.. just look at me and LT today.. that's the real nicky.. NINA accepts me for who i am.. this woman won't accept a guy with my character. this woman diana won't accept my gambling.. NINA will..

[Panic]

Nina is not gonna like that Nicky. It looks like you are settling. This might turn ugly.

[bigboydan]

i prefer NINA...plus, NINA will treat me good.. this woman looks like a flirter and cannot be trusted. NINA is a mans, woman.. plus, NINA likes an agressive man, and i am one fukkin angry aggressive man..

I thought you said that Nina's dad was the reason your love could never be Mr.Nicky.

[Nicky Santoro]

I thought you said that Nina's dad was the reason your love could never be Mr.Nicky.

i'll move her to Montreal.... far away from her dad.. her dad will never find us here..

[bigboydan]

i'll move her to Montreal.... far away from her dad.. her dad will never find us here..

Nina won't move though... Will she?

[Panic]

Notice how Nina hasnt come back? Not good.

[bigboydan]

Notice how Nina hasnt come back?

I did noticed that sir. I think she is very upset at Mr.Nicky at the moment.

[BadNina]

Here I am.



Puppet shows and Ice Capades, Danny.

[Nicky Santoro]

Notice how Nina hasnt come back? Not good.

i guess i did insult her, huh? ok fine,not that we ever had a chance anywys.. she is in alabama, i am in Canada.. she's a gambler and i am too.. and panner, you know what it's like when couples gamble together.. ouch....it is the start of the end..


we will just remain like now,, great pals..

[Robyn]

I'm multitasking! "Thousands of bees!"

I'm sorry....I must have lost you somewhere in the midst of all of this charming flirting.

[bigboydan]

i guess i did insult her, huh? ok fine,not that we ever had a chance anywys.. she is in alabama, i am in Canada.. she's a gambler and i am too.. and panner, you know what it's like when couples gamble together.. ouch....it is the start of the end..


we will just remain like now,, great pals..

So your just going to hit it and quit it just like that. I think you need to do the honorable thing and marry Nina.

[BadNina]

Do I have to jump up and down naked and then run down the streets?

[Panic]

Do I have to jump up and down naked and then run down the streets?

Yes. But wait for a day or so.

[BadNina]

holy cow.. 55 yrs old??

bye bye diana.. it was nice knowing you.. boys, i only like girls between 18-20.. i'll even go as high as 37.. but 55???????????

thanks panner.. but i'll pass..

i prefer NINA...plus, NINA will treat me good.. this woman looks like a flirter and cannot be trusted. NINA is a mans, woman.. plus, NINA likes an agressive man, and i am one fukkin angry aggressive man.. just look at me and LT today.. that's the real nicky.. NINA accepts me for who i am.. this woman won't accept a guy with my character. this woman diana won't accept my gambling.. NINA will..

Yes NINA will

[bigboydan]

Yes NINA will

So your moving to Canada and marrying Mr.Nicky. What about your dad though?

[Teela]

Nina, I have to go up that way in a couple of weeks to visit my folks. Do you want me to start bringing your belongings up to Nicky's place?

[BadNina]

So your moving to Canada and marrying Mr.Nicky. What about your dad though?

He can stay in Texas with the Queen Bee and my mom.

[BadNina]

Nina, I have to go up that way in a couple of weeks to visit my folks. Do you want me to start bringing your belongings up to Nicky's place?

Yes thank you!!! I'll start packing

[Panic]

Teela, I want to meet your parents. Can I go?

[Teela]

Teela, I want to meet your parents. Can I go?

Of course, dear. We'll make a quick trip to see Nicky while we're at it.

Now get off the computer and come back to bed. I'm naked and have a bottle of jack on the nightstand next to me.

[BeatTheJerk]

Of course, dear. We'll make a quick trip to see Nicky while we're at it.

Now get off the computer and come back to bed. I'm naked and have a bottle of jack on the nightstand next to me.

can I get sloppy seconds Miss Teela > ?

[Panic]

Only if I can do your wife too, BTJ.

[BadNina]

Panic, will you be my best man?

[Panic]

Panic, will you be my best man?

Hell yeah.

[BadNina]

Great!!!!

You will look gorgeous in the hot pink taffeta gown I have chosen with a bow on the back to emphasis the butt.