Gloriously FABULOUS Wednesday Morning SBR!!!

[Blondie]

Another Absolutely Amazing Morning here in South Central Illinois!!! The birds melodious tune is being showcased by the slight breeze rustling the tree leaves occassionally resulting in one or two leaves falling a slow, inevitable trail downward until it softly lands on the ground nearby.

The past few days have just been blah, but today the world is bright and colorful!

Alrighty no football today, so what do you guys have in other sports?

[Brock Landers]

Rain later today Blondie....

Looking hard at the UNDER in the Cards game today!

Why are they playing day games constantly in st Louis while the American league team gets the night games?

[milwaukee mike]

that's more like it blondie

like every other day i'm just waiting on picks from brock, deemer, and big day to fade them

[Chi_archie]

blah blah blah

mourning, gonna be a shitty day

[Blondie]

blah blah blah

mourning, gonna be a shitty day

Maybe this will put things in perspective Archie I know it's long but...

Remember this when you have a bad day at the office:
Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an email he sent to his sister.

Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the off... ice. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realise it's not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: we have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea and heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose.

Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water; it's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my arse started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realised what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my arse was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my arse.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say, I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonising in-water decompression stops totalling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my ass was swollen shut.

So next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your arse. Now repeat to yourself "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job!" Whenever you have a bad day ask yourself "Is this a jellyfish bad day?"

[Blondie]

Rain later today Blondie....

Looking hard at the UNDER in the Cards game today!

Why are they playing day games constantly in st Louis while the American league team gets the night games?

So people that really want to see it will miss work? Good luck with the under

that's more like it blondie

like every other day i'm just waiting on picks from brock, deemer, and big day to fade them

Can't help but be in a good mood today slept well last night and it's actually a slow evening for us!

[Chi_archie]

thanks for the story Blondie!!!

had me laughing pretty hard when the guy said his ass was swollen shut and he couldn't take a dump for two days.

can you do me a favor and move this thread to the fantasy or saloon section? its riling up some of the whiny boys again and i'm afraid THEY might not poop for two days if it doesn't get moved!

we need justice!

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/1930608-hey-shari-how-did-your-fantasy-football-team-make-out-past-week.html

[milwaukee mike]

archie this thread is fine since it only involves one person that posts at gamelive

2 or more and then it must be moved

thanks for your understanding

[Chi_archie]

archie this thread is fine since it only involves one person that posts at gamelive

2 or more and then it must be moved

thanks for your understanding

yeah, i'm NOT understanding... and maybe you aren't either, can you not see the blue linked fantasy football thread containing me, steve, shari, through your tears?

[milwaukee mike]

links to other homosexual threads are fine

you having a rough morning archie? maybe it will get better this afternoon, take the over

[JAKEPEAVY21]

morning Blondie!! Have a great day!!

[BIGDAY]

Hump day!!!

[Chi_archie]

links to other homosexual threads are fine

you having a rough morning archie? maybe it will get better this afternoon, take the over

lol, the link was the thread I asked to be moved. The one YOU asked to be moved.

Stay focused and follow along.

Over looks good Gracias! Love ya Man!

[milwaukee mike]

i didn't ask for that thread to be moved, bronxer did and i agreed with him

if i ask for something to be moved, you'll know, because it will be moved

[Chi_archie]

Blondie, how much cake did you consume on the twins b-day celebration?

[Blondie]

Blondie, how much cake did you consume on the twins b-day celebration?

They didn't want cake, they chose mini cupcakes. I had one why?

[lesterdymond]

Have a good 1 today

giants ML

[milwaukee mike]

please tell me these were the cupcakes

[Chi_archie]

They didn't want cake, they chose mini cupcakes. I had one why?

i'm a fat ass that loves to talk cake and cupcakes and sugary shit.

we had cake AND cupcakes at our wedding.

look at the sheer look of ecstasy on my face, getting that cupcake in my mouth. You'd think it was male or female genitalia!

[milwaukee mike]

archie you lucky bastard

great looking girl and you didn't have to wear a tux?

[Russian Rocket]

Morning Blondie!
Poland vs England 2014 World Cup qualifiers over 2 goals.

[Chi_archie]

no tux

beach wedding!!!

[Brock Landers]

Archie, your wife has quite a few Tats...how about you, have any pal?

Not sure how i feel about women with Tats to be honest with you, maybe you can shed some light on the subject, maybe i am missing something.

[stevenash]

[milwaukee mike]

better music for you nash

[Russian Rocket]

Archie, your wife has quite a few Tats...how about you, have any pal?

Not sure how i feel about women with Tats to be honest with you, maybe you can shed some light on the subject, maybe i am missing something.

so what you really trying to say is you don't like it...straight talk please

[Brock Landers]

so what you really trying to say is you don't like it...straight talk please

not my bag to be honest...BUT, to each his own