It's the 666th "Monday Night Football" game tonight

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  • Bcatswin
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-21-10
    • 13931

    #1
    It's the 666th "Monday Night Football" game tonight
    and TimTebow has something to say about that.

    Tim Tebow to honor God during the 666th ‘Monday Night Football’ game

    Tonight's "Monday Night Football" matchup bears the mark of the beast ‒ it's the 666th "Monday Night Football" game. However, Monday night's game also bears the presence of Tim Tebow, the backup quarterback who gives the glory to God and Jesus wherever he goes.If it seems ridiculous to point out a connection between the number 666 and Tim Tebow, don't blame me. Blame Tebow. He did it on Twitter on Monday afternoon:On paper, the game pits the 4-0 Houston Texans against the 2-2 New York Jets. Does it also pit Tim Tebow against Satan? I don't know. In a way, doesn't every minute of his life pit Tim Tebow against Satan? I don't know that, either. These are questions for religious scholars or possibly Merril Hoge.Had it been left up to me, I'd have never pondered the relevance, or even known about the involvement of the number 666 in Monday night's game. It was Tebow who brought it to my attention. Maybe the subject would've held more interest for me if Tebow was likely to play very much, or if the sum of the numbers worn by the Texans defensive starters added up to 666.Unfortunately, they don't. It's very close, but they don't. The sum of the numbers worn by the Texans starters on defense is 669. I can't believe I bothered to check that, but I did.Now, if it were to happen that Shaun Cody couldn't start (he's listed as probable), and Earl Mitchellwere to take his place, Cody's 95 would be replaced by Mitchell's 92, thus lowering the count by three and putting us right at 666. At which point everyone's television would immediately burst into flame.Enjoy the game tonight. Hopefully ESPN can get the Pope in the booth to help break things down.


  • paco
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 05-07-09
    • 62873

    #2
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    • CanuckG
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 12-23-10
      • 21978

      #3
      Tebow times to shine
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      • Roadtrip635
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 12-07-10
        • 6129

        #4
        Tebow is gonna think JJ Watt is "The Beast"!
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        • JohnGalt2341
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-31-09
          • 9138

          #5
          If Tebow gets in the game he will have 6 Completions for 66 Yards. In the meantime he will be listening to this song from the sideline:
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          • EaglesPhan36
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 71662

            #6
            Sanchez will throw a Pick 6 leading to the entry of Tebow. The symmetry will be outstanding.
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            • Roadtrip635
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 12-07-10
              • 6129

              #7
              Originally posted by JohnGalt2341
              If Tebow gets in the game he will have 6 Completions for 66 Yards. In the meantime he will be listening to this song from the sideline:
              I saw Iron Maiden on that Tour back in the day! Still love that old Maiden!
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              • A4K
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-12
                • 5243

                #8
                Wow, the NFL is turning into, (maybe it always was), the WWE. Goofy story lines and referees that act like cartoon characters.
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                • Bcatswin
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 12-21-10
                  • 13931

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JohnGalt2341
                  If Tebow gets in the game he will have 6 Completions for 66 Yards. In the meantime he will be listening to this song from the sideline:
                  Nice
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                  • TankHankerous
                    SBR MVP
                    • 03-22-12
                    • 2088

                    #10
                    God help Texans ML backers!
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                    • borednaz
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-28-10
                      • 3809

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TankHankerous
                      God help Texans ML backers!
                      Are you saying "God Bless Texas"?
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                      • Bcatswin
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 12-21-10
                        • 13931

                        #12
                        Will it be Tebow time tonight?
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                        • Pete0
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                          • 04-09-10
                          • 3849

                          #13
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                          • wantitall4moi
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-17-10
                            • 3063

                            #14
                            one of the most incorrectly used biblical references ever.

                            666 is actually the number of a MAN, but the beast is a man.

                            But then again if you look at the Latin translation of the Bible it is 616.

                            But this is all based on them working backwards to make sure nero was 'the first' beast so that the numbers added up both ways.
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