I'm going out looking for hookers tonight

[bigboydan]

After those election results as well as a few other things I need to find me a hooker to forget my troubles.

[Illusion]

Just make sure you stay out of East St. Louis. It may only cost $5 tonight, but it will cost you alot more down the road.

[gm2022]

[bigboydan]

Just make sure you stay out of East St. Louis. It may only cost $5 tonight, but it will cost you alot more down the road.

You still won't let me live it down getting the syphilis the last time I got a hooker over there will ya Illusion.

[Shark79]

Hope she aint black.

[hoopster42]

wear a glove!

[bigboydan]

Hope she aint black.

It doesn't matter to me sir. As long as she looks good and the price is right it works for me.

[smitch124]

Take your penicillin now, ounce of prevention...

[bigboydan]

Take your penicillin now, ounce of prevention...

Always sir.

[Shark79]

It doesn't matter to me sir. As long as she looks good and the price is right it works for me.

Cant go wrong under those guidelines.

[jtuck]

Hopefully the hookers there don't look like the ones around here. If they do then just stick to the three B's- Beer, Blunts, and Blow

[bigboydan]

Cant go wrong under those guidelines.

You know it sir.

[bigboydan]

Hopefully the hookers there don't look like the ones around here. If they do then just stick to the three B's- Beer, Blunts, and Blow

Every city has the $10 crack whores, however I tend to avoid them sir.

[Teela]

If "she" has an adam's apple, find another street corner.

[bigboydan]

If "she" has an adam's apple, find another street corner.

Of course I will Teela. However, CrazyL strongly disagrees with our stance on this subject.

[Teela]

Of course I will Teela. However, CrazyL strongly disagrees with our stance on this subject.

Not surprised....

[bigboydan]

Not surprised....

Nor am I Teela. He says it's all good as long as you close your eyes.

[fiveteamer]

sounds like BBD's been going to the jjgold school of posting.

[SlickFazzer]

get one with big teets dan.

[bigboydan]

sounds like BBD's been going to the jjgold school of posting.

No sir I am not. I go out every once and a while looking for hookers to relieve some tension is all. Nothing more nothing less.

[AMBlai01]

Get 'em Danny boy!

[bigboydan]

Get 'em Danny boy!

I plan too sir. Any suggestions on what type of hooker I should be picking up tonight. Blond brunette, red head ??

[Bullajami]

You could always pull the Neapolitan hat trick.

[bigboydan]

You could always pull the Neapolitan hat trick.

That would cost me a fortune. I'm not made of money ya know.

[WestsidePete]

I plan too sir. Any suggestions on what type of hooker I should be picking up tonight. Blond brunette, red head ??

.

[AMBlai01]

I plan too sir. Any suggestions on what type of hooker I should be picking up tonight. Blond brunette, red head ??

I am always partial to Blonds....but you know what they say about Redheads...they are crazy....Brunettes are a dime a dozen...

[Teela]

Nor am I Teela. He says it's all good as long as you close your eyes.

He has mentioned that as long as it has a heartbeat and a hole, he's happy.

[WestsidePete]

I am always partial to Blonds....but you know what they say about Redheads...they are crazy....Brunettes are a dime a dozen...

An Asian blonde is the best BBD

[bigboydan]

Brunettes are a dime a dozen...

If they are they cheaper and look good I'm fine with that sir.

[Richkas]

Go to brooklyn.

[bigboydan]

Go to brooklyn.

Route 3

[robert715]

I like massage parlors with happy endings better myself. Oh shit, better stop there, I was going to tell a Vegas story, but my gf might read this. If she's reading, just joking around honey.

[bigboydan]

An Asian blonde is the best BBD

[robert715]

Asian blonde, at least $800-$1000 in New York, anyway

[bigboydan]

Asian blonde, at least $800-$1000 in New York, anyway

That's out of my price range then.