Guys Having A Baby Is Fukkin Pressure

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  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #1
    Guys Having A Baby Is Fukkin Pressure
    Under the gun
    fat fuk mother fukker I fukked has nothing
    I am a fukkin jerkoff
    got horny and did not give a fuk
    Now what??? 19 seconds of pleasure
    THis might cost me over $200,000 Lifetime
    Might start taking fukkin shots

    NEver ever have a kid it is 20x worse than gambling
  • ChalkyDog
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-02-11
    • 9598

    #2
    ABORT!

    Read that however you want. Having an unwanted child is a life changer.
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    • GunShard
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-05-10
      • 10031

      #3
      Wear a condom.

      Yea, I know it's expensive to raise a child. I don't plan to have children anytime soon, maybe never.
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      • King Mayan
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-22-10
        • 21326

        #4
        Having my third in November..


        Greatest thing in the world...

        Family first... Money, trannys, gambling, female hookers second.
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        • griz
          SBR MVP
          • 01-27-11
          • 3647

          #5
          Is it different than when you had Jeffrey?? Has Jeffrey met his brother yet?
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            Jeffrey not around...different Mother

            Kid afraid of me...dont you guys remember when I put a gun to his fukkin head???

            He is a punk..bum..coward..worthless fuk
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            • Emily_Haines
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 04-14-09
              • 15917

              #7
              I had a beautiful brown baby a few hours ago.
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              • Br0nxer
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-25-11
                • 13665

                #8
                Leave the fukkin kid on a neighbors stoop tonight

                ring doorbell and run

                tell mother he got kidnapped
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                • manny24
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-22-07
                  • 20046

                  #9
                  big steph owns you now.
                  fukked yourself wearing those high end rugs around her she thinks you have money.
                  tell her you want to take her out on a date.
                  show up wearing the rooster hole sweatpants in the abduction wagon.
                  her mother will never let her get into your rape van or see you again.
                  problem solved.
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                  • SBR_John
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 07-12-05
                    • 16471

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                    I had a beautiful brown baby a few hours ago.
                    WTF?
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                    • ttrace35
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 09-30-10
                      • 10828

                      #11
                      Just become a deadbeat dad. Disappear.
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                      • jjgold
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 07-20-05
                        • 388179

                        #12


                        Trigger send me some coke man
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                        • The Seer
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 10-29-07
                          • 10641

                          #13
                          Sell it and pay gambling debts, then bet more.
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                          • ChalkyDog
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-02-11
                            • 9598

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Emily_Haines
                            I had a beautiful brown baby a few hours ago.
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                            • stealthyburrito
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 05-12-09
                              • 21562

                              #15
                              Should've aborted the little bastard when you had the chance.
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                              • Seaweed
                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                • 01-19-12
                                • 26318

                                #16
                                i'll take him
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                                • Goat Milk
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 03-24-10
                                  • 25850

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by jjgold
                                  Under the gun
                                  fat fuk mother fukker I fukked has nothing
                                  I am a fukkin jerkoff
                                  got horny and did not give a fuk
                                  Now what??? 19 seconds of pleasure
                                  THis might cost me over $200,000 Lifetime
                                  Might start taking fukkin shots

                                  NEver ever have a kid it is 20x worse than gambling
                                  lol smiled when i read those two lines. OP writes a sentence that wouldn't generate a smirk from me and he has 10 emoticons.
                                  Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                                  • JohnGalt2341
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 12-31-09
                                    • 9138

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by jjgold
                                    19 seconds of pleasure
                                    Did you at least bring her to orgasm in those 19 seconds?
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                                    • Seaweed
                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                      • 01-19-12
                                      • 26318

                                      #19
                                      How To Cheat..... Death

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                                      • Killer_Demo
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 06-15-08
                                        • 8409

                                        #20
                                        should have glazed her donut instead JJ
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                                        • Ace_of_Spades
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-14-09
                                          • 13518

                                          #21
                                          When does this clown decide to grow up?
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388179

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                            What a miracle that was
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