The Brock Landers myth: Legend or Failure?

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  • sando
    SBR MVP
    • 04-30-12
    • 3723

    #1
    The Brock Landers myth: Legend or Failure?
    Gentlemen/Ladies - I have been active daily on SBR for a good 6 months now and i'm fairly familiar with all the major players by now, but the one thing I have yet to figure out is Brock Landers? Of course perhaps it is obvious and I am simply retarted, however I would like to know...

    Is Brock Landers (the man, the myth, the legend) the G.O.A.T? a serious capper to be messing with. Is the man throwing out lock after lock to the ignorant masses...

    OR

    Is he a window licker with no clue about sports betting who's rubber band plays need to be laughed at and spat on?

    I have no doubt it is one extreme or the other?

    Please explain?
  • Deuce
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-12-08
    • 29843

    #2
    Is he a window licker with no clue about sports betting who's rubber band plays need to be laughed at and spat on?




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    • King Mayan
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-22-10
      • 21326

      #3
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      • sweep
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 10-09-10
        • 16755

        #4
        Never fukkin heard of ya pal
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        • firstclass
          SBR MVP
          • 12-10-08
          • 2653

          #5
          well he sat in the 3rd row on the short bus,,,and yea he always had a window seat..
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          • firedawg
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            • 10-08-08
            • 39219

            #6
            Brock is the best fade in the history of sports betting
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Seems more of a fade now

              Getting plastered weekly

              His bankroll just about empty
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              • Goat Milk
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                • 03-24-10
                • 25850

                #8
                never changed his avatar in last 3 years
                Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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                • Smoke
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-09-09
                  • 48111

                  #9
                  his wife would kill him if she knew he was gambling again
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                  • Boner_18
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-24-08
                    • 8301

                    #10
                    It's all schtick. The man is a paid poster with a completely fictitious online persona. His real name is Gary Schafer, he lives with his mom in Yuma and he also gets paid to post under pen names on a muscle car forum and a knitting forum.

                    Approach his picks with extreme caution.
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                    • kmarinouofm
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-26-09
                      • 8437

                      #11
                      I heard he once jerked off a man in Reno. Just to watch him come
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                      • milwaukee mike
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                        • 08-22-07
                        • 26914

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Boner_18
                        It's all schtick. The man is a paid poster with a completely fictitious online persona. His real name is Gary Schafer, he lives with his mom in Yuma and he also gets paid to post under pen names on a muscle car forum and a knitting forum.

                        Approach his picks with extreme caution.
                        you have the right amount of letters in his first name, that's about it
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                        • Chi_archie
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 07-22-08
                          • 63172

                          #13
                          the main thing to realize is that the "crowd's" reaction to him is very REAL.

                          all those replies, hatred, views, controversy he brings when he posts a big play is REAL.

                          the unique brew of personality, degen gambling, sports passion, love of , love of food, love of vacations, love of Guns and Roses, Love of all metal bands from 80's/90's, love of a good swindle of the "big guys", love of power posting makes him extremely famous/infamous and legendary like very few others have been at SBR.

                          But no one can give a specific answer to Why Brock has those in the perfect storm combination to make him such a lightning rod.

                          he just has IT

                          hey we got lots of big losers, guys that bet big, guys that are degens, guys that are attention whores, that love all the things Brock does especially new young guys begging to get the attention he does. but none approach him, and not with any longevity.
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                          • milwaukee mike
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                            • 08-22-07
                            • 26914

                            #14
                            archie, brock is a lightning rod because nobody else that posts a -180 play has a 90% chance of losing it
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                            • RubberKettle
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-28-09
                              • 6421

                              #15


                              Brock is a legend.
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                              • Br0nxer
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 03-25-11
                                • 13665

                                #16
                                He is a motorboatin sumbitch
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                                • Brock Landers
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 06-30-08
                                  • 45359

                                  #17
                                  Archie, that's a perfect synopsis!!!

                                  Salud Sando, where you from guy?

                                  Make a fuckin' video!

                                  BTW....this has nothing to do with Michael Jackson
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                                  • sando
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-30-12
                                    • 3723

                                    #18
                                    The man himself, I feel honored.

                                    I'm from Australia.

                                    Is it true you post on knitting forums?
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                                    • Brock Landers
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 06-30-08
                                      • 45359

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by sando
                                      The man himself, I feel honored.

                                      I'm from Australia.

                                      Is it true you post on knitting forums?
                                      g'day mate!

                                      Nope, never heard if a sewing needle pal. I do however have a raging sex drive and feel the need to occasionally post on "adult" forums
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                                      • firedawg
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                                        • 10-08-08
                                        • 39219

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                        g'day mate!

                                        Nope, never heard if a sewing needle pal. I do however have a raging sex drive and feel the need to occasionally post on "adult" forums
                                        Brock you want a group splash from the syndi?
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                                        • konck
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 10-17-06
                                          • 12554

                                          #21
                                          He is a fake he does gamble just here to create threads with his losing pk
                                          GET SOME
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                                          • thirtytwo
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-07-10
                                            • 1784

                                            #22
                                            my daily hadicapping routine is not complete without brock picks

                                            i love guns n roses too
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                                            • Brock Landers
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 06-30-08
                                              • 45359

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by thirtytwo
                                              my daily hadicapping routine is not complete without brock picks

                                              i love guns n roses too
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                                              • milwaukee mike
                                                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                • 08-22-07
                                                • 26914

                                                #24
                                                guns n roses and brock landers are 2 things none of us should have to live without

                                                my son mentions brock more than any celebrity in the history of the world

                                                "are you on sbr?" "what are brock landers' picks today?" etc
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                                                • William Walters
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 01-17-11
                                                  • 6372

                                                  #25
                                                  Brocker.......you seem like a genuinely nice guy. But, why the stories about being in your late 30's when you're clearly pushing 50 guy?
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                                                  • Roxxyfish
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 06-26-09
                                                    • 12066

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
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                                                    • Brock Landers
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 06-30-08
                                                      • 45359

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by William Walters
                                                      Brocker.......you seem like a genuinely nice guy. But, why the stories about being in your late 30's when you're clearly pushing 50 guy?
                                                      born in 1974 pal, you do the math
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                                                      • BigDeem5
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 02-26-11
                                                        • 17191

                                                        #28
                                                        Brock's got more bitches than you have phalanges.
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                                                        • Roxxyfish
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-26-09
                                                          • 12066

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by BigDeem5
                                                          Brock's got more bitches than you have phalanges.
                                                          exactly, we Hair Metal Rockers had more pussy at any given days in the 80s than some of you selftouchers will have in life
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                                                          • Sam Odom
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 10-30-05
                                                            • 58063

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by jjgold

                                                            Seems more of a fade now

                                                            Getting plastered weekly

                                                            His bankroll just about empty

                                                            JJ's loyalty is rock solid
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                                                            • Brock Landers
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 06-30-08
                                                              • 45359

                                                              #31
                                                              What else you want to know guy?

                                                              My dork size?
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                                                              • hawley
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 05-10-10
                                                                • 14270

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                                What else you want to know guy?

                                                                My dork size?
                                                                Length and width please pal
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                                                                • Brock Landers
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 06-30-08
                                                                  • 45359

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by hawley
                                                                  Length and width please pal
                                                                  8.2 inches, cut. no idea on girth
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                                                                  • hawley
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 05-10-10
                                                                    • 14270

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Brock Landers
                                                                    8.2 inches, cut. no idea on girth
                                                                    STRONG stats.

                                                                    Rooster certified
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                                                                    • Goat Milk
                                                                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                      • 03-24-10
                                                                      • 25850

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I think you're missing the point

                                                                      His failures are what make him a legend
                                                                      Cause Sleep is the Cousin of Death
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