In no particular order, the five most important Americans alive right now: : Nominate

[Slurry Pumper]

Originally <a href='https://www.sportsbookreview.com/forum/showthread.php?p=30874000'>posted</a> on 05/09/2022:

1. Me
2. Chupracabra (speaker of the House)
3. Whomever is making decisions for Biden
4. Cocaine Mitch
5. The Trumpster