Yeah man all you do is get a polaroid camera, you know the one where you get the picture at the time.
Take a picture of the email with it. Let it develop fully 1st - trust me.
Then, and this will seem unorthodox, but trust me, put the picture in your DVD ROM drive on your computer.
Make sure you jam it in there all the way - you don't want any hanging out.
Then type the URL where you want it in browser of your choice.
Should be cut and dry, but if you have any questions please let me know.