Reggie Bush
OK. Too easy. When was the guy not an over-hyped hack?
Robert Griffin
New, yes. A poor man's Michael Vick without the dog handicapping expertise. He won't be playing against Big 12 defenses, you know.
Adrian Peterson
Not really sure what this guys current knee situation is, but whatever it is, don't think it won't affect him for the entire season.
Tony Romo
There's a reason why the 'boys can't win a playoff game, and it starts here. This journeyman also-ran will be fully exposed this year.
Chris Johnson
He's always had the raw talent, but he never had the intelligence, and I think his backbone is now gone, too.
Wes Walker
Past his prime for being the type of receiver he is.
Terrel Owens
oh, please. I just included him for laughs.
Tony Gonzales
Sometimes players play just one season too many.
Tom Brady
This guy will get the shiiit beat out of him in the pocket this year
OK. Too easy. When was the guy not an over-hyped hack?
Robert Griffin
New, yes. A poor man's Michael Vick without the dog handicapping expertise. He won't be playing against Big 12 defenses, you know.
Adrian Peterson
Not really sure what this guys current knee situation is, but whatever it is, don't think it won't affect him for the entire season.
Tony Romo
There's a reason why the 'boys can't win a playoff game, and it starts here. This journeyman also-ran will be fully exposed this year.
Chris Johnson
He's always had the raw talent, but he never had the intelligence, and I think his backbone is now gone, too.
Wes Walker
Past his prime for being the type of receiver he is.
Terrel Owens
oh, please. I just included him for laughs.
Tony Gonzales
Sometimes players play just one season too many.
Tom Brady
This guy will get the shiiit beat out of him in the pocket this year