My Week Eight NFL lines that, yes, I know you don't care about.

[JGSharpSquire]

Hello. I'm aware that precisely three people will read this thread -- with two of those three doing so most likely on accident. None-the-less, let's just get started -- but first, the results so far this season:

Week Five: 6-0-1

Week Six: 3-5

Week Seven: 2-1

Season: 11-6-1 (61.1%)

What's that? Why did I start in Week Five? Uh, well, I unfortunately do not have an acceptable answer for that question -- let's just keep moving along shall we?

As always, the line given is the home team’s line. The games that are starred are the ones that offer the most value.

Oakland @ Baltimore

Actual line: -7

My line: -6.5 / -7

Arizona @ Carolina

Actual line: -4

My line: -3.5 / -4

Tampa Bay @ Dallas

Actual line: OFF

My line: N/A

Washington @ Detroit

Actual line: +7.5

My line: +8.5

Buffalo @ Miami

Actual line: -1.5

My line: EV

St. Louis @ New England

Actual line: -7

My line: -6

San Diego @ New Orleans (in UK)

Actual line: -3

My line: EV

Kansas City @ New York (Jets)

Actual line: -13

My line: -10

Atlanta @ Philadelphia **

Actual line: -9

My line: -7

Cleveland @ Jacksonville **

Actual line: -7

My line: -4.5 / -5

Cincinnati @ Houston

Actual line: -9.5

My line: -8.5 / -9

New York (Giants) @ Pittsburgh **

Actual line: -3

My line: EV

Seattle @ San Francisco

Actual line: -5

My line: -6

Indianapolis @ Tennessee **

Actual line: -4

My line: -7 / -7.5


Week Eight plays:

Atlanta (+9)
Cleveland (+7)
Tennessee (-4)
New York Giants (+3)

Zing! Constructive criticism, threats, and jokes about my mother are more than welcome as always.

[Robust]

you're mama so dumb, she had a son that picks cleveland to cover!!

LOL

nahh... just kidding.. you asked for the mama joke

I am with ya on Ten and Atl.. Cle is going against Jax comming off a bye, so i forsee they will not cover..

And the giants might cover, but Pits has a better chance to cover since they are home..

good luck and remember i read everything posted.. so you got 4 people reading this :P

Robust

[JGSharpSquire]

you're mama so dumb, she had a son that picks cleveland to cover!!

LOL

nahh... just kidding.. you asked for the mama joke

I am with ya on Ten and Atl.. Cle is going against Jax comming off a bye, so i forsee they will not cover..

And the giants might cover, but Pits has a better chance to cover since they are home..

good luck and remember i read everything posted.. so you got 4 people reading this :P

Robust

Haha, no problem.

Most of the time my little system makes picks that I agree with and enjoy, but the Cleveland one I must admit I'm not too high on. But I made a promise with myself to follow the system no matter what, because it is it, not I, that is so far pretty successful this season.

As for the Giants, it can go either way but I think the Giants are a step above Pittsburgh overall as a team. Besides, the Giants play better on the road anyway!

Good luck to you as well, I'm feeling really good about Atlanta (+9)!

[Robust]

Haha, no problem.

Most of the time my little system makes picks that I agree with and enjoy, but the Cleveland one I must admit I'm not too high on. But I made a promise with myself to follow the system no matter what, because it is it, not I, that is so far pretty successful this season.

As for the Giants, it can go either way but I think the Giants are a step above Pittsburgh overall as a team. Besides, the Giants play better on the road anyway!

Good luck to you as well, I'm feeling really good about Atlanta (+9)!

i have had Atl +9 on my spreadsheet ALL WEEK.. included it in some parlay/teasers.. but i can't seem to pull the trigger on a dog only parlay (ML) as i have a gut feeling they are the weakest link (goodbye?)

getting drunk tonight, so i might just do it before i blow my cash on craps (or win 1k.. that is when i cash out )

Robust

[JGSharpSquire]

i have had Atl +9 on my spreadsheet ALL WEEK.. included it in some parlay/teasers.. but i can't seem to pull the trigger on a dog only parlay (ML) as i have a gut feeling they are the weakest link (goodbye?)

getting drunk tonight, so i might just do it before i blow my cash on craps (or win 1k.. that is when i cash out )

Robust

Ah, drunken parlays... tis the only way to fly!

[JGSharpSquire]

Did you pull that parlay last night??

[Robust]

even drunk i couldn't do it.. i did this one instead.. along with a few more that are already dead (college)

2) BET ID=259557181
Parlay (5 Teams) 10/24/08 16:03 ET
bet 5.00 to win 460.42 Result: Pending

Bills(Buffalo)
Dolphins(Miami) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Dolphins(Miami) +1.5 (-105)

Buccaneers(TampaBay)
Cowboys(Dallas) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Cowboys(Dallas) -1.5 (-105)

Cardinals(Arizona)
Panthers(Carolina) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Cardinals(Arizona) +175

Chargers(SanDiego)(N)
Saints(NewOrleans)(N) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Saints(NewOrleans)(N) +140

Redskins(Washington)
Lions(Detroit) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Lions(Detroit) +270

notice dallas in there.. even tho they are favorite, everyone is talking about them like they should be the dogs.. so i included them

Robust

[JGSharpSquire]

even drunk i couldn't do it.. i did this one instead.. along with a few more that are already dead (college)

2) BET ID=259557181
Parlay (5 Teams) 10/24/08 16:03 ET
bet 5.00 to win 460.42 Result: Pending

Bills(Buffalo)
Dolphins(Miami) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Dolphins(Miami) +1.5 (-105)

Buccaneers(TampaBay)
Cowboys(Dallas) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Cowboys(Dallas) -1.5 (-105)

Cardinals(Arizona)
Panthers(Carolina) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Cardinals(Arizona) +175

Chargers(SanDiego)(N)
Saints(NewOrleans)(N) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Saints(NewOrleans)(N) +140

Redskins(Washington)
Lions(Detroit) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Lions(Detroit) +270

notice dallas in there.. even tho they are favorite, everyone is talking about them like they should be the dogs.. so i included them

Robust

Heh, yeah -- there's some toss ups there, but nobody ever made money siding with the public! Good luck!

I just tossed in a two-teamer into my overall plays this week:

Atlanta +10.5 (bought a point) and NYG +3 -- betting 1 unit to win 3.

[Robust]

OH SHIT!!! i DID bet it.. LOL

BET ID=259637330
Parlay (9 Teams) 10/25/08 03:37 ET
bet 5.00 to win 1,888.46 Result: Pending

Browns(Cleveland)
Jaguars(Jacksonville) 10/26/08(16:10 ET)
Jaguars(Jacksonville) -330

Buccaneers(TampaBay)
Cowboys(Dallas) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Cowboys(Dallas) -1.5

Cardinals(Arizona)
Panthers(Carolina) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Cardinals(Arizona) +175

Chiefs(KansasCity)
Jets(NewYork) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Jets(NewYork) -700

Falcons(Atlanta)
Eagles(Philadelphia) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Falcons(Atlanta) +320

Giants(NewYork)
Steelers(Pittsburgh) 10/26/08(16:20 ET)
Steelers(Pittsburgh) -145

Raiders(Oakland)
Ravens(Baltimore) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Ravens(Baltimore) -350

Redskins(Washington)
Lions(Detroit) 10/26/08(13:05 ET)
Lions(Detroit) +270

Seahawks(Seattle)
49ers(SanFrancisco) 10/26/08(16:20 ET)
49ers(SanFrancisco) -230

damn.. forgot about this one.. was in my buddies account.. HAHA.. the beer was GOOODD!!!

we supposedly BOTH agree on these.. lets see what drunk betting results in.. LOL

Robust