I'm not - repeat not - betting every game, this is just a bit of fun. Last week's dreadful performance of 5-7-1 leaves me 50-46-6 for the season. Not good enough, so I'm pulling out all the stops this weekend and shooting for 9-4.
FYI, the team I am picking is always listed first. All lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Titans -8.5 over Colts
Breathe in, oppose Colts, breathe out, oppose Colts, breathe in, oppose Colts..... etc
Texans -9.5 over Jaguars
The two runningest teams in the NFL. Exciting.
Panthers -3.5 over Vikings
What's so macho about long, blonde girly hair anyway?
Rams +13.5 over Saints
Rams defend pass moderately well and get the ball out quick. Might keep it close.
Ravens -12.5 over Cardinals
I think the Baltimore defense will get the job done. They've covered 12 in all their wins.
Dolphins +9.5 @ Giants
I've never really been convinced by Eli Manning, or his stupid bulbous helmet.
Redskins +4.5 @ Bills
Ryan Fitzpatrick's beard is ridiculous. What is this, 1879?
Broncos +3 over Lions
Orange and powder blue are two of the less common NFL uniform colours.
Steelers +2.5 over Patriots
Society is run by corporate interests and democracy is largely a sham. We now return to our regular programming.
Browns +9 @ 49ers
I insist, insist, that San Francisco aren't that good really.
Seahawks +1.5 over Bengals
I think the respective schedules of these teams hide a lot of truth, like heavy makeup.
Cowboys +3 @ Eagles
It's late, I'm drunk, I'm pulling these out of my arse. Yes, that is how you spell arse.
Chargers -3 @ Chiefs
I don't assess MNF games til MA (Monday afternoon, duh) so this is a pure guess.
Enjoy your NFL weekend!
FYI, the team I am picking is always listed first. All lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Titans -8.5 over Colts
Breathe in, oppose Colts, breathe out, oppose Colts, breathe in, oppose Colts..... etc
Texans -9.5 over Jaguars
The two runningest teams in the NFL. Exciting.
Panthers -3.5 over Vikings
What's so macho about long, blonde girly hair anyway?
Rams +13.5 over Saints
Rams defend pass moderately well and get the ball out quick. Might keep it close.
Ravens -12.5 over Cardinals
I think the Baltimore defense will get the job done. They've covered 12 in all their wins.
Dolphins +9.5 @ Giants
I've never really been convinced by Eli Manning, or his stupid bulbous helmet.
Redskins +4.5 @ Bills
Ryan Fitzpatrick's beard is ridiculous. What is this, 1879?
Broncos +3 over Lions
Orange and powder blue are two of the less common NFL uniform colours.
Steelers +2.5 over Patriots
Society is run by corporate interests and democracy is largely a sham. We now return to our regular programming.
Browns +9 @ 49ers
I insist, insist, that San Francisco aren't that good really.
Seahawks +1.5 over Bengals
I think the respective schedules of these teams hide a lot of truth, like heavy makeup.
Cowboys +3 @ Eagles
It's late, I'm drunk, I'm pulling these out of my arse. Yes, that is how you spell arse.
Chargers -3 @ Chiefs
I don't assess MNF games til MA (Monday afternoon, duh) so this is a pure guess.
Enjoy your NFL weekend!