I'm not - repeat not - betting every game, this is just a bit of fun. That said, 9-6-1 last week leaves me on a pretty decent 26-17-4 for the season so far. To be clear, the team I am picking is always listed first.
All lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Cowboys -2.5 over Lions
Have a feeling the unaccustomed pressure of being undefeated will get to my lovely Lions.
Saints -7 @ Jaguars
It's a team game, but Brees v Gabbert?
Eagles -9.5 over 49ers
Envisage a near-shutout, disappointed this line got too high for me to actually risk money on.
Rams +3 over Redskins
When in doubt, I trust my top-secret stats that identify over and under-rated teams.
Titans PK @ Browns
Cleveland bus station is rather nice in an art-deco style. Probably won't help them win this game.
Bengals +3 over Bills
I've bet this so I can't change my mind, much as I'd like to.
Chiefs +3 over Vikings
Donovan McNabb seems to have got lazy. This is not a lazy man's league.
Bears -6.5 over Panthers
Who'd have thought Chicago would have the league's lowest number of rushes after three weeks?
Steelers +3.5 @ Texans
This pick at least gives me one tiny, tiny reason to be happy if the Steelers win.
Falcons -5 @ Seahawks
Kanye West, Fred West, NFC West - all terrible things.
NYG -1 @ Cardinals
Isn't anyone else irritated by Eli Manning's stupid-looking bulbous helmet?
Chargers -7 over Dolphins
Searched high and low and couldn't find a reason to pick Dolphins. It's probably down the back of the sofa.
Broncos +12.5 @ Packers
This week's Sean Hannity-sponsored 'I'm Almost Certainly Wrong' pick.
Raiders +6 over Patriots
I literally tossed a coin on this one. I have no shame.
Jets +4 @ Ravens
I hate, hate, hate the Jets. But my numbers say the Ravens lose. Lousy, stoopid numbers. Don't they understand my feelings??
Buccaneers -10 over Colts
I'm opposing the Colts without Manning all season. I've been right EVERY SINGLE WEEK, apart from last week.
Enjoy your NFL weekend!
All lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Cowboys -2.5 over Lions
Have a feeling the unaccustomed pressure of being undefeated will get to my lovely Lions.
Saints -7 @ Jaguars
It's a team game, but Brees v Gabbert?
Eagles -9.5 over 49ers
Envisage a near-shutout, disappointed this line got too high for me to actually risk money on.
Rams +3 over Redskins
When in doubt, I trust my top-secret stats that identify over and under-rated teams.
Titans PK @ Browns
Cleveland bus station is rather nice in an art-deco style. Probably won't help them win this game.
Bengals +3 over Bills
I've bet this so I can't change my mind, much as I'd like to.
Chiefs +3 over Vikings
Donovan McNabb seems to have got lazy. This is not a lazy man's league.
Bears -6.5 over Panthers
Who'd have thought Chicago would have the league's lowest number of rushes after three weeks?
Steelers +3.5 @ Texans
This pick at least gives me one tiny, tiny reason to be happy if the Steelers win.
Falcons -5 @ Seahawks
Kanye West, Fred West, NFC West - all terrible things.
NYG -1 @ Cardinals
Isn't anyone else irritated by Eli Manning's stupid-looking bulbous helmet?
Chargers -7 over Dolphins
Searched high and low and couldn't find a reason to pick Dolphins. It's probably down the back of the sofa.
Broncos +12.5 @ Packers
This week's Sean Hannity-sponsored 'I'm Almost Certainly Wrong' pick.
Raiders +6 over Patriots
I literally tossed a coin on this one. I have no shame.
Jets +4 @ Ravens
I hate, hate, hate the Jets. But my numbers say the Ravens lose. Lousy, stoopid numbers. Don't they understand my feelings??
Buccaneers -10 over Colts
I'm opposing the Colts without Manning all season. I've been right EVERY SINGLE WEEK, apart from last week.
Enjoy your NFL weekend!