Jerry Jones On Cowboys' Loss: 'This Was The Worst 9/11 Ever'

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  • SportsPedagogy
    SBR MVP
    • 02-13-11
    • 3691

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    Jerry Jones On Cowboys' Loss: 'This Was The Worst 9/11 Ever'


    NEW YORK—Saying it "might be years before America's Team recovers from the devastation," Cowboys owner Jerry Jones told reporters Monday his team's 27-24 defeat by the New York Jets on Sept. 11 marked the worst 9/11 on record. "I'll never forget where I was on Sept. 11 when that punt was blocked and our team just collapsed," said Jones, adding that he was still struggling to comprehend the enormity of the loss. "All I could do was watch from the sidelines… I kept thinking, 'This can't be happening. This can't be real.' But it was." The almost inconsolable Jones stated that "As of 9/11, we are all Dallas Cowboys" before succumbing to grief and being escorted from the building.
  • Gilly86
    SBR High Roller
    • 12-22-10
    • 229

    #2
    Just to point out to those on here who will miss it, "theonion"
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    • GunShard
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-05-10
      • 10032

      #3
      TheOnion is comedy group that makes fictional news.
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      • SportsPedagogy
        SBR MVP
        • 02-13-11
        • 3691

        #4
        thats why i put the link ... lol .. i like Dallas, but this is pretty funny.
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        • bigsmitty
          SBR MVP
          • 04-12-10
          • 3026

          #5
          That's pretty funny stuff-heard of the Onion before but more their political news, etc. Good comedy is having the right amount of plausibility to the sketch...Cheers
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