Not, not, not, notactually betting every game. My actual money-down picks are detailed elsewhere in a tiptop toptip thread. This is just for fun. Can I perform as well as last week's 11-4 masterpiece? Sadly, the Thanksgiving games passed me by. All lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the very second of posting...
Redskins +1.5 over Vikings
It really is time for Brett to quit, concentrate on the adverts then sink into depression, womanising and drugs.
Steelers -6 @ Bills
Troy Polamalu, wow he's amazing and doesn't have a weedy voice at all. Big Ben, wow, it takes three guys to bring him down. ZZZzzzzzz. Still, sometimes just picking the storied media favourites is the way to go.
Titans +6 @ Texans
I have top-secret numbers that say the Titans are due to deteriorate a little. But the Texans look like toast.
Giants -7 over Jaguars
Garrard in form but hard to throw accurately when horizontal.
Panthers +9.5 @ Browns
Fair chance the Panthers win, nine and a half points look great.
Buccaneers +7.5 @ Ravens
Tampa Bay to cover, just. I'm not joshing.
Eagles -3 @ Bears
Pick-machine Asante Samuel is gutted to miss this one.
Falcons -2 over Packers
[Insert comment here]
Raiders -2.5 over Dolphins
Winner gets to go 6-5. Raiders have a puncher's chance...
Chiefs -2 @ Seahawks
Has the feel of a game KC win by any means necessary, maybe a deflected punt return safety...?
Broncos -3.5 over Rams
Rightly or wrongly I rarely oppose the Broncos at home.
Chargers +2.5 @ Colts
Come on, where would you rather live?
Cardinals +1 over 49ers
Worst game of the season? Could be a 0-0 tie so the point with the Cards is golden.
Redskins +1.5 over Vikings
It really is time for Brett to quit, concentrate on the adverts then sink into depression, womanising and drugs.
Steelers -6 @ Bills
Troy Polamalu, wow he's amazing and doesn't have a weedy voice at all. Big Ben, wow, it takes three guys to bring him down. ZZZzzzzzz. Still, sometimes just picking the storied media favourites is the way to go.
Titans +6 @ Texans
I have top-secret numbers that say the Titans are due to deteriorate a little. But the Texans look like toast.
Giants -7 over Jaguars
Garrard in form but hard to throw accurately when horizontal.
Panthers +9.5 @ Browns
Fair chance the Panthers win, nine and a half points look great.
Buccaneers +7.5 @ Ravens
Tampa Bay to cover, just. I'm not joshing.
Eagles -3 @ Bears
Pick-machine Asante Samuel is gutted to miss this one.
Falcons -2 over Packers
[Insert comment here]
Raiders -2.5 over Dolphins
Winner gets to go 6-5. Raiders have a puncher's chance...
Chiefs -2 @ Seahawks
Has the feel of a game KC win by any means necessary, maybe a deflected punt return safety...?
Broncos -3.5 over Rams
Rightly or wrongly I rarely oppose the Broncos at home.
Chargers +2.5 @ Colts
Come on, where would you rather live?
Cardinals +1 over 49ers
Worst game of the season? Could be a 0-0 tie so the point with the Cards is golden.