For the nth time, I am not BETTING every game - my actual bets are in my other thread. This is purely for shits and giggles, as I believe you charming Americans say. And to prove that I am the gridironest expert of all, of course....
Lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Chargers -9 @ Rams
Norv manages not to run over black cats under ladders this week, San Diego special teams eager to avoid another week of endless meetings
Texans -4.5 over Chiefs
Chiefs face prosecution for fraud over 3-1 record
Ravens +2.5 @ Patriots
Pigs don't actually fly when Pats lose at home, but Ravens do
Buccaneers +4.5 over Saints
Mr Paperclip just popped up and said "It appears you are predicting Tampa Bay to beat the Superbowl champions, would you like any help?"
Eagles -2 over Falcons
Not yet convinced by Atlanta. Falcon even has 'con' in it, a major handicapping warning sign
Giants -10 over Lions
Lions travelling off one of the longest celebration parties ever
Bears -6 over Seahawks
In a nutshell, the Seahawks are rubbish
Packers -3 over Dolphins
I'm picking too many favourites to cover, need an underdog next
Browns +14 @ Steelers
There you go
Broncos +3.5 over Jets
Broncos to do okay despite possible single-digit rushing yards
Raiders +7 @ 49ers
Correct to oppose Niners until proven otherwise
Cowboys +1.5 @ Vikings
Now even Brett's texts are getting intercepted
Colts -3 @ Redskins
Thirteenth game to pick, am losing interest
Jaguars +3 over Titans
Don't think Titans can get away with grand larceny two weeks in a row
Lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Chargers -9 @ Rams
Norv manages not to run over black cats under ladders this week, San Diego special teams eager to avoid another week of endless meetings
Texans -4.5 over Chiefs
Chiefs face prosecution for fraud over 3-1 record
Ravens +2.5 @ Patriots
Pigs don't actually fly when Pats lose at home, but Ravens do
Buccaneers +4.5 over Saints
Mr Paperclip just popped up and said "It appears you are predicting Tampa Bay to beat the Superbowl champions, would you like any help?"
Eagles -2 over Falcons
Not yet convinced by Atlanta. Falcon even has 'con' in it, a major handicapping warning sign
Giants -10 over Lions
Lions travelling off one of the longest celebration parties ever
Bears -6 over Seahawks
In a nutshell, the Seahawks are rubbish
Packers -3 over Dolphins
I'm picking too many favourites to cover, need an underdog next
Browns +14 @ Steelers
There you go
Broncos +3.5 over Jets
Broncos to do okay despite possible single-digit rushing yards
Raiders +7 @ 49ers
Correct to oppose Niners until proven otherwise
Cowboys +1.5 @ Vikings
Now even Brett's texts are getting intercepted
Colts -3 @ Redskins
Thirteenth game to pick, am losing interest
Jaguars +3 over Titans
Don't think Titans can get away with grand larceny two weeks in a row
