Week Five picking every game

[Limey]

Not, I repeat not betting every game, my bets are in another thread. This is just for fun and frolics. Lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.

Baltimore -7 over Denver
If forced, would you rather paint your lounge purple or orange? Dilemma!

Jacksonville +1.5 @ Buffalo
Supporting flaky Jags over Buffalo Rebuilds. Weather is meant to be nice.

Indy -7 over Kansas City
Should be a good day for Colts stat-whore skill players

Detroit -3 over St Louis
I haven't maintained a happy marriage by picking against her hometown team

Cleveland +3 over Atlanta
I like the Falcons for once having had a British kicker, but Browns grind it out

Cincinnatti -6.5 over Tampa Bay
Have seen nothing yet to suggest Buccs are up to this level of competition

Carolina -3 over Chicago
Bears likely reduced to playing field position, at Carolina

Green Bay -2.5 @ Washington
Simply not concinced by Shanahan/McNabb Redskins yet

Houston -3 over NYG
Giants are just too unpredictable for me, I prefer certainties like 'NY Post endorses Republican'

New Orleans -7 @ Arizona
No-Kurt-hurt continues

Oakland +6.5 over San Diego
Covered this last year. Raiders have actually out-yardaged, out first-downed and out time-of-possessioned their opponents so far this season.

Dallas -7 over Tennessee
Titans specialise in beating weak opponents, not contenders

Philadelphia +3 @ San Francisco
Definitely has "most embarrassing pick of the day" potential

Minnesota +4 @ NY Jets
When clueless, rely on secret stats that say Jets over-achieving so far

[hitman2010]

[Morality]

Prepare to lose money on the Jets. That's a lock.

[Limey]

Prepare to lose money on the Jets. That's a lock.

Every single week someone fails to read this post properly. I am NOT betting all these games, so I won't be losing money on the Jets.

[falconticket]

What's the point?

[Limey]

My actual bets are in a lengthy post every week. Picking every game is, as stated, for fun and it's a challenge. Complex, I know.