This board is hysterical

[Baxter Man13]

Between sammy11 and his "famous" rant about how great he is with his picks

and

Dopeman claiming how he does not lose

I can't help myself but just to laugh my ass off

this is the funniest night in the NFL section I have yet to witness

[Baxter Man13]

Sammy11 says:

I am the greatest capper on here and tonight I will go 2-0! Miami Dolphins ML for 15,000 and under 48.5 for 10,000 dollars, SEE SAMMY RUN, SEE SAMMY WIN, SEE SAMMY DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! :dontpanic :

[Baxter Man13]

Dopeman says:

Trust me i dont lose...why would u listen to any other player on this board...your all losers just follow me if ur into money...Miami Home MNF TOO EASY...do some research on me im a damn beast

We can celebrate later tonight in this thread

MIAMI ML -105 525/500
MIAMI +1 -110 550/500

"TOUCHDOWN CHECK THE SCORE BOARD GIMME MINE!"

[Baxter Man13]

Please feel free to add any that I may of missed

[Baxter Man13]

Sammy Says:

[COLOR=#000000 ! important]wow the haters and bashers all come out after i WIN all that money!!!!!!!! i love that I am good, if i talked like this......AND COULD NOT BACK IT UP, THEN OK I would be lame,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, BUT I WIN BIG BAD UNITS AND ROCK it like ** Hammer and Vanilla Ice back in Utah in 1993!!!!!!!! TO BE THE MAN......YOU GOT TO BEAT THE MAN!!!! WHOOO HOOO RICKY FLAIR 1991!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! see u later my fans. Sammy Shock Rock will be back. see how fun it is to won over 50,000 dollars in all sports in the last 4 days! all documented on this fine site.[/COLOR]

[A's Fan]

lol

[King Mayan]

[Baxter Man13]

Hey Sammy since when did 2003 games effect 2010 games?

[COLOR=#000000 ! important] This is the only thread you need to read, but feel free to explore other options if desired, I am Sammy and I win games. You all know what I am made of and what I can do, I can shake and bake and wrap the lettuce like no Hombre can. In life you got to be yourself........ NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE THINK OF YOU. That quote was sung to me for many years at the Homesteaders Hothouse in Nebraska in the winter of 1979, I capped this game to no end, making calls and revisiting old game tape, This game got me hot and bothered, in the end I came to 2 conclusions..... first observation, the Miami Dolphins want this game very very baldy, not to say the Patriots don't want it as well, but talking to some people and calling in a few favors and seeing the 2003 game between them makes me fully aware of my surroundings. IMO this game will not be close, now to determine who wins big. this is my stellar saveloy play, its a parlay.... I hope you all win this game, but in reality we all know we all bet different sides, some win and some lose, if you really think I will win this wager, then do whats in your heart, if you fade me for any reasons, I wish you the best, I will win or lose this huge parlay, no matter what the outcome I will still be Sweet Sammy Sidewalk Sunshine! stay tuned for my parlay....[/COLOR]

[Baxter Man13]

Sammy, BAHAHA
MD3, wow thats all you can say????? interesting tactic, implying I am not one of the best cappers on the West Coast....... I bet you will either tail me or fade me tonight. See you later little buddy, I am so damn smart it hurts my freaking head.

[Baxter Man13]

Sammy, as much as we want you back at covers, we really don't because we need the entertainment

hey G you made me laugh out loud when i read that comment. I have been betting on sports for over 13 years and cap them all by my self, i know thats a new concept. guess this cat doesn't know Sammy GO TO COVERS.COM and check me out if you think i buy plays or use another guys plays, PIZZA MAKER I LOVE U AND MISS U TREMENDOUSLY! she is a member at Covers and we are great friends, hope she gets this message. my play is on the way..................

[Baxter Man13]

Well at least Sammy was right about it not coming down to the 4th quarter, because the pats ran away with it in the 3rd! How is that walking like a king working for ya Sammy?

OK I have now completed my masterpiece. It goes back to when I was a youth, I wanted to be the best baseball player and one day play in the big Leagues, I practiced all day and all night I skipped school and hit balls all by myself, I was good, I played all through school and even made the all star game twice, things were looking up-way up....until one day out of the blue........I stopped playing Baseball, to this day I am not quite sure why but in my whole heart I think I may have been side tracked, but we can talk about that another fine day, on the the Monday Night Blowout, yes you heard it right, these teams do not match up well together, trust me on this one, I would be shocked if this game actually came down to the 4th quarter.. I am going against my life long promise of never betting against a few teams, I will never bet against the Yankees,Texas Rangers,Phillies,Colts and Patriots. But tonight it has been at me all waking day and all night, I know I am good, but this game is close by that I mean "the spread" I love betting these tight games. Here is my plays... I was this close to making the Patriots my big big play, but I know when my heart and gut are on different levels, I got to go with my gut. and my 1st play is Under 48.5 @ -115 for 10,000 dollars. Sammy will walk like the King tonight, this is for you Pizzamaker! bed back shortly for my huge side play.

[Baxter Man13]

Hey Sammy this was your last post for the day...what happened? Lose the monopoly money?

Thanks Thomas, I loved this under with the passion of 13 Mocking Birds making out on a hot summer day in the South of France, why else would I put 10k on it? the Miami ML is iffy at the moment, kind of still not feeling good betting against Brady for the first time in my life.

[Mikail]

It is hilarious, but I for one take this seriously. I am trying to make money and have a good time doing it. When frauds and scams like the ones mentioned start posting their B.S I call them out on it. I called this sammy11 guy out about a week ago.

[Baxter Man13]

It is hilarious, but I for one take this seriously. I am trying to make money and have a good time doing it. When frauds and scams like the ones mentioned start posting their B.S I call them out on it. I called this sammy11 guy out about a week ago.

I love it, you from Philly? (avatar)

[Baxter Man13]

Hey Sammy...

Your real name does not happen to be Mike does it? Last name, Wallen?

[Mikail]

I love it, you from Philly? (avatar)

Big Phillies fan. Grew up there. Live in Los Angeles now.

[Baxter Man13]

Oh my

Good Morning guys, I first want to say I am sorry I didn't man up and come back last night to take the heat, I did lose 27k, with the juice, and I was and am pissed, I really should have not bet against Brady as i stated hours before the game, it went against my better judgment, I said i went with my gut, and not my heart but sadly introspect, I should have went with my head. and it cost me big, very big, I am sorry for all those dedicated guys who are loyal to me even after only a week of being here, I am still up big, remember i did just win over 50k last week, form MLB,NFL,CFB, but it did cut my bankroll down 28%, oh and by the way, MY UNDER WAS A SOLID PLAY, 7-6 at the half, i capped it to perfection, nobody could predict the outpouring in the second half, hell the Pats set a record for a kick return, interception and block Punt for a TD, anyway I am about to drive to Vegas and place a 50,000 dollar wager on tonights CFB game. I will have to sprinkle it around 3 or 4 sports books, look for my CFB thread with my biggest wager of all time in my life.Sammy.

[Rbyrne]

he just lost 27k and now he is gonna go bet 50k...yeaaa riiigghhttttttt

[thebestthereis]

If u have inside information that nobody can possiblely have you can never lose, if u don't then u have squat. There are no other options.

[loopydude11]

lmao hes still going? what a loser

[Baxter Man13]

anyway I am about to drive to Vegas and place a 50,000 dollar wager on tonights CFB game. I will have to sprinkle it around 3 or 4 sports books, look for my CFB thread with my biggest wager of all time in my life.Sammy.

[Rbyrne]

what a degenerate...tonights game sucks anyways...perfect type of match up for him to lose a lot of money onOn another note...maybe we can talk about this weekend because I know we all need a winner.Packers -2.5 at Redskins......Portis will be out this week with a groin injury and i think the skins will miss him.Packers passing game should cause alot of problems for the redskins defense...any thoughts?

[Kermit]

This is nothing. I was digging through old Sammy threads at covers and you wouldn't believe some of his claims.

He went from co-owning a pizza shop in Philly to bailing out and moving to California and then he got a job as Best boy on a movie set, then was an assistant to the director and then was starring in an upcoming picture. And during all of this time he screwed up and sent a Private Messege to another member claiming that he made everything up and was secretly a writer who was working on a book about gambling.

With the horrible way that he spells and writes, I can only assume that it would be a pop-up book with pretty pictures and colors.

[Kermit]

Here is the P.M. that Sammy sent to another member there that he thought was his friend.

That's cool. I always knew you were a good capper, I saw you and others here, before I started to post and respond to threads. I can tell you this because you kept it real with me, and I respected that, even when we were at odds with each other. So the real reason I came to Covers was because about 2 years ago I had an idea to write a book, and the book would be about sports, and gambling, so I am here as part of my experience and the whole part of the forum and the guys and betting games. I am from Philly but I live in LA half the time and here the other part. I am a freelance writer and I always wanted to tell my story, so thats how this journey began, in due time when the book is complete I will tell the guys here, please I would appreciate that you keep this in confidence and keep it between us, as it is nobody's business, and for the record I don't bet each game I play on here, and the unit size as well, no matter if its my money or someones else s really makes no difference, I am here to win games and help others. So I think because of my deal to tell you about my pizza shop, I wanted to let you know the truth. I hope you understand and this is a big part of my life. I love sports and love betting om them, hence me writing a book. Thats why I had the story of a pizza shop owner, i wanted to fit in, and little by little I am, but yes I do get caught up in the craziness of my threads at times.I hope you can understand where I am coming from, this site is full of great cappers and a lot of good info for the games, anyway this book might take awhile to write, but it is my life story mixed in. Ok now you know the truth that i dont own a pizza shop ok. I always told the guys I would tell them one day, why I really came here, but I never thought I would tell one of them today.But I felt I owed you the truth, maybe cause we are both from Philly. p.s. remember the story I told you all a few months back? that was all true too, except the part about me buying into a pizza shop,but anyway I hope we can stay friends on here, and maybe some day you might see my book out there somewhere, if it ever gets published.


Freelance writer

[D3 Mighty Ducks]

Kermit, that is probably the funniest post I've ever seen on SBR.

[Baxter Man13]

Kermit,



dude I can't stop

[Lazyboy311]

My favorite thread so far...Thx for the entertainment Bax and Kermit!!!!

I also called him out in another thread last week...something to the effect of "some joker posted in pretty pink and blue about how he was wagering stupid amounts on Game X (don't remember)". Is it just me or can you not simply look at his post "style" and "formatting" and realize he's just another guy that spends days in his moms basement jerking off to anime looking to make himself appear/feel better?

I don't know the guy personally, so I won't attack his character. But my guess is that there isn't much there. Not to mention if he was really rolling like that he A) wouldn't give two shits to post on this forum B) wouldn't speak in hyperbole C) wouldn't act like a no-talent assclown D) win more?? and E) I have nothing more, Ive already reached my hater quota for the day.

PLEASEEEE keep an eye on this and give us all more to laugh at!! PLEASEEEEEEE

[Duby]

This is hilarius shit man.

[Baxter Man13]

My favorite thread so far...Thx for the entertainment Bax and Kermit!!!! I also called him out in another thread last week...something to the effect of "some joker posted in pretty pink and blue about how he was wagering stupid amounts on Game X (don't remember)". Is it just me or can you not simply look at his post "style" and "formatting" and realize he's just another guy that spends days in his moms basement jerking off to anime looking to make himself appear/feel better? I don't know the guy personally, so I won't attack his character. But my guess is that there isn't much there. Not to mention if he was really rolling like that he A) wouldn't give two shits to post on this forum B) wouldn't speak in hyperbole C) wouldn't act like a no-talent assclown D) win more?? and E) I have nothing more, Ive already reached my hater quota for the day. PLEASEEEE keep an eye on this and give us all more to laugh at!! PLEASEEEEEEE

[bigsmitty]

Hmm, now this has the makings of a true script. Maybe along the lines of "Two for the Money"? Small time dude comes to Vegas (to do the bright lights/big city partiness thing) while he claims he's making big picks, etc. Turns out fraudulent, outed by all his former entourage. Ending-could go a la Pesci in the cornfield "Casino" or actually gets away to some island and writes the movie script, etc. Cheers

[Baxter Man13]

He's BACK

Sammy is back for another great and winning Sunday of NFL! I am the master at this sport, i cap each game like its my own, i feed it, i milk it, and i nurture it with all a mothers love, even though i ain't no mother, I am like a 2 fisted Cow in the heat of the night and in the bows of despair, when things get tough........... i move to the extreme left........ spin around, all the way around and do a split, then i know i can dance in the fractured face of agony. Here are my 3 plays for Sunday... play number 1... Baltimore Ravens -7 against the Broncos for 5,000. play number 2..... Detroit Lions -3 for 10,000. and play number 3..... Philadelphia Eagles ML @ +155 for 55,000 dollars. have a great night and see you all bright and early Sunday morning to discuss all my plays and i will give a report on all games and why I bet them, Sammy made it rain and shine tonight, be happy, real freaking elated i won my big wager and could still bet games and be here for all of you, i know how much and needed i am in only a short time here, thank you all for your kind words and much needed encouragement, P.S. I COULD NOT HAVE WON ALL THIS DOUGH, WITH OUT OFF OF ALL. :dri nks:

[GunShard]

I think his Eagles and Lions plays will fail. Let's see if he is right, lol.

[yisman]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/baseball-handicapping/695107-sammy-sunshine-here-you-post6613941.html#post6613941

He was never able to answer that one.

http://forum.sbrforum.com/nfl-handicapping/705761-sammy-sunday-showcase-showdown-p2.html#post6688263

or this one

[ebbearsfb1]

these guys live in this fantasy worlds, where they can be whoever they want behind the computer screen

[Baxter Man13]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/baseball-h...ml#post6613941 He was never able to answer that one. http://forum.sbrforum.com/nfl-handic...ml#post6688263 or this one