[COLOR=#000000 !important]Reminder, I'm not betting every game, my bets are in a separate thread. This is just for fun, and an effort to always out-perform the New York Post's hideous, unfunny, generally hopeless handicapper 'Hondo'.
The lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Giants -3 over Titans
Sometimes it's hard to care. Wish Eli would get rid of that stupid, over-bulbous helmet
Vikings -11.5 over Lions
Don't tell my Detroiter wife. I don't see 0-2 Vikings laying another egg at home
Bills +14.5 @ Patriots
Pissed-off Pats are not an ideal opponent for Bills. Ivy League QB Fitzpatrick comes up against a coach who might be smarter than him. However, 14.5 ptsstill feel like too many.
Panthers +3 over Bengals
I'd rather watch a real bengal tiger and panther
Browns +11 @ Ravens
Is it just me, or are the Madden video games just too darned complicated?
Buccaneers +2.5 over Steelers
Don't think you can keep winning indefinitely with no offensive production whatsoever
Saints - 3 over Falcons
Both teams play in domes, but the Saints dome is super.
49ers -3 @ Chiefs
I suspect Singletary of being hopeless, but Chiefs can still lose this
Cowboys +2.5 @ Texans
Cowboys need a lucky bounce, Jerry Jones might be able to buy one in Texas.
Jaguars +3 over Eagles
Parents, stop smothering your children in anti-bacterial products. Humans need to build resistance to stuff.
Rams +4 over Redskins
Redskins rank 30th in yards per carry and 31st in third-down conversion. Donovan McNabb ranks 1st in "thinking ahead to Philly game next week".
Chargers -4.5 @ Seahawks
Opposing Seattle should prove profitable this season, and they have more OL woes this week. Chargers might not be at full tilt but may not need to be.
Cardinals -4.5 over Raiders
Cards on their mettle for the only home date in their first four games
Broncos +5.5 over Colts
Whatever.
Jets +2.5 @ Dolphins
Picking Jets solely so that if they do happen to win there will be one tiny positive thing about it
Bears +3 over Packers
A good friend of mine just moved to Chicago. He likes it.[/COLOR]
The lines are taken from footballlocks.com at the time of posting.
Giants -3 over Titans
Sometimes it's hard to care. Wish Eli would get rid of that stupid, over-bulbous helmet
Vikings -11.5 over Lions
Don't tell my Detroiter wife. I don't see 0-2 Vikings laying another egg at home
Bills +14.5 @ Patriots
Pissed-off Pats are not an ideal opponent for Bills. Ivy League QB Fitzpatrick comes up against a coach who might be smarter than him. However, 14.5 ptsstill feel like too many.
Panthers +3 over Bengals
I'd rather watch a real bengal tiger and panther
Browns +11 @ Ravens
Is it just me, or are the Madden video games just too darned complicated?
Buccaneers +2.5 over Steelers
Don't think you can keep winning indefinitely with no offensive production whatsoever
Saints - 3 over Falcons
Both teams play in domes, but the Saints dome is super.
49ers -3 @ Chiefs
I suspect Singletary of being hopeless, but Chiefs can still lose this
Cowboys +2.5 @ Texans
Cowboys need a lucky bounce, Jerry Jones might be able to buy one in Texas.
Jaguars +3 over Eagles
Parents, stop smothering your children in anti-bacterial products. Humans need to build resistance to stuff.
Rams +4 over Redskins
Redskins rank 30th in yards per carry and 31st in third-down conversion. Donovan McNabb ranks 1st in "thinking ahead to Philly game next week".
Chargers -4.5 @ Seahawks
Opposing Seattle should prove profitable this season, and they have more OL woes this week. Chargers might not be at full tilt but may not need to be.
Cardinals -4.5 over Raiders
Cards on their mettle for the only home date in their first four games
Broncos +5.5 over Colts
Whatever.
Jets +2.5 @ Dolphins
Picking Jets solely so that if they do happen to win there will be one tiny positive thing about it
Bears +3 over Packers
A good friend of mine just moved to Chicago. He likes it.[/COLOR]