The official: NFL can kiss my ass thread

[Mac4Lyfe]

What a brutal weekend... Capped off by 2 games that broke my heart/wallet.

Eagles up double digits with only a few minutes remaining and they decide to not play defense and the Lions come back to cover in the last minute.

Tonight the Saints have a 1st and goal with a 5 point lead (-5 line) and they can't punch it in from the goal line. They settle for a FG and lay down so SF can march right down the field and score a TD and the extra point. Saint's win with a FG on the final play.

This shit is like a soap opera. I went all in on the Giant's last night and they didn't even get off the bus. I reupp only to have the 49er's turn the ball over 5 times and the Aint's still couldn't cover.

The NFL sucks ass. Your better off buying a ticket on the Titanic than bet this shit. I'm done betting this league and I hope every game gets blacked out and the players strike. Piece of shit league.

[Stealinhome]

[Night-Tripper]

Look at the bright side... you've still got that hottie to snuggle up to.

[Mac4Lyfe]

I'll stick with college. This shit is unreal. I'm not sure why I even watch most games. Your better off just turning on the tv in the last 2 minutes and count your losses.

[drfunkmaster]

College is way better...Take Stanford -5!!! and idaho -7.5 and Alabama -7!!!

SAINTS SHOULD have got a TD when at the goal line , had 3 damn tries and they do jack shit... THEY SUCK... superbowl defending fvcks

[rickbo528]

I'll stick with college. This shit is unreal. I'm not sure why I even watch most games. Your better off just turning on the tv in the last 2 minutes and count your losses.

Look at the bright side, you've got one hell of an avatar!!!!!!!!


I drool everytime I see it.

[rickbo528]

Saints and Vikings both could not convert Touchdowns with first and goal. My thinking was If I was Brad Childress I would have had somw goal line plays where I brought in that backup QB Jackson and run some option play with Peterson. At least Miami would have had to respect the threat of a running QB.

[Ralphie]

I was feeling good when it was 9-0 right out of the gate...

[Mac4Lyfe]

It seemed to go down hill right when the Aint's started calling timeouts in the 1st quarter as if they had a defense???

[sportfan]

I feel you, NFL lines are sharp as fukk ..very hard to win

[eberetta1]

I lost on both the Eagle's and the Aint's. Sucks the Aint's are considered undefeated. At least they lost Reggie Bush. Hopefully that will cost them a few games.
Save some of the bankroll to spend on the ladies, else you will have to start pimpin them out...

[Mac4Lyfe]

More bullshit tonight. The Packers totally dominated an inept Bear team. Cutler throwing up ducks like dollars at a stripper convention. Packer's killing them in every stat but the refs call penalties every time the Packers make a play. Bears offensive line is holding on every play but no call. Then they call BS roughing the passer calls as if the game is played with pillows.

Olsen catches a huge pass over the middle and clearly the Oline is holding but no flag. Cutler throws the ball up over and over again and the only way he gets down field is to catch a flag. 18 penalties on one team. Only in the Nothing but Fukers League.

[Facepunch]

Agree with you, GB wins that game if the NFL was not called by Pu$$ies..

[Mac4Lyfe]

Bump...

MNF - Under backers are lining up at the window, smoking Cohiba's at the halftime score of 10-7.

2nd half starts and points are being put out more than hoes at the AVN awards. Miami special teams coach might as well call his wife and put up a for sale sign before someone burns his house down. Kickoff return for a TD, Blocked punt for a TD, Blocked FG for a TD. Then Chad Heinous Henne throws a pick 6 to drive a stake through all under backers hearts. 45 points scored in the 2nd half, most of which were in the 3rd quarter.

Only in the Soap Opera we call the NFL. Sorry Under backers.

[Mac4Lyfe]

Not the night to bet the Under...

Patriots tonight were the first team in NFL history to score a TD...
Rushing
Passing
INT return,
Kickoff return,
return of blocked FG

all in the same game

[Mac4Lyfe]

Bump...

MNF - Under backers are lining up at the window, smoking Cohiba's at the halftime score of 10-7.

2nd half starts and points are being put out more than hoes at the AVN awards. Miami special teams coach might as well call his wife and put up a for sale sign before someone burns his house down. Kickoff return for a TD, Blocked punt for a TD, Blocked FG for a TD. Then Chad Heinous Henne throws a pick 6 to drive a stake through all under backers hearts. 45 points scored in the 2nd half, most of which were in the 3rd quarter.

Only in the Soap Opera we call the NFL. Sorry Under backers.

Well the phins didn't waste any time...
John Bonamego fired by Dolphins

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5651160

[cowboyfan08]

I fell ur pain mac,out of 20years of bettin on this shit i bet its happen to me 40times to 4.everytime it seems like im on screwed up in of deal.all u can hope for is your on right side of soap opera!

[Mac4Lyfe]

Another "As the world turns" in the NFL tonight. Romo goes down with a broken vagina and everybody and their momma hammers the 2nd half line. NYG -2.5 jumped to 3, 3.5, 4... quicker than Tiger picks up waitresses at Denny's. Giant's come out like gangbusters and that 2h bet looks smarter than Doogie Houser.

But NOooooo, this is the "Nother Fake Line" league, we'll keep you feeling like you made the right choice with your money as the Giants are up by 18 points. Turn the tv off because that was easy money. Oh, wait, check out sportscenter and was that the correct score I just saw? Of course the final score wasn't 41 - 35. There's no fuking way, they meant to post 45 - 21 or 41 - 25 maybe, no way could the Giants win by only 6 points. I was sippin mimosas just a few minutes ago. Let me check espn.com

WTF, Giant's 2nd half got cooked. Worst of all, it lost by 1 fuking point.

Did we just get dicked again