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  • PAULYPOKER
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    • 12-06-08
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    #1
    Dallas smoke&mirrors? OverHyped? good as record?
    Dallas is over hyped right now and I am going to prove it. Yes Dallas finally broke their December curse but against who???
    Eagles,Redskins,and Saints.
    First the Eagles: well you see the Eagles are a inter division rivalry which Dallas owns. So you can't judge their capabilities off of a team that they basically know almost better than themselves.You want examples okay I have plenty: the Giants own the Cowboys and the Giants down right suck. The Bengals unusually owned Pittsburgh this year. The 49ers owned the Cardinals this year but could not own anyone else. The Jaguars owned the Texans. Miami owned the Jets ETC.
    Cowboys other win in December was Redskins which is a embarrassing joke as a member of the NFL.
    Dallas's other win in December was the Aints better known as the Saints.Cowboys were lucky to be playing New Orleans at the right time because the Saints were in the midst of a downward spiral barely escaping defeat from Atlanta (joke) and Washington (pitiful).
    So who are the Cowboys? I honestly don't know but this much I do know. They are not proven.

    Now on to Farve&Vikings: I picked this team about mid season to go to the Superbowl but they faded somewhat at seasons end. I Analise-d their losses and this is what I came up with:

    Their loss @ Arizona 30-17: This was a Sunday night game and we all Know the unexplainable things that usually happen on Sunday and Monday nights.We all seen what Arizona was capable of last week when they dismantled the Packers all but on the scoreboard. Guess what? The Packers beat Dallas 17-7 in week 10 I will explain this further later on.

    Now on to their loss @ Carolina 26-7: Yes it was a Sunday night now you might say Carolina is a weak team and I would agree with you if Jake Delhomme was at the QB position but the fact is he was not. Actually if he was not in there from the beginning of the season I'd be willing to bet a hefty wager that Carolina would be one of the top contenders in this playoff race cause lets face it Delhomme down right sucks as a Quarterback he ruined their hopes last year in the playoffs with 5ints.against Arizona.Jake also ruined all hope at the very beginning of this season for the Panthers.
    Carolina developed Quickly in to a winning team after Jake's injury with convincing authority winning 80% of their games from the absence of Delhomme till seasons end.

    Minnesota's loss @ Chicago 36-30: Guess what this was ?? Yes a inter-division rivalry Monday night game. I believe Farve's old bones can't take the elements of cold weather anymore causing him to be inaccurate because of tendons and ligaments tightening up from previous injuries and the inevitable natural aging process.

    Now lets look at Minnesota's last win (before giving the old man who is arguably the best ever to play the Quarterback position) a two week very much needed rest for his continuance of greatness.
    Giants@Vikings 44-7: Minnesota totally dismantling the Giants who owns the Cowboys like a read headed stepchild.

    If you are not convinced yet who the obvious choice here is boys let me go on even further:
    Remember I told you about Green-bay earlier? Well it was for a reason and here it is:
    The Packers VS Dallas matchup is the the best way to gauge as a tool on how the Cowboys will match-up with the Vikings. Reason: the Packers&Vikings run practically identical offensive schemes which puts the ball in Minnesota's court meaning advantage Vikings.

    Now for the icing on the cake:
    Vikings at home are UNDEFEATED! The only 2 teams who gave Minnesota a challenge at home all season long was:

    San-Francisco 27-24: In week 3 which is basically an extension of preseason.

    The second challenge was Baltimore 33-31:In week 6 which was still before identity was matured.

    Ravens are also a proven contender in this Championship race. I will not be shocked if the Ravens are in the Superbowl representing the AFC.

    Minnesota's remaining 6 home games the average pummeling Farve&company handed out to their competitors was an astounding 23 point average margin of victory!!!!!! With the lowest margin at 17points and the highest at 37!!!
    Vikings total season average margin of victory at home was still a dominating 19 points!!


    Romo
    VS Farve advantage Farve by a landslide why?? There are plenty of advantages Farve has over Romo but the most important one is:
    Romo Idolizes Brett because as a child he always pretended to be Farve in his backyard as a hero "type" childhood Fantasy in which he never grew out of to this very day. However though now is his chance coming with tremendous and demanding pressure in which I'm pretty sure if Tony makes one mistake this will send him in an overwhelming downward spiral in a whirlwind toward inevitable defeat in a handbag.
    My reasoning for this:I believe in his own mind Tony will believe he letdown the one who Tony believes is the great one which was the one who gave him hope and belief of becoming great in the first place.Tony will Then become embarrassed and intimidated quickly in Brett's presence. Tony will then quietly accept to himself as being a failure in Brett's eyes and watch his Idol Brett Farve at work from the backseat.

    Boys it is obvious who I like in this one and here it is in mathematical form:
    Home-field advantage
    +
    23 PT.avg.victory at home
    +
    undefeated at home
    +
    Room temperature(dome) = fountain of youth for Brett's tendons&ligaments in his aging arm able-ling him to throw with deadly pinpoint accuracy sharp as a Sniper.
    +
    The 12th man: meaning ear popping decibels from Viking fans
    +
    Cowboys not proven yet. Also not experienced at this level of game pressure
    +
    Cowboys over confidence no fault of their own
    +
    Astronomical pressure on Tony Romo not to disappoint his Idol Brett Farve
    =
    loss inevitably for Dallas
  • gshock1
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 12-04-09
    • 5366

    #2
    I have the vikes here too.
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    • Mr Handicapable
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      • 09-23-07
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      #3
      Romo VS Farve advantage Farve by a landslide why?

      Favre & the Pack was a lock vs the Giants & Eli too in the NFC Championship! Favre never loses in the cold weather! Oops...old Brett threw the game losing pick! He's had plenty of playoff chokes too over the years...but Romo's problems are always highlighted? If Minnesota can stuff the Cowboys running game then Romo might be forced into some stupid turnovers but I don't see that happening! Peterson is a fumble machine this year too! Either way....this one is the true NFC Championship imo!
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      • PAULYPOKER
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        • 12-06-08
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        #4
        Originally posted by Mr Handicapable
        Romo VS Farve advantage Farve by a landslide why? Favre & the Pack was a lock vs the Giants & Eli too in the NFC Championship! Favre never loses in the cold weather! Oops...old Brett threw the game losing pick! He's had plenty of playoff chokes too over the years...but Romo's problems are always highlighted? If Minnesota can stuff the Cowboys running game then Romo might be forced into some stupid turnovers but I don't see that happening! Peterson is a fumble machine this year too! Either way....this one is the true NFC Championship imo!
        You are talking in past tense. The young Farve did not lose in cold weather this was a fact. Farve's old bones can't take the elements of cold weather anymore causing him to be inaccurate because of tendons and ligaments tightening up from previous injuries and the inevitable natural aging process. May you young Farve.

        Now I will bring you to present time: The new Farve who does not lose in room temperature undefeated as a matter of fact with an average dominance of 19points per game
        Room temperature(dome) = fountain of youth for Brett's tendons&ligaments in his aging arm able-ling him to throw with deadly pinpoint accuracy sharp as a Sniper.
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        • daneblazer
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          • 09-14-08
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          #5
          Dallas is a very good team but too many people are already crowning them NFC champs.
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          • Frosh
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            • 12-14-09
            • 343

            #6
            Nice write up Pauly. I was leaning Minny too and even bigger now.
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            • AlphaOmega
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              • 12-31-08
              • 1146

              #7
              I like minn so that means dal will win
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              • rk9
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                • 08-24-09
                • 117

                #8
                Peterson actually fumbled more last year than this year. People just didnt make a big deal about it becaues he ran for 1700 yards.

                I think Dallas D line will determine this game. If Favre can have time to take shots down the field the vikings have a great shot at winning if not they will struggle to move the ball
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                • The Seer
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                  • 10-29-07
                  • 10641

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PAULYPOKER

                  Romo
                  VS Farve advantage Farve by a landslide why?? There are plenty of advantages Farve has over Romo but the most important one is:
                  Romo Idolizes Brett because as a child he always pretended to be Farve in his backyard as a hero "type" childhood Fantasy in which he never grew out of to this very day.
                  People that know anything about it know that ROMO DID NOT IDOLIZE FAVRE. HIS FAVORITE PLAYER GROWING UP WAS JOE MONTANA. He thought Favre was a good player but not his favorite. The media just assumes it since he lived in Wisconsin.
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                  • The Seer
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                    • 10-29-07
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                    My reasoning for this:I believe in his own mind Tony will believe he letdown the one who Tony believes is the great one which was the one who gave him hope and belief of becoming great in the first place.Tony will Then become embarrassed and intimidated quickly in Brett's presence. Tony will then quietly accept to himself as being a failure in Brett's eyes and watch his Idol Brett Farve at work from the backseat.
                    at that logic. Are you Freud?
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                    • Dark Horse
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                      • 12-14-05
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                      #11
                      I don't like Dallas/Jerry Jones. But the team has gelled, and I'm not sure what their weak spots are right now. The team is very balanced. And Minny is not. Minny has higher highs and lower lows. I think Dallas wins this SU.
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                      • PAULYPOKER
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                        • 12-06-08
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by AlphaOmega
                        I like minn so that means dal will win
                        Oh ye of little faith just believe and it will happen
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                        • roasthawg
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                          • 11-09-07
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                          #13
                          Vikes -2.5 for me.
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                          • PAULYPOKER
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by The Seer
                            at that logic. Are you Freud?
                            Seer I thought it was funny to but all jokes aside I can actually see this happening Farve is Romo's Idol in real life you know
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                            • tbird509
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                              • 11-05-09
                              • 761

                              #15
                              dal will shutdown min with zero problem..they will be in the superbowl
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                              • cu_lee
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                                • 01-14-10
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                                #16
                                great~!
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                                • lakerboy
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                                  • 04-02-09
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                  I don't like Dallas/Jerry Jones. But the team has gelled, and I'm not sure what their weak spots are right now. The team is very balanced. And Minny is not. Minny has higher highs and lower lows. I think Dallas wins this SU.
                                  another 2.5 favorite- what happened to bengals and pack
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                                  • PAULYPOKER
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by lakerboy
                                    another 2.5 favorite- what happened to bengals and pack
                                    Wow LB please don't tell me your are this superstitious about numbers after all they are just numbers
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                                    • PAULYPOKER
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                                      #19
                                      RRauh! RRoh! looks like romo will be seeing a shrink at halftime
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                                      • hoopster42
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                                        • 02-12-08
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by daneblazer
                                        Dallas is a very good team but too many people are already crowning them NFC champs.
                                        that's because 'too many people' are morons who don't know shit about sports
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                                        • odusmykal
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PAULYPOKER
                                          RRauh! RRoh! looks like romo will be seeing a shrink at halftime
                                          He needs to see someone.. Like i suspected, he is playing like garbage today.. What a joke.. Over rated bum..
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                                          • PAULYPOKER
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                                            #22

                                            MINNEAPOLIS - JANUARY 17: Quarterback FARVE #4 of the VIKINGS congratulates wide receiver SID RICE #18 on his 45 yard touchdown against the CRYBOYS during the fourth quarter of the NFC Divisional Playoff Game at Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on January 17, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota. ()
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                                            • slacker00
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                                              • 10-06-05
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                                              #23
                                              Cowboys didn't show up, the Vikings did. Go figure. It happens.
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                                              • PAULYPOKER
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                                                #24


                                                MINNEAPOLIS - JANUARY 17: Quarterback FARVE #4 of MINNESOTA celebrates touchdown in the second quarter against the CRYBOYS during the NFC Divisional Playoff Game at Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on January 17, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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                                                • PAULYPOKER
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                                                  #25


                                                  MINNEAPOLIS - JANUARY 17: Quarterback BRETT FARVE #4 of the VIKINGS celebrates touchdown in the second quarter against the CRYBABY'S during the NFC Divisional Playoff Game at Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome on January 17, 2010 in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
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                                                  • PAULYPOKER
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                                                    #26


                                                    CRYGIRLS TONY ROMO #(9) is sacked by VIKES' J. KENNEDY#(73) and K. WILLIAMS (93) during the second half of an NFL divisional playoff football game Sunday, Jan. 17, 2010, in Minneapolis.
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                                                    • gomiamigo
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                                                      • 08-07-08
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                                                      #27
                                                      overhyped = dallas cows obvs
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                                                      • PAULYPOKER
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                                                        #28


                                                        CRYBOY'S' TONY ROMO reacts after being sacked during the second half of an NFL divisional playoff football game against the VIKINGS Sunday, Jan. 17, 2010, in Minneapolis.




                                                        and dats all I gotta say bout THIS 1

                                                        PS like I previously said:

                                                        Romo VS Farve advantage Farve by a landslide why?? There are plenty of advantages Farve has over Romo but the most important one is:
                                                        Romo Idolizes Brett because as a child he always pretended to be Farve in his backyard as a hero "type" childhood Fantasy in which he never grew out of to this very day. However though now is his chance coming with tremendous and demanding pressure in which I'm pretty sure if Tony makes one mistake this will send him in an overwhelming downward spiral in a whirlwind toward inevitable defeat in a handbag.
                                                        My reasoning for this:I believe in his own mind Tony will believe he letdown the one who Tony believes is the great one which was the one who gave him hope and belief of becoming great in the first place.Tony will Then become embarrassed and intimidated quickly in Brett's presence. Tony will then quietly accept to himself as being a failure in Brett's eyes and watch his Idol Brett Farve at work from the backseat.
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                                                        • PingPong
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                                                          • 11-10-08
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                                                          #29
                                                          cowboys OL played like shit, not romo's fault at all
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                                                          • PAULYPOKER
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                                                            #30
                                                            OK fellow students did you figure it out?? If you read my thread from the beginning I gave you the answer but it was not bullet proof yet HERE is what I said exactly: if you are on Sandiego point spread looks like snowballs chance in hell of hitting but ML has a chance proof of this statement at beginning of this thread.
                                                            Now I am going to show all that is smart enough to follow the answer below: in English to the simplest form

                                                            #1 Minnesota Vikings - Point Spread
                                                            #2 Dallas Cowboys - Point Spread
                                                            #3 San Diego Chargers - Point Spread If Chargers would have covered spread The BOOKS lose $$$ big time
                                                            #4 Dallas Cowboys - Money Line
                                                            #5 New York Jets - Point Spread Ideal for books but jets not win
                                                            #6 New York Jets - Money Line If Jets win out right books still win some $ but not as much
                                                            #7 Dallas Cowboys - Over
                                                            #8 Minnesota Vikings - Money Line
                                                            #9 Connecticut - Point Spread
                                                            #10 San Diego Chargers - Money Line If Chargers would have won out right but not cover Books would have just been greedy but trust me they get
                                                            this greedy in *crunch* time

                                                            Hmmmm.... I wonder what all this babel could mean is he fukkin with us or is he tellen the truth lts
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