Tomato is in a wonderful mood
Like he was as a kid, playing the game snood
A clever game it was to play
Even when the weather was nice in May
Speaking of which, there's a game tonight
With books putting out lines that simply aren't right!
I mean come on, what is RebateWager thinking?
Redskins +3.5 (-115)? Boy that's stinkin!
When every book has +3 (-125)
These clowns come out, wearing a disguise
Teasing Tomato to bet there
When he wins books don't play fair
Such as SportsInteraction, who banned him last week
Or Wagerstreet's limits, $20? That's weak
Perhaps he should deposit and bet this line
But this rec book will probably impose a fine
64% on the Giants, it's true
I swear these squares, it's not a dart they threw
Whenever there's a team with a line less than 3
They take the fave thinking the moneyline is free
Tomato will fade, knowing more than these clowns
At the end of the day, they'll be the ones with the frowns!
As his account grows he will enjoy
A merry Christmas to all, little girls and boys
WASHINGTON +3 (-120)
Like he was as a kid, playing the game snood
A clever game it was to play
Even when the weather was nice in May
Speaking of which, there's a game tonight
With books putting out lines that simply aren't right!
I mean come on, what is RebateWager thinking?
Redskins +3.5 (-115)? Boy that's stinkin!
When every book has +3 (-125)
These clowns come out, wearing a disguise
Teasing Tomato to bet there
When he wins books don't play fair
Such as SportsInteraction, who banned him last week
Or Wagerstreet's limits, $20? That's weak
Perhaps he should deposit and bet this line
But this rec book will probably impose a fine
64% on the Giants, it's true
I swear these squares, it's not a dart they threw
Whenever there's a team with a line less than 3
They take the fave thinking the moneyline is free
Tomato will fade, knowing more than these clowns
At the end of the day, they'll be the ones with the frowns!
As his account grows he will enjoy
A merry Christmas to all, little girls and boys
WASHINGTON +3 (-120)
I hate the books
