Note: Ranking below is updated through Week 12's Thanksgiving Day games.
Now what they were before season
SOS BASED ON 17-GAME SCHEDULE
| 1 | Cleveland Browns | 39-22-1 | 0.637 |
| 2 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 46-27-0 | 0.630 DEAD DONE any team with a tied game NEVER won a SB since started 16 game schedule last won who got there was 49ers -4.5 VS ravens LOST S/u |
| 3 | Baltimore Ravens | 43-28-2 | 0.603 Possible to get there |
| 4 | Cincinnati Bengals | 41-30-1 | 0.576 JOE Burrow has no playoff experience so far all qbs 1st time playoffs 100% losers |
| 5 | Kansas City Chiefs | 33-27-1 | 0.549 IF play strong can get there |
| 6 | Detroit Lions | 34-28-0 | 0.548 |
| 7 | Los Angeles Rams | 39-33-0 | 0.542 NOPE host city |
| 8 | Carolina Panthers | 34-29-0 | 0.540 NOPE |
| 8 | Las Vegas Raiders | 34-29-0 | 0.540 NO WAY |
| 10 | Chicago Bears | 33-29-0 | 0.532 |
| 11 | Indianapolis Colts | 33-30-0 | 0.524 NOPE 0-3 start |
| 12 | New England Patriots | 34-31-0 | 0.523 NOPE Rookie QB |
| 13 | Denver Broncos | 38-35-1 | 0.520 |
| 14 | Buffalo Bills | 32-31-0 | 0.508 STILL NOT impressive |
| 15 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 36-37-0 | 0.493 |
| 15 | San Francisco 49ers | 35-36-0 | 0.493 |
| 17 | Washington Football Team | 36-39-0 | 0.480 |
| 18 | Dallas Cowboys | 30-33-0 | 0.476 NO way hardknocks featured 100% loesrs and double kiss of death lost to BUCS |
| 19 | Los Angeles Chargers | 34-38-0 | 0.472 NOPE Host city |
| 20 | Miami Dolphins | 30-34-0 | 0.469 |
| 21 | Green Bay Packers | 29-33-1 | 0.468 YES can get there |
| 22 | New York Giants | 35-40-0 | 0.467 |
| 23 | New Orleans Saints | 29-34-0 | 0.460 |
| 24 | Minnesota Vikings | 33-39-2 | 0.459 |
| 25 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 34-41-0 | 0.453 WOW again another SB |
| 26 | Houston Texans | 32-40-0 | 0.444 |
| 27 | Seattle Seahawks | 31-41-1 | 0.432 DAED ate a bagel |
| 27 | New York Jets | 32-42-0 | 0.432 |
| 29 | Arizona Cardinals | 27-36-1 | 0.430 Kyler murray no playoff experience |
| 30 | Atlanta Falcons | 31-42-1 |
0.426 a JOKE NOT Dirty Birds no more LOL |
| 31 | Tennessee Titans | 25-36-1 | 0.411 LOL lose to Texans tells story biggest upset this years a 10 pt road dog |
| 32 | Philadelphia Eagles | 23-38-0 | 0.377 wow Eagles really |
SOS BASED ON 17-GAME SCHEDULE
| 1 | Pittsburgh Steelers | 155-115-2 | 0.574 |
| 2 | Baltimore Ravens | 152-118-2 | 0.563 |
| 3 | Chicago Bears | 149-122-1 | 0.550 |
| 4 | Green Bay Packers | 147-124-1 | 0.542 |
| 5 | Minnesota Vikings | 144-127-1 | 0.531 |
| 6 | Detroit Lions | 143-127-2 | 0.529 |
| 6 | Cincinnati Bengals | 144-128-0 | 0.529 |
| 8 | Las Vegas Raiders | 142-128-2 | 0.526 |
| 9 | Cleveland Browns | 140-130-2 | 0.518 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Rams | 140-132-0 | 0.515 |
| 11 | Seattle Seahawks | 139-133-0 | 0.511 |
| 11 | Kansas City Chiefs | 138-132-2 | 0.511 |
| 13 | Arizona Cardinals | 138-134-0 | 0.507 |
| 13 | Tennessee Titans | 138-134-0 | 0.507 |
| 15 | Houston Texans | 137-135-0 | 0.504 |
| 15 | Washington Football Team | 136-134-2 | 0.504 |
| 17 | Los Angeles Chargers | 133-137-2 | 0.493 |
| 18 | Jacksonville Jaguars | 133-138-1 | 0.491 |
| 19 | San Francisco 49ers | 132-138-2 | 0.489 |
| 19 | New York Jets | 132-138-2 | 0.489 |
| 19 | New England Patriots | 133-139-0 | 0.489 |
| 22 | New Orleans Saints | 131-140-1 | 0.483 |
| 23 | Buffalo Bills | 130-142-0 | 0.478 |
| 23 | Indianapolis Colts | 130-142-0 | 0.478 |
| 25 | New York Giants | 128-142-2 | 0.474 |
| 26 | Carolina Panthers | 128-143-1 | 0.472 |
| 27 | Denver Broncos | 127-143-2 | 0.471 |
| 27 | Miami Dolphins | 128-144-0 | 0.471 |
| 29 | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 126-145-1 | 0.465 gigglz |
| 30 | Atlanta Falcons | 123-148-1 | 0.454 |
| 31 | Dallas Cowboys | 122-148-2 | 0.452 |
| 32 | Philadelphia Eagles | 117-155-0 | 0.430 |
