Jimbo and TheLemonDropKid's '09 NFL Preseason Thread

[showtime2000]

Here's mine tonight,

St.Louis +3
Mia/Tb Under 37


GL

[SmackdownV]

I got Jville at 7.5.........hope that's not a bad thing.....

Naaaaaa......I was a witness to the Jets F*cking me on MNF..........

All three dogs tonight
All three overs

[SmackdownV]

How are you pimps getting Miami at +3

I just got em at +1.5???? and Jville at +7.5.....and St. Louis at +2.5.........
And the Philly over 38........St. Louis over 34....(bang that shizznat)......and Miami over 37

All three dogs
All three overs

Hell....I think I might even do a $200 six game parlay on that one.

That would pay $8000......Hmmmmmmmm....

All three dogs.....All three overs.

[SmackdownV]

All you fellas can watch the Eagles and the Nati game on:

Atdhe.net

GL To all and to all a good night!

[Pin Fish]

I like jags fish and both over staight up and 4 X parlay

[Pin Fish]

2 unit each staight bet

1unit on parlay

[Jimbo42]

I have 2 units on each of the following: F*ck baseball.........F*ck the Cubbies.....F*ck the Marlins......

Two units on:

All three NFL overs tonight
All three NFL dogs tonight

Get em.

Rock and roll mr. over!

[Jimbo42]

2 unit each staight bet

1unit on parlay

Lets get it!

[SmackdownV]

Eagles over CASH
Cincy over CASH

2 down.....4 to go.........

NFL is my FREAKIN game boys.

[TheLemonDropKid]

Eagles over CASH
Cincy over CASH

2 down.....4 to go.........

NFL is my FREAKIN game boys.

It certainly looks that way bro......what is your record of posted plays on this thread? It seems like you have been off the chart!

[Dexter]

week 1 ncaa thread is up..

[SmackdownV]

I have lemon....but then Lakerboy shows up on my baseball picks and totally throws me off my game. Baseball.....I can't pick baseball for shit..............

NFL and College however..............another story.

You just need to see the "games" that NFL and the NCAA play to take your $$$........

You can't really control baseball............but Football............."easy" for those guys in the black suits in a back room somewhere in Nevada to F*ck us over...........I have spent the past 10 years learning how they screw us......now this year........

the Smack is gonna get us PAID on these football picks.

EAGLES Over CASH
CINCY Over CASH
RAMS +2.5 CASH
JVILLE +7.5 CASH

4-0 so far tonight....................trying for 6-0

Still have Miami +1.5 and Miami over 37 to go.....don't let the first half fool ya........

Don't let it fool ya................

F*ck the book............This year.....I'm coming for those bastards.

For the regular season however....here is Smacks #1 tip.

If the HOME TEAM is a Fave by 3 points.............TAKE THE DOG........AND THE OVER.

That's the first tip of many to come.

[Dexter]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/nfl-handicapping/218799-nfl-underground-leans-week-1-9-10-9-13-a.html#post2163516

NFL week 1 thread up as well

[Jimbo42]

Jax cashes homies!

[aznjeff07]

smack you have been on an incredible streak this past week or so; will have to start tailing you

[TheLemonDropKid]

JAX + 7......WINNER!! $400


LET'S KEEP IT ROLLIN BABY!!!

[SmackdownV]

I'll take 5-1 for the night.

Really thought Miami had more offense than that.

Oh well.........

Still went 5-1 in documented plays tonight.

[SmackdownV]

EAGLES Over CASH
CINCY Over CASH
RAMS +2.5 CASH
JVILLE +7.5 CASH

EAGLES OVER CASH
CINCY OVER CASH
RAMS +2.5 CASH
JVILLE +7.5 CASH
MIAMI +1.5 CASH
MIAMI OVER 37 LOSE

See you guys tomorrow!

[Jimbo42]

Miami Cashes Homies!!! Nice 2-0 day...

[Jimbo42]

Here's mine tonight,

St.Louis +3
Mia/Tb Under 37


GL

Niiiiice!!

[Jimbo42]

Don't like the two games today(friday).... Definately donot like the GB/AZ game as I have conflicting strong angles for both...
I do have a slight lean on New England....
LDK... if you like the Pats go ahead and bling it small...you make the call.
I don't know if i am putting any money on it or not..

GL Homies!!

[TheLemonDropKid]

MIA +2.5 (-105) $420/$400 WINNER!!!

[TheLemonDropKid]

JIMBO/LDK BLING BLING PICKS!!!


FRIDAY 8/28/09







NE -4 (+105) $200/$205



STARTING BANKROLL $5000.00

YTD RECORD 8-11-1

CURRENT BANKROLL $3855.00

YES!!!! WE WENT 2-0 YESTERDAY BOYS!! THE COMEBACK CONTINUES!!

CONGRATS TO SMACKDOWN ON ONE HELLUVA DAY AS WELL!!!

[TheLemonDropKid]

Hmmmm......Smackdown, I'm trying to give you points on your post but it's not letting me.

[SmackdownV]

Two Plays:

Pats -4.5
Green Bay over 41

Pats play.........well they are the Pats and having a Brady/Moss combo into the third quarter should make this one a SOLID play tonight.

Green Bay Over: With all of the passing......that means a ton of clock stoppage.....this aint Tampa Bay who likes to run off 8 minutes every drive.......these are both passing teams. Add up the clock stoppage.....the mistakes in good field postion for the other team and Ol Matt from AZ being FORCED to prove something tonight......Over is also a solid play for me.

That's all. Good Luck tonight Pimps.

[SmackdownV]

Smacks "Just For The Hell Of It" ...........$100 4 game parlay:

Pats -4.5
Pats Over 38
Green Bay +3.5
Green Bay Over 41.5

$100 to make $1,236.40

Good Luck.

[BTTNext]

Smacks "Just For The Hell Of It" ...........$100 4 game parlay:<br>
<br>
<b>Pats -4.5</b><br>
<b>Pats Over 38</b><br>
<b>Green Bay +3.5</b><br>
<b>Green Bay Over 41.5</b><br>
<br>
$100 to make $1,236.40<br>
<br>
Good Luck.

You sir are on fire. Can't deny I'm getting in on this too

[SmackdownV]

I gave you lesson #1 yesterday....

Here is Lesson #2.

How many of you have taken 1st half bets only to get PUMPED IN THE BUTT by your book.

I.E. Redskins/Pats 1st half. The books LOVE you to make that first half bet. That way....they can take your 1st half money and stick it in your butt again in the 2nd.

Don't bet the first half line. It's DANGER. Then they get you to chase the second half and give you the Butt Tootin of your life.

Don't do it. EVER. Your safer taking the ENTIRE game spread then the first half bet.

Thank you for your attention and here is to the Pats covering by 4.5 in the second.

[SmackdownV]

And a quick lesson #3.

How many of you wake up on Saturday/Sunday morning and listen to ESPN college gameday or NFL gameday and hear the commentary and say to yourself:

"Hell yeah......that team is going to spank that team since ESPN said so".

Now for your lesson:

Vegas was not built in a day.............and neither was ESPN. I say that two birds of a feather flock together and you are a FOOL to take anything they say on Sat/Sun morning at face value. Don't wager your money on what they say. It took me about 7 years to figure out that lesson.

Get your info from stats....good cappers and trends.

Don't play into the ESPN game................ESPN in this capping arena stands for:

"Easy Sucker Play Network"

They work in concert with Vegas............Trust me on that one.

[rayt13]

I gave you lesson #1 yesterday....

Here is Lesson #2.

How many of you have taken 1st half bets only to get PUMPED IN THE BUTT by your book.

I.E. Redskins/Pats 1st half. The books LOVE you to make that first half bet. That way....they can take your 1st half money and stick it in your butt again in the 2nd.

Don't bet the first half line. It's DANGER. Then they get you to chase the second half and give you the Butt Tootin of your life.

Don't do it. EVER. Your safer taking the ENTIRE game spread then the first half bet.

Thank you for your attention and here is to the Pats covering by 4.5 in the second.

score is tied so 2nd 1/2 pats -3 looks good

and yes my ass is soar from the 1st 1/2

[SmackdownV]

This is not a baseball thread.....but put a unit on Colorado Rockies tonight.

Yet another "Media Game" to make you take the Giants.

That long haired fairy is getting beat tonight.

[TheLemonDropKid]

I gave you lesson #1 yesterday....

Here is Lesson #2.

How many of you have taken 1st half bets only to get PUMPED IN THE BUTT by your book.

I.E. Redskins/Pats 1st half. The books LOVE you to make that first half bet. That way....they can take your 1st half money and stick it in your butt again in the 2nd.

Don't bet the first half line. It's DANGER. Then they get you to chase the second half and give you the Butt Tootin of your life.

Don't do it. EVER. Your safer taking the ENTIRE game spread then the first half bet.

Thank you for your attention and here is to the Pats covering by 4.5 in the second.

And there it is boys and girls......the Smack has spoken.

SBR has provided an incredible sounding board for "would-be/should-be" touts and I think we have all benefited from it!

We grind up stats, trends, and data like a f*ckin automobile shredding machine. Then the profits come trickling down.

Let's continue to add oxygen to the fire and burn the books down like a f*ckin library bonfire!!!

[SmackdownV]

That Patriot Fumble by that Dumbass on the 10 yard line ended that bet for us.

Good luck on Sat.

This Patriot bet is OVER.

[MexicanStallion]

Looking Good Smackdown. Nice work on the season.

[showtime2000]

Homies, so far today i like,

Seattle +3.5
Nyj +3.5


Other leans i'm looking into,
Ten/Cle over
Nyj/Nyg under