NFL Needs Luck and Wilson Superbowl!!!

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  • officepoolguy
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    • 07-19-10
    • 384

    #1
    NFL Needs Luck and Wilson Superbowl!!!
    The Prediction: Colts vs Seahawks Superbowl

    Here is Why:

    The NFL needs the female audience more than ever after all the domestic violence incidents...believe it or not women make up almost half of the fans of the NFL. http://www.adweek.com/news/press/nfl...le-fans-159674.

    So:

    Colts
    Andrew Luck's jersey is the top selling among female viewers.

    Seahawks
    More women jerseys are sold in Washington state than any other state.

    What better way to get the female fan than to have its two favorite players meet on a day when almost 50 of the viewers are women and most of the ads are directed towards them.


    *Disclaimer...this prediction is in no way to be taken too serious. Any money wagered on this prediction should not be held against the poster, his mother, women in general or anyone else for that matter. This post is an opinion and therefore taken as so.
  • R.P. McMurphy
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-15-12
    • 9654

    #2
    Maybe in a year or two. From a business, ratings,buzz standpoint league cannot go wrong at this point unless Carolina slips thru somehow.
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    • ilovelady
      SBR Sharp
      • 12-16-14
      • 324

      #3
      stafford got no love from the league and he is the best looking qb in the league no homo
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      • officepoolguy
        SBR Sharp
        • 07-19-10
        • 384

        #4
        stafford got no love from the league and he is the best looking qb in the league
        What women are you talking to?

        Wilson is young, single and Christian.

        Luck is young, single, and Stanford grad.
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        • R.P. McMurphy
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-15-12
          • 9654

          #5
          Women may want to marry Wilson or Luck but rather get fukked by the bad boy Kaep. This is 2015 also not 1950 I'm not sure the whole Christian thing holds as much weight as you think.
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          • Jakenv21
            SBR Sharp
            • 11-01-12
            • 374

            #6
            Originally posted by R.P. McMurphy
            Women may want to marry Wilson or Luck but rather get fukked by the bad boy Kaep. This is 2015 also not 1950 I'm not sure the whole Christian thing holds as much weight as you think.
            Which is rather sad
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            • officepoolguy
              SBR Sharp
              • 07-19-10
              • 384

              #7
              Women are not wearing Wilson's jersey because he is throwing TD passes. Women love the Christian angle, why do you think Tebow was so popular? Hint: it's not the play on the football field.
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              • slacker00
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 10-06-05
                • 12262

                #8
                Interesting angle, officepoolguy. I'll keep it in mind. Original way to mine new data.
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                • R.P. McMurphy
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 06-15-12
                  • 9654

                  #9
                  Lol since we're just having fun here and being hypothetical. I would give you the field @ + odds if Teblow, Wilson, Luck were in a bar picking up chicks with their boring ass personality. And Kaep were in same bar he walks out 1st with a women. All 4 are just average Joe's btw as well. Obviously with wealth, fame, $ there are PLENTY of gold digging whores out there for any of them to land easy. Course you can spin it on me and change location to a library or church group meeting.
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                  • slacker00
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 10-06-05
                    • 12262

                    #10
                    Ladies love Luck:

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                    • officepoolguy
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 07-19-10
                      • 384

                      #11
                      That is so funny RP.
                      So I would say Kaper would be -3 in a bar but +7 in a library.
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                      • R.P. McMurphy
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-15-12
                        • 9654

                        #12
                        Yeah I give ya +150 on field. Figure your guys will be too busy swapping bible verses, talking about their cubicle jobs, and on-line gaming. My man gonna be a shark in the water with 1 thing on the brain.
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                        • officepoolguy
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 07-19-10
                          • 384

                          #13
                          As my guys are wowing the girls with their bible verses and showing them diplomas from real universities, your guy will be kissing his biceps and wearing his Bose headphones.
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                          • R.P. McMurphy
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 06-15-12
                            • 9654

                            #14
                            What kind of d-bag would wear headphones in a bar? C'Mon man he's gonna be rocking some Gucci shades in a dim lit bar while kissing those biceps
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                            • officepoolguy
                              SBR Sharp
                              • 07-19-10
                              • 384

                              #15
                              A guy who always chokes under pressure, that's who.
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                              • officepoolguy
                                SBR Sharp
                                • 07-19-10
                                • 384

                                #16
                                Wilson just got more women followers with another almost perfect game. More jerseys sold, more money in NFL pockets. Luck up next!
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                                • slacker00
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 10-06-05
                                  • 12262

                                  #17
                                  And the wife-beater team is on ice too. Tom Brady must be up there, how about bucket head?

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                                  • officepoolguy
                                    SBR Sharp
                                    • 07-19-10
                                    • 384

                                    #18
                                    Both too old for the younger generation fan. Though Brady is still a fav I would think.
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                                    • officepoolguy
                                      SBR Sharp
                                      • 07-19-10
                                      • 384

                                      #19
                                      Online poll says that Wilson is best looking, now this...Seahawks/Colts it is.

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