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[Eddy Munny]

"Going online for attention...." says the guy who just bumped an abandoned thread so he could watch himself type.

[Dilo]

Your generation needs the attention, I understand that. You need to go online and make a name for yourself...it's all good, everyone is doing it. We are all cool here, bro...just give us your goy.

[Eddy Munny]

"Surefire" is one word, dumbass.

[Dilo]

"Going online for attention...." says the guy who just bumped an abandoned thread so he could watch himself type.

No no no no, you got it all wrong...you had a sure fire winner and I didn't want to see your thread buried. Just trying to help you out, bro.

[Eddy Munny]

My generation huh? So at least you're admitting that you still think football players wear leather helmets.

[Dilo]

"Surefire" is one word, dumbass.

Sorry, bro. Im on a device that auto corrects...so sorry, I hope you will still give us the sure fire winner.

[Eddy Munny]

Live and let die, man. You'll get over. Perhaps not anytime soon, but you will.

[Dilo]

No no no... We know you're special and trying to help people out. We jut want to know your sure fire winner. I thought you were cool like that.

[Eddy Munny]

The words "broken record" come to mind.

[Dilo]

Special munny, people on this site need your info. You have the wager wisdom walnut. Will you please stop it already and help us poor people out?

[Eddy Munny]

The longer you loiter in my aborted thread, repeating yourself, the more I realize I got under your skin.

But drag it out anyways, big man.

This thread is going to look like a home run with all the replies you're forcing down it's Gulliver.

[Dilo]

The words "broken record" come to mind.

Sorry, special...just trying to give you the attention you rightfully deserve. No one should ever deny you your attention, your mom and dad were right when they said you were special.

[Eddy Munny]

Run it up to three pages Dilo... then I'll grant you a lunch break for your efforts.

[Dilo]

The longer you loiter in my aborted thread, repeating yourself, the more I realize I got under your skin.

But drag it out anyways, big man.

This thread is going to look like a home run with all the replies you're forcing down it's Gulliver.

I thought I was jus trying to help you out with your attention whore thread. I bumped it so people could see how awesome at capping you were. Even though there's no proof of a play, the thread deserves to be on front pace all year long.

[Dilo]

Run it up to three pages Dilo... then I'll grant you a lunch break for your efforts.

No problem, special...I can do you that favor. We all owe it to you.

[Eddy Munny]

I actually imagine you right now as that space nerd in your avatar. I'm sure you're every bit as awkward, but with less fashion sense.

[Eddy Munny]

"Halfbacks"

[Dilo]

I'm glad you're having a good time on the web.....we are all here for you.

[Eddy Munny]

So who will you be drafting as your HB1 this year?

Any thoughts on a possible HB2?

I'm hoping to O.J. Simpson at the bottom of the first round. Then I'll draft my wingback in the 2nd. That's always been my key to fantasy football success... draft your wingback early.

[Eddy Munny]

What do you think Dilo?

HB first round, and WB second?

[Eddy Munny]

Don't tell me he left.

I bet his brain blew a fuse.

The nurse probably tranquilized him when she saw he was unusually agitated.

And so it ends.

[Dilo]

C'mon, special...what's the play? Everyone in the world is waiting....

[Dilo]

Here the deal...I can't respond until you give us the play....after that we can go play hide and go seek.....this time I won't be in your moms bedroom.

[Eddy Munny]

Wow, that was really lame... even by your standards. You should have just stayed away. You were actually gaining ground in absence.

[Eddy Munny]

Halfbacks

pfft

[Eddy Munny]

You're gonna love the color TV's we watch football games on nowadays.

[slacker00]

Eddie Munny, give Dilo a break, he obviously rides the short bus. That's the curse of a fail thread, it gets bumped.

[Eddy Munny]

Sure, except that this is not a "fail thread." Not a single snap has transpired in the NFL, therefore outcomes have yet to be determined. Furthermore, I haven't even submitted a pick.

Dilo's just firing in all directions right now because his feelings are hurt. He's a wounded animal, snapping his jaws at the sight of his own shadow.

I'm simply relocating to a new thread. My energy will be focused on a handful of plays, as opposed to one. I will probably rank them in order of preference. It'll have a more suitable title, and I intend to post the picks at the top so people don't have to scroll through the clusterfukk of replies in this thread to see them.

I think the average person understands this, but as you said, Dilo has a reserved seat on the short bus.