DJ Gallo on Brady's wedding
US Weekly provided the initial details, and now SportsPickle fills in the gaps.
Vows: Gisele said her “heart is full with love.” Tom listed his heart as “questionable,” but otherwise performed as though he is 100-percent in love.
Attire: As US Weekly reported, Bundchen wore a Dolce & Gabanna gown and outfitted her three dogs in matching Dolce & Gabanna floral lace collars (seriously). Brady outfitted his pet goat with its usual pearl necklace. He placed his son in a matching tux and left him in the car with the windows up.
Reception: Brady cut the cake, but there were complications and the cake was found to be ridden with bacteria. The cake was eventually cut again and things reportedly went well after that.
Wedding Night: Like the wholesome American hero he is, Tom waited to have sexual relations until his wedding night. While Bundchen was initially disgusted by Brady's body, he performed admirably and nearly led her to orgasm. However, he was unable to finish the job on his own, so he called in Adam Vinatieri, who made her come with his remarkably talented foot. Despite the team effort, many are now calling Brady the “greatest lover ever.”
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Vows: Gisele said her “heart is full with love.” Tom listed his heart as “questionable,” but otherwise performed as though he is 100-percent in love.
Attire: As US Weekly reported, Bundchen wore a Dolce & Gabanna gown and outfitted her three dogs in matching Dolce & Gabanna floral lace collars (seriously). Brady outfitted his pet goat with its usual pearl necklace. He placed his son in a matching tux and left him in the car with the windows up.
Reception: Brady cut the cake, but there were complications and the cake was found to be ridden with bacteria. The cake was eventually cut again and things reportedly went well after that.
Wedding Night: Like the wholesome American hero he is, Tom waited to have sexual relations until his wedding night. While Bundchen was initially disgusted by Brady's body, he performed admirably and nearly led her to orgasm. However, he was unable to finish the job on his own, so he called in Adam Vinatieri, who made her come with his remarkably talented foot. Despite the team effort, many are now calling Brady the “greatest lover ever.”
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