Handicapping these Phucking games a total waste of time

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  • ZINISTER
    Restricted User
    • 10-03-12
    • 1651

    #1
    Handicapping these Phucking games a total waste of time
    How can we continue to fool ourselves thinking that handicapping games is an advantage. Most of us would be totally stoked to go 60%. I am a total loser at gambling on all fronts. I lose almost all my bets. I tried to fade myself it didn't work. I watch these games and think how can you possibly know these coaches are going to do some of the most phucked up play calls or receivers dropping multiple balls or lets not talk about the refs (LOL). How do you know defenses are going to try to pray the offensive player will trip so they don't have to tackle them. This sport is such a joke anymore it makes me sick. The Off. Coor. for Bengals on the TWO most important plays of the game throws a sky jump ball. The first time they end up kicking a 55 yarder. Might be a good idea to get a few easier yards in that situation. The last one in his own endzone was a phucking sick joke to all the "HANDICAPPERS" telling us hey guys don't bet we can't call a phucking play that can work in some situations. He ran the ball straight up the gut on first down 50 phucking times in a row for one yard. OK guys 2nd and 9 again again again again ummmmm coach that's not working. Where is your stat guy? Not keeping track you number crunching phuckin \*\*\*\*\*\*. Keep Sanu in there and keep feeding him the ball he isn't catching them but what the phuck who cares we aren't trying to win this week everybody has money on us. The line stayed true because they wanted everybody to keep betting on Cincy. Wish I wasn't such a degenerate and could stop betting this sport. Handicapping is a thing of the past it makes me mad watching what I predicted to happen never hardly happen and in place is a bunch of phuckin dipshyt players, coaches and refs sticking it to me with nothing but garbage football. The name 'Football' should be changed so us old timers can talk of a game that was played with Heart, Passion and Honor. Not a bunch of look at me pucies that act tough, dance, have hair extensions and overall a bunch of hoodlums. In the year I have been a part of SBR I talked to some cool people and read a lot of Arswipes threads. Peace to the cool ones and hope the rest of you are losing at the same rate as me! Done crying now who plays next........
  • Bdolan33
    SBR MVP
    • 05-02-12
    • 1255

    #2
    Get some sleep brother, back at it tomorrow
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    • ZINISTER
      Restricted User
      • 10-03-12
      • 1651

      #3
      No doubt Thanks!
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      • ithinkiamgood
        SBR MVP
        • 10-30-13
        • 2211

        #4
        NFL Is easy bro just go with what looks scary its like printing money. Cincy came in looking like worldbeaters spanking jets by 40, Miami 4 straight losses. Its obvious.
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        • SteveRyan
          SBR MVP
          • 11-15-11
          • 1654

          #5
          Sorry for the hard times bud. I'll give ya a solid pick for Sunday.

          Baltimore -2.5

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          • ZINISTER
            Restricted User
            • 10-03-12
            • 1651

            #6
            Going to be at the game in Cleveland. Was thinking of hitting it hard against my Clowns! I need any help I can get. I am capping these games too much. Need to get back to what most of you are saying, pick the one that looks to be a sure loser and bet it. I am involved with the other end of what looks to be in my opinion a nice bet. The game starts and it is a cluster Phuck of mistakes and totally for shyt coaching and officiating. 4 Times this year a college team inside the 5 yard line going in to lock up the win for me turns it over & let the other team score in the next 5 plays to cover, 3 of the 4 with less then 3 minutes left in the game. Thanks for the lift!
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            • eagle8999
              SBR High Roller
              • 10-13-13
              • 156

              #7
              Another thing i had good luck betting is prop betting the first score of the game to be safety or fg ive hit on them quite a bit and pays better than even
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              • eagle8999
                SBR High Roller
                • 10-13-13
                • 156

                #8
                Also toying with first play from either team being a run vs pass. with kc bills game the first play being a run looks solid
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                • SteveRyan
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-15-11
                  • 1654

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ZINISTER
                  Going to be at the game in Cleveland. Was thinking of hitting it hard against my Clowns! I need any help I can get. I am capping these games too much. Need to get back to what most of you are saying, pick the one that looks to be a sure loser and bet it. I am involved with the other end of what looks to be in my opinion a nice bet. The game starts and it is a cluster Phuck of mistakes and totally for shyt coaching and officiating. 4 Times this year a college team inside the 5 yard line going in to lock up the win for me turns it over & let the other team score in the next 5 plays to cover, 3 of the 4 with less then 3 minutes left in the game. Thanks for the lift!
                  What a coincidence!!

                  I think Balty is a good bet here, mainly because they are a road fave coming off a bye. Usually, this spells danger for the home team.
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                  • freakydave
                    SBR MVP
                    • 02-23-11
                    • 1106

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SteveRyan
                    What a coincidence!!

                    I think Balty is a good bet here, mainly because they are a road fave coming off a bye. Usually, this spells danger for the home team.
                    I'm on Baltimore too--
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                    • wildcorndog
                      SBR MVP
                      • 08-30-10
                      • 1456

                      #11
                      I'm usually right.


                      Always within 6.


                      Tease me
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                      • chopperocker
                        SBR MVP
                        • 08-16-09
                        • 1784

                        #12
                        Ravens -2.5

                        Steelers +7
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                        • ZINISTER
                          Restricted User
                          • 10-03-12
                          • 1651

                          #13
                          might not tell my brother until the Ravens have full control of the game so as not to ruin his fun if the Clowns can pull off a win hope to break the news to him in first half hoping for a complete meltdown
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