The Samurai'$ derelict teasers.

[The Samurai]

I know most don't tease 4 games and above but I've always had a knack for teasing sides the right way. So some teasers may be over 3 games and over, some up to 5. Haven't been sports playing much lately, been waiting for football and betting ponies. I'm a true degen in every sense in that I'm drunk now and bored and I'd gamble on a bum fight in an alley off Long Beach Blvd pretty much at any time. So discount my knowledge of football at will. Here we go. Wait hold on! If you don't like my plays, bring knowledge, otherwise act like you're at a gay convention and sit on your ace and keep your mouth shut. OK here we go.
Week 2.
9ers +10
Az+9
Nyj+ 20
All games teased 7 +120
Den +2.5
Dal +10
Bal (pick)
SD +16
Mia +10
All games teased 7 +325

[The Samurai]

Gonna go out on a limb and call these plays a win. Only 9ers +10 left.

[The Samurai]

Alright so, I made kind of a fukk outta myself calling the 9ers a win before hand but who saw one of the supposed power houses of the NFL getting smoked by more than 10? Maybe a couple but anyway. The 5 teamer was a win so if my drunken math is right I'm +220. So here's the week three teases.
SD +10 over Ten
GB+4 over Cinci
NYG +7 over Car
teased 7 +120
TB +14 over NE
STL + 11 over Dal
Buf +10 over Nyj
Den -8.5
Don't worry about the 8.5 on Den. I'm nearly sure they cover the 15.5
Nearly, that's why I play teasers. Anyhow GL
Teased 7 +200