1950's basketball
No doubt the guy won't have his players practicing layups and defense in Wisconsin this week. He'll be taking them to a barn to milk cows to strengthen their fingers for strong-handed rebounds:
"Milk the cow, be with one with cow. That cow titty will be like Syracuse this week, gentlemen. Milk that cow titty till there's nothing left, like there's no time left on the shot clock.
"The 8 cow nipples represent the 8 five-minute segments in the game. Milk every last one of them dry. Go slow, work the clock"
-- "Hey, Coach, we gone done be practice some hewps before da Syracuse game?"
"Shut the fukk up, Johnson! Tit milk down to zero! Shot clock down to zero!"
No doubt the guy won't have his players practicing layups and defense in Wisconsin this week. He'll be taking them to a barn to milk cows to strengthen their fingers for strong-handed rebounds:
"Milk the cow, be with one with cow. That cow titty will be like Syracuse this week, gentlemen. Milk that cow titty till there's nothing left, like there's no time left on the shot clock.
"The 8 cow nipples represent the 8 five-minute segments in the game. Milk every last one of them dry. Go slow, work the clock"
-- "Hey, Coach, we gone done be practice some hewps before da Syracuse game?"
"Shut the fukk up, Johnson! Tit milk down to zero! Shot clock down to zero!"