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  • Serbone
    SBR MVP
    • 09-21-09
    • 1300

    #36
    #1:

    When you are on a cold streak, and you pick a team, then bet the OPPOSITE, figuring that you should fade yourself.
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    • PaperTrail07
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 08-29-08
      • 20423

      #37
      Originally posted by agharah1
      When you're desperate enough to put up with Bodog because they're the only book that accepted your CC.

      HAHAHA if your with BODOG at ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

      they have been scamming people ever since BETONSPORTS was around.....i may only be 27 but I have been online since the beginning
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      • PaperTrail07
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-29-08
        • 20423

        #38
        They pocket poker$ to the HOUSEEEEEEEEEEE
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        • HoulihansTX
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 02-12-09
          • 30566

          #39
          I didnt have school today, so I spent the majority of my time trolling SBR.
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          • thfootball
            SBR MVP
            • 01-16-11
            • 1771

            #40
            When the cat jumps on your computer desk and you ask "what do you think about this pick?"
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            • Spartan14745
              SBR MVP
              • 04-15-10
              • 1032

              #41
              I have to chime in on this....


              When you list "SBR University" as your Alma Mater on your resume.
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              • AMcBoarder
                SBR Sharp
                • 01-03-09
                • 342

                #42
                Here's one: Can anyone loan me 3 SBR points to play in the SBR poker satellite tonight?

                No seriously I need 3 points. I'll give 6 back to you tomorrow for the 1st person who can help out. Thanks in advance.
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                • Spartan14745
                  SBR MVP
                  • 04-15-10
                  • 1032

                  #43
                  Originally posted by AMcBoarder
                  Here's one: Can anyone loan me 3 SBR points to play in the SBR poker satellite tonight?

                  No seriously I need 3 points. I'll give 6 back to you tomorrow for the 1st person who can help out. Thanks in advance.
                  GL!
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                  • AMcBoarder
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 01-03-09
                    • 342

                    #44
                    Originally posted by Spartan14745
                    GL!
                    Thanks! I wil have the 6 to you by tomorrow morning pst at the latest.
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                    • ebbearsfb1
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 12-07-08
                      • 18815

                      #45
                      i got one...

                      your betting brown +2 vs columbia, cause it fits your short home dog system.... ummmm... wait thats me...


                      this ones not me, you bet re load your account at least 2 times a week (this is actually a g.a type problem)
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                      • Crayzee
                        SBR MVP
                        • 10-27-06
                        • 4945

                        #46
                        when your betting on european baskets or hockey, tennis, golf or any other games available on weekdays because ou cant wait till night
                        and you get pissed off like me when your not on line and watching espn ticker for scores and they keep interuppting the flow with either the heat score or some fking at bat for a-rod or barry bonds going for their xxx hundreth homer or whatever
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                        • Crayzee
                          SBR MVP
                          • 10-27-06
                          • 4945

                          #47
                          oh and youve seen more than enough for a lifetime of fvking strong man compettition, billiards, bowling, or poker because your watching the ticker
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                          • BoS_010
                            SBR Sharp
                            • 08-24-10
                            • 472

                            #48
                            Originally posted by BathingApe
                            Hey man tails where the money is at. In video games I always take tails.
                            Haha I always wondered if I was the only one.
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                            • El Stugoto
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 01-15-11
                              • 655

                              #49
                              If you bet against your favorite team...
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                              • Romanov
                                SBR MVP
                                • 10-08-10
                                • 4137

                                #50
                                Originally posted by El Stugoto
                                If you bet against your favorite team...
                                If you hedge against your favorite team: "Well if the steelers win the sb, i'll be ******* ecstatic! so how bout a ML bet on the pack"
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                                • El Stugoto
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 01-15-11
                                  • 655

                                  #51
                                  If you can't even watch sportscenter when your bankroll is zero...
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                                  • Brp27345
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 01-01-10
                                    • 3692

                                    #52
                                    Originally posted by El Stugoto
                                    If you can't even watch sportscenter when your bankroll is zero...
                                    Truth there!
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                                    • ebbearsfb1
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 12-07-08
                                      • 18815

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by Romanov
                                      If you hedge against your favorite team: "Well if the steelers win the sb, i'll be ******* ecstatic! so how bout a ML bet on the pack"

                                      funny romanov im in that situation right now... i've literally thought about that ever playoff game so far... but i just cannot do it

                                      its the super bowl and will have only props
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                                      • El Stugoto
                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                        • 01-15-11
                                        • 655

                                        #54
                                        Originally posted by ebbearsfb1
                                        funny romanov im in that situation right now... i've literally thought about that ever playoff game so far... but i just cannot do it

                                        its the super bowl and will have only props
                                        Yup, I love super bowl props when your team is playing. I won a million dollars on this prop a few years ago....

                                        How many times will McNabb puke - over/under 0

                                        I took the over...cash money
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                                        • ukbsktbll
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 11-25-09
                                          • 2048

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by thfootball
                                          When you overly excited about a bet and accidentally pick the wrong team. Go look at the bet later on and found out you bet on the wrong team. Happened a couple times to me.
                                          Fortunately when this has happened to me the team I accidentally bet on has won. Very lucky. Though I have only done this a few times.
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                                          • JMUplayer
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-27-09
                                            • 2765

                                            #56
                                            When you think... hey i really thing this team is gonna win the all star game
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                                            • asdfghasdfgh
                                              SBR Sharp
                                              • 01-27-11
                                              • 359

                                              #57
                                              When you frantically refresh the box score of Iona-Fairfield because no streams are available and the spread could go either way.

                                              ... And the score only gets updated once every 4 minutes.
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                                              • ebbearsfb1
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-07-08
                                                • 18815

                                                #58
                                                your betting late night soccer on teams that you couldn't pronounce, let allow know a single player on the team...

                                                so 5 dengerate status

                                                1) betting (when im sleeping) soccer
                                                2) teams i don't have a clue how to say
                                                3) not even know one guy on the team
                                                4) betting soccer in general
                                                5) waking up at 4 am to check if you won

                                                6) i think i just threw up
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                                                • romoney
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-12-09
                                                  • 3581

                                                  #59
                                                  Start betting blind with over and unders to chase a losing streak....
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                                                  • itriedsohard
                                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                                    • 12-17-10
                                                    • 742

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by ebbearsfb1
                                                    your betting late night soccer on teams that you couldn't pronounce, let allow know a single player on the team... so 5 dengerate status 1) betting (when im sleeping) soccer 2) teams i don't have a clue how to say 3) not even know one guy on the team 4) betting soccer in general 5) waking up at 4 am to check if you won 6) i think i just threw up
                                                    and dream about winning all the bets, or the 6 teamer... happened to me twice... all to wake up and and see they lost...
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                                                    • Crayzee
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 10-27-06
                                                      • 4945

                                                      #61
                                                      who remembers 976-1313- sportsline
                                                      man i got nailed at a job once with like pages and pages of sportsphone charges on my phone- almost fired
                                                      we're talking pre- espn and pre- internet here

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                                                      • ramones951
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 12-23-08
                                                        • 2356

                                                        #62
                                                        Originally posted by Tower
                                                        When you bet 10 units on the coin flip of the Super Bowl. Tails never fails boys!!!!

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                                                        • face
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 01-31-11
                                                          • 14740

                                                          #63
                                                          LOL i have done this
                                                          Originally posted by ebbearsfb1
                                                          your betting late night soccer on teams that you couldn't pronounce, let allow know a single player on the team...

                                                          so 5 dengerate status

                                                          1) betting (when im sleeping) soccer
                                                          2) teams i don't have a clue how to say
                                                          3) not even know one guy on the team
                                                          4) betting soccer in general
                                                          5) waking up at 4 am to check if you won

                                                          6) i think i just threw up
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                                                          • face
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 01-31-11
                                                            • 14740

                                                            #64
                                                            Going to the bathroom during a movie date with girlfriend/wife in order to check a bet status, coming back pissed off and not affectionate.
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